Six30 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 54 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Peters didn't have much luck in life apart from his singing... blinded in one eye in a car accident aged 5 , then in his teens someone threw a brick and that fucked his other eye... died of cancer aged 59 and his daughter got murdered while on holiday , strangled to death 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Six30 said: cant you just go on holiday couple of times a year to see em.... Wife can't travel cos of her osteoarthritis.......for her to get to NL once is going to be a challenge! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: Wife can't travel cos of her osteoarthritis.......for her to get to NL once is going to be a challenge! cant they come to you ? or did you say you didn't get on with sons wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Six30 said: cant they come to you ? or did you say you didn't get on with sons wife ? No......the problem one is in Poland......fucking psycho bitch. My boy in NL plans to get married soon......he's got a fantastic girl. She went to Cambridge University! Her English is so perfect you can't even detect a Dutch accent. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 29 minutes ago, XTreme said: But our family isn't here any more! I’d consider that a fucking bonus if it was my family 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, Skippy said: I’d consider that a fucking bonus if it was my family But don't you miss having a "knees up" and a "how's your father" on your manor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Ack, this Low Pressure asshole is fucking people from Canada to Cuba and im next. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 9 hours ago, XTreme said: But don't you miss having a "knees up" and a "how's your father" on your manor? Fuck that…….and I do t like jellied eels either 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Skippy said: Fuck that…….and I do t like jellied eels either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 10 hours ago, XTreme said: Another thing about NL is costs! They don't want diesel vehicles......so if I took our car there it would cost about €300 a quarter for vehicle tax! Spain is €50 a year! Sell the polluting piece of French crap and get a petrol or Hybrid. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: Sell the polluting piece of French crap and get a petrol or Hybrid. Actually the car taxes for petrol ain't that cheap either.......cos they want to encourage people to use bicycles. The thought of me at 67 (with my bad knees) and the wife (with her osteoarthritis) on bicycles in the pissing rain isn't something I find particularly appealing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mawsley said: And they say old men moan a lot. But I'm not falling off riding Vespas yet Dave! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 16 hours ago, YamaHead said: Pete needs a nice Boat he does.... What you say Bruce? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 12 hours ago, XTreme said: No......the problem one is in Poland......fucking psycho bitch. My boy in NL plans to get married soon......he's got a fantastic girl. She went to Cambridge University! Her English is so perfect you can't even detect a Dutch accent. There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 53 minutes ago, Pedro said: There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age The first language i learned was Dutch, look how well my engrish turned out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Pedro said: There is no other nationality as gifted to learning foreign language than the Dutch, maybe because of those weird sounds their own language teaches them at a young age Tallest people in the world as well. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, XTreme said: Tallest people in the world as well. The sales director in a company that I worked for spent a week in Holland with the Dutch distributors. When he got back he didn't stop moaning about his neck aching due to having to constantly look up to the guys. So when they had to go to the UK for a week training he booked them into an old coaching Inn with low wooden beamed ceilings, near the factory. "That'll teach those lanky gits a lesson" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Specs said: So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! There was a lot of them there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: There was a lot of them there They must have hidden their coach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Specs said: So the giants that come into the strippers tent and stand in front of us at the Farmyard Party are fucking Cloggies. Mystery sorted @Sir Fallsalot! Both the girlfriends that my boy has had in NL have been over 6ft! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mawsley said: At least I haven’t paid money for a Chinese bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 46 minutes ago, XTreme said: Both the girlfriends that my boy has had in NL have been over 6ft! They’re only tall standing up! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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