Six30 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 19:12, boboneleg said: Expand Peters didn't have much luck in life apart from his singing... blinded in one eye in a car accident aged 5 , then in his teens someone threw a brick and that fucked his other eye... died of cancer aged 59 and his daughter got murdered while on holiday , strangled to death 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:06, Six30 said: cant you just go on holiday couple of times a year to see em.... Expand Wife can't travel cos of her osteoarthritis.......for her to get to NL once is going to be a challenge! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:09, XTreme said: Wife can't travel cos of her osteoarthritis.......for her to get to NL once is going to be a challenge! Expand cant they come to you ? or did you say you didn't get on with sons wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:10, Six30 said: cant they come to you ? or did you say you didn't get on with sons wife ? Expand No......the problem one is in Poland......fucking psycho bitch. My boy in NL plans to get married soon......he's got a fantastic girl. She went to Cambridge University! Her English is so perfect you can't even detect a Dutch accent. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:05, XTreme said: But our family isn't here any more! Expand I’d consider that a fucking bonus if it was my family 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:35, Skippy said: I’d consider that a fucking bonus if it was my family Expand But don't you miss having a "knees up" and a "how's your father" on your manor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Ack, this Low Pressure asshole is fucking people from Canada to Cuba and im next. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:57, XTreme said: But don't you miss having a "knees up" and a "how's your father" on your manor? Expand Fuck that…….and I do t like jellied eels either 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 06:21, Skippy said: Fuck that…….and I do t like jellied eels either Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 19:51, XTreme said: Another thing about NL is costs! They don't want diesel vehicles......so if I took our car there it would cost about €300 a quarter for vehicle tax! Spain is €50 a year! Expand Sell the polluting piece of French crap and get a petrol or Hybrid. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 06:43, Catteeclan said: Sell the polluting piece of French crap and get a petrol or Hybrid. Expand Actually the car taxes for petrol ain't that cheap either.......cos they want to encourage people to use bicycles. The thought of me at 67 (with my bad knees) and the wife (with her osteoarthritis) on bicycles in the pissing rain isn't something I find particularly appealing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 07:46, Mawsley said: And they say old men moan a lot. Expand But I'm not falling off riding Vespas yet Dave! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 16:20, YamaHead said: Pete needs a nice Boat he does.... Expand What you say Bruce? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 20:27, XTreme said: No......the problem one is in Poland......fucking psycho bitch. My boy in NL plans to get married soon......he's got a fantastic girl. She went to Cambridge University! Her English is so perfect you can't even detect a Dutch accent. Expand There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 08:48, Pedro said: There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age Expand The first language i learned was Dutch, look how well my engrish turned out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 08:48, Pedro said: There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age Expand Tallest people in the world as well. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 11:34, XTreme said: Tallest people in the world as well. Expand The sales director in a company that I worked for spent a week in Holland with the Dutch distributors. When he got back he didn't stop moaning about his neck aching due to having to constantly look up to the guys. So when they had to go to the UK for a week training he booked them into an old coaching Inn with low wooden beamed ceilings, near the factory. "That'll teach those lanky gits a lesson" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 17:41, Specs said: So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! Expand There was a lot of them there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 17:46, Sir Fallsalot said: There was a lot of them there Expand They must have hidden their coach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 17:41, Specs said: So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! Expand Both the girlfriends that my boy has had in NL have been over 6ft! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 18:04, Mawsley said: At least I haven’t paid money for a Chinese bike. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 17:48, XTreme said: Both the girlfriends that my boy has had in NL have been over 6ft! Expand They’re only tall standing up! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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