Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 13, 2021 Author Share Posted September 13, 2021 I thought someone said Pete lived 150 miles away? I’m now confused. I couldn’t decipher this angry sign in front of the mushrooms. The f’in smart phone with its Google translate camera app sorted it out for me in no time. @XTreme when did you visit this supermarket ?? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 17:35, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Can’t get into Facebook. Get locked out with password reset bollo everytime. I don’t think people understand that Ive genuinely gone the extra mile to wish them happy birthday on that vain shallow shitshow Expand Just for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 13, 2021 Author Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 18:07, Tango said: Just for you. Expand Mr Slowly said “uh right what have they used this clip for now?… snore” He has now laughed his arse off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 18:28, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mr Slowly said “uh right what have they used this clip for now?… snore” He has now laughed his arse off Expand Or this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 13, 2021 Author Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 18:32, Tango said: Or this one. Expand just did a beer spit take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 The brevity of this statement is not to be underestimated. It’s impact is devastating and not something I can live with. The decaf tea is absolute shite. Doesn’t taste like tea at all, it’s extremely weak but has strong odd aftertaste, it also smells strange. Spain maybe over quicker than I thought 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 09:36, Slowlycatchymonkey said: The brevity of this statement is not to be underestimated. It’s impact is devastating and not something I can live with. The decaf tea is absolute shite. Doesn’t taste like tea at all, it’s extremely weak but has strong odd aftertaste, it also smells strange. Spain maybe over quicker than I thought Expand Brit tea bags! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 08/09/2021 at 22:01, Slowlycatchymonkey said: If you have a photo card thats dandy. If you have a paper licence you need a IDP. The only changes are if its a UK vehicle you must display on the number plate a GB sticker (this changes to a UK sticker on the 1st January) and unrelated to Brexit Spain like France has now made motorcycle gloves mandatory. Expand If you ride with an open face helmet you used to have to wear a mask but not sure if that’s still the case? Funny as fuck watching the mask either shred if it was the paper variety or simply ride up over their eyes if it was cloth. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 09:55, Skippy said: If you ride with an open face helmet you used to have to wear a mask Expand That law was just for you Ray cos your fucking face will frighten the shit out of the Dagos! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 17:35, Slowlycatchymonkey said: that vain shallow shitshow Expand Makes it the perfect place for me and my selfies, every time i loose 5 pounds and show off l loose ten fat friends...lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 09:36, Slowlycatchymonkey said: The brevity of this statement is not to be underestimated. It’s impact is devastating and not something I can live with. The decaf tea is absolute shite. Doesn’t taste like tea at all, it’s extremely weak but has strong odd aftertaste, it also smells strange. Spain maybe over quicker than I thought Expand Do you not remember reading about Pete's tea bag runs? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 10:13, Tango said: Do you not remember reading about Pete's tea bag runs? Expand There'll be loads of Brit shops where she is so she won't have to make the trips that I do. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 10:03, XTreme said: That law was just for you Ray cos your fucking face will frighten the shit out of the Dagos! Expand I don’t know what you mean? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 That’s my profile photo on the local dating site. Took it using an iPhone app called PrettyMeUp. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 11:09, Skippy said: That’s my profile photo on the local dating site. Took it using an iPhone app called PrettyMeUp. Expand And there's some smart Brit women our age over here aren't there Ray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 11:11, XTreme said: And there's some smart Brit women our age over here aren't there Ray? Expand There’s more than enough Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 11:35, Skippy said: There’s more than enough Pete Expand How's your balls doing now Ray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 11:53, XTreme said: How's your balls doing now Ray? Expand Fully functioning and thanks for your concern. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 09:49, boboneleg said: decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that Expand Lol yep it isn’t great and they have normal PG tips and tetley but I just can’t pretend normal tea isn’t messing with my heart rate so decaf it is. Would probably be alright if I didn’t drink 10 cups a day Maybe Amazon has the solution or am I going to be one of those brits whose luggage is full of teabags? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 12:27, Slowlycatchymonkey said: am I going to be one of those brits whose luggage is full of teabags? Expand It's better than owning a Scooter! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 09:55, Skippy said: If you ride with an open face helmet you used to have to wear a mask but not sure if that’s still the case? Funny as fuck watching the mask either shred if it was the paper variety or simply ride up over their eyes if it was cloth. Expand You don’t have to wear masks outside anymore, only inside so I won’t be to see that joy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 12:30, Slowlycatchymonkey said: You don’t have to wear masks outside anymore, only inside so I won’t be to see that joy Expand Errrrrr be careful because you do have to wear them if you cannot guarantee a distance if 1.5m between you and anyone else e.g. in a busy town centre. I think you are required to carry one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 12:34, Skippy said: Errrrrr be careful because you do have to wear them if you cannot guarantee a distance if 1.5m between you and anyone else e.g. in a busy town centre. I think you are required to carry one. Expand Will do. I asked Pedro about mask wearing and he said the rules keep changing and here a lot of folk aren’t bothering now but so long as you wear one indoors no-ones fussed. Fortunately I have no need (or desire) to go anywhere crowded but if I did it would involve having to go in somewhere to get something done. Left two masks in the car and bought 10 at the supermarket yesterday Mr Slowly saw his first Brit knuckle draggers looking forlorn and lost while on his morning run down the promenade. He said blimey they stick out a mile so I laughted and said so do we?! I think it’s kind of a service to the locals to be easily picked out, I mean at least they know who to avoid unlike Weston super mare where they’re often indistinguishable from the general dross that lives there, where there’s no warning that the moron who left his brain at home is about to step out in front of your car without looking or suddenly jam on the brakes because they don’t understand the road system 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 12:28, XTreme said: It's better than owning a Scooter! Expand I can get a (small) weekly shop under the scoots seat..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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