Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Ive got to go back to the sodding supermarket again, thought I’d nailed it yesterday but among the annoying shite you don’t want to spend money on I missed iron and ironing board 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Ive got to go back to the sodding supermarket again, thought I’d nailed it yesterday but among the annoying shite you don’t want to spend money on I missed iron and ironing board Mr Slowly will be so chuffed that he's going to get a new iron and board 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Mr Slowly will be so chuffed that he's going to get a new iron and board Mr Slowly drops his shirts off at an ironing service He might realise theres not one when his morning papers aren’t as crisp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mr Slowly drops his shirts off at an ironing service He might realise theres not one when his morning papers aren’t as crisp Getting the itch for a bike yet Caroline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: Getting the itch for a bike yet Caroline? Had a look online this very morning But this setting up in Spain malarkey is far more time consuming than I anticipated. Big difference between rucking up at a place and living out of a suitcase for a couple of weeks and actually having things set up and feeling comfortable. Many annoying things to sort out! Still I’m well on my way and if I stopped the avoidance tactics like checking this forum I’d probably be way ahead Heyho one doesn’t want to rush, it just isn’t the done thing here Your mate with the storage facility, where are they based? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 25 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Had a look online this very morning But this setting up in Spain malarkey is far more time consuming than I anticipated. Big difference between rucking up at a place and living out of a suitcase for a couple of weeks and actually having things set up and feeling comfortable. Many annoying things to sort out! Still I’m well on my way and if I stopped the avoidance tactics like checking this forum I’d probably be way ahead Heyho one doesn’t want to rush, it just isn’t the done thing here Your mate with the storage facility, where are they based? They have a storage unit in Malaga I believe......their main storage is in Ebbsfleet! https://www.stgeorgeseuropean.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, Mawsley said: Ebbsfleet - check Daft equestrian based Turk brandishing a red cross beloved by pink-faced fat men - check I have a sneaky feeling your chum may be a bit of a gammon He's a client (for about 15 years)......we've never actually met. But the "George" comes from his name......so they use the St Georges branding. No idea if he's a gammon whatsoever......doubt it considering the business he's in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Will do. I asked Pedro about mask wearing and he said the rules keep changing and here a lot of folk aren’t bothering now but so long as you wear one indoors no-ones fussed. Fortunately I have no need (or desire) to go anywhere crowded but if I did it would involve having to go in somewhere to get something done. Left two masks in the car and bought 10 at the supermarket yesterday Mr Slowly saw his first Brit knuckle draggers looking forlorn and lost while on his morning run down the promenade. He said blimey they stick out a mile so I laughted and said so do we?! I think it’s kind of a service to the locals to be easily picked out, I mean at least they know who to avoid unlike Weston super mare where they’re often indistinguishable from the general dross that lives there, where there’s no warning that the moron who left his brain at home is about to step out in front of your car without looking or suddenly jam on the brakes because they don’t understand the road system I lived in WSM for a couple of years so I know exactly what you mean. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Skippy said: I lived in WSM for a couple of years so I know exactly what you mean. How did you end up there Ray? I thought it was only old people who moved there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: How did you end up there Ray? I thought it was only old people who moved there? Guarantee you it wasn’t though choice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mawsley said: Aha. I understand. I do the same thing. I use the insignia of the Waffen SS for my company because my second name is Waffen. I decided that I’d best not do anything linked to my third and fourth names: Brady and Hindley. Mainly because they didn’t have a nifty logo. Mass murderers really ought to think about branding more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 57 minutes ago, XTreme said: How did you end up there Ray? I thought it was only old people who moved there? Work mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, Skippy said: Work mate. What did you do then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, XTreme said: What did you do then? Drown in a pool of dispair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: What did you do then? Waste management for North Somerset Council and also some private environmental consultancy work for a couple of different companies based up in Bristol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Skippy said: Waste management for North Somerset Council and also some private environmental consultancy work for a couple of different companies based up in Bristol. You’re not the one who’s responsible for 8,000 fish dying in the river Sheppey after a sewage discharge are you? Feck I liked you up til now 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 40 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: You’re not the one who’s responsible for 8,000 fish dying in the river Sheppey after a sewage discharge are you? Feck I liked you up til now No that couldn’t have been me, I did proper fuck all work-wise. Does that still make me likeable? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, Skippy said: No that couldn’t have been me, I did proper fuck all work-wise. Does that still make me likeable? Oh so much more so 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oh so much more so And his Balls are OK now as well! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Mawsley said: If you don't have a ban policy then I can hardly be held to blame for anything I dribble onto a keyboard can I? Society needs boundaries otherwise you get anarchy. It's all your fault. We have a Flounce policy if that's any help! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: We have a Flounce policy if that's any help! he's got a record for that.... the twat 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 18 hours ago, Skippy said: Work mate. Were you a 'donkey handler' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 5 hours ago, boboneleg said: Were you a 'donkey handler' Not trustworthy enough for that mate 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 20, 2021 Author Share Posted September 20, 2021 Update- A new pain has developed, being bikeless in the sun surrounded by empty roads and tarmac is very painful. It started last week and I can stand it no more. I’m going home to get a bike then I can take my sweet time dithering and researching what bike I’m going to get. Flight booked for Thursday. So I’ll either be a bit absent from here or on here all the time avoiding sorting stuff, always hard to predict when procrastination will strike 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Update- A new pain has developed, being bikeless in the sun surrounded by empty roads and tarmac is very painful. It started last week and I can stand it no more. I’m going home to get a bike then I can take my sweet time dithering and researching what bike I’m going to get. Flight booked for Thursday. So I’ll either be a bit absent from here or on here all the time avoiding sorting stuff, always hard to predict when procrastination will strike The temptation was too strong? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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