XTreme Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 35 minutes ago, Skippy said: As a wife definitely but as a shag probably not. Mind you, her best mate wasn’t bad either…….now you’ve given me a dilemma @XTreme A man of your age is in no position to pick and choose Ray! As with @Sir Fallsalot......don't you want to run your fingers through your hair one last time? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 If I could I'd tell my hair to fuck off, don't want nothing to do with it after knowing it's going to quit on me 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 36 minutes ago, XTreme said: A man of your age is in no position to pick and choose Ray! As with @Sir Fallsalot......don't you want to run your fingers through your hair one last time? No mate, that would be far too effeminate 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 OK.....me, @Clive, and @Skippy want to go back in time to stop our younger selves marrying our first wives! But Skippy wants to fuck his first! I'll pass on mine.....what about you @Clive? Anybody else up for this? I'm talking about going back in time.....not fucking Skippy's first wife of course! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: OK.....me, @Clive, and @Skippy want to go back in time to stop our younger selves marrying our first wives! But Skippy wants to fuck his first! I'll pass on mine.....what about you @Clive? Anybody else up for this? I'm talking about going back in time.....not fucking Skippy's first wife of course! Don’t be too hasty @XTreme, never look a gift horse in the mouth 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Skippy said: Don’t be too hasty @XTreme, never look a gift horse in the mouth 1st wife!...........my brother shagged her!......gawd knows how many more did? I think myself lucky i did not end up with a S.T.D, that was donated by someone unknown. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Clive said: 1st wife!...........my brother shagged her!......gawd knows how many more did? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Not seen 1st wife since around 1978/9...which is nice. Last I heard, she had buggered off back up Geordie land........for which I am grateful. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 43 minutes ago, XTreme said: OK.....me, @Clive, and @Skippy want to go back in time to stop our younger selves marrying our first wives! But Skippy wants to fuck his first! … Anybody else up for this? Up for what, exactly …? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Pedro said: Up for what, exactly …? You're not eligible for this Pedro......you can't go back to a time before you even existed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: You're not eligible for this Pedro......you can't go back to a time before you even existed! Why not? show me a time travel rule that says that! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Pedro said: Why not? show me a time travel rule that says that! ...all I found was this, so you should be good to go Pedro #35. Do not try to travel back to the time of the big bang. The universe was incredibly small back then, and there are trillions of other organisms out there who have already had the same bright idea as you, or are going to have it at some point in the future. The traffic is highly congested, and you WILL get into a wreck. So don't even try it. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said: ...all I found was this, so you should be good to go Pedro #35. Do not try to travel back to the time of the big bang. The universe was incredibly small back then, and there are trillions of other organisms out there who have already had the same bright idea as you, or are going to have it at some point in the future. The traffic is highly congested, and you WILL get into a wreck. So don't even try it. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Pedro said: Why not? show me a time travel rule that says that! ohhhh.....and Marty McFly did it, so.... 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob M Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 02/11/2021 at 20:37, XTreme said: It's shit isn't it? Your mind works the same way it always did but your body doesn't! I need a fucking Time Machine set for 1973......what you say @Clive? It is shit! I’m 52 and two years ago I didn’t take a single medication, now I take 7! High BP, Cholesterol, Arteriosclerosis and recently found out I have a hiatus hernia just to add to the mix. I’ll be lucky to make it to 55 at this rate 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, Rob M said: It is shit! I’m 52 and two years ago I didn’t take a single medication, now I take 7! High BP, Cholesterol, Arteriosclerosis and recently found out I have a hiatus hernia just to add to the mix. At 52? But then, you are English Rob.......you can't expect much from that gene pool! What you say @Sir Fallsalot? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 3 hours ago, XTreme said: At 52? But then, you are English Rob.......you can't expect much from that gene pool! What you say @Sir Fallsalot? He may as well end it all now save him the pain and suffering the future holds now that you pointed out he's English 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: He may as well end it all now save him the pain and suffering the future holds now that you pointed out he's English Isn’t that fucking racist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Swagman said: Isn’t that fucking racist. Yes tell that twat @XTreme 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: Yes tell that twat @XTreme @XTreme you’re a fucking racist, told him @Sir Fallsalot. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, Swagman said: Isn’t that fucking racist. English screaming about Racism? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 53 minutes ago, XTreme said: English screaming about Racism? Well you seem to be slagging us off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Swagman said: Well you seem to be slagging us off. So does every other nationality it appears......why do you think you're so unpopular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob M Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: He may as well end it all now save him the pain and suffering the future holds now that you pointed out he's English I'm going to stay alive...just to spite you 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just now, Rob M said: I'm going to stay alive...just to spite you Move in next to @Swagman you'll soon lose the will to live! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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