XTreme Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 Can you believe it? I got out for an hour! 18C and blue skies! Stopped at my boy's place on the way back......phoned him from outside and said bring Jake out but don't tell him I'm here! So I put my helmet back on......Jake comes out and just looks over sheepishly. I then take my helmet off and he sees it's me, so he runs over shouting Grandad and gives me a cwtch. Priceless moments after 4 years separation! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 Im rather relieved to discover cwtch doesnt mean what I thought it did 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Im rather relieved to discover cwtch doesnt mean what I thought it did It's a hug......but we don't use that word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just now, XTreme said: It's a hug......but we don't use that word! Well I know that now but my experience of the word meant they wanted far more than a hug Thats why I was surprised to read Sir Fallsalot saying he was waiting for his wife to come home and give him a cwtch. He's not normally that rude 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Well I know that now but my experience of the word meant they wanted far more than a hug Thats why I was surprised to read Sir Fallsalot saying he was waiting for his wife to come home and give him a cwtch. He's not normally that rude Probably gave him a slap more like! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, XTreme said: Probably gave him a slap more like! He doesn't have a particularly slapable face, quite the opposite  Hmm best lay off the bloody marys 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: He doesn't have a particularly slapable face, quite the opposite Hey.....you've pulled @Sir Fallsalot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 On 23/04/2022 at 12:26, Mawsley said: by the vape in my jacket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 You know you have done well when the kid yells MOTORCYCLE!   Everytime he see's a motorcycle.  1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 On 23/04/2022 at 17:04, Pedro said: My bike is so gay I bought it a blow drier! I shall test it tomorrow! If it is really gay it will vape. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 On 23/04/2022 at 15:01, boboneleg said: My mate broke two ribs by carrying his mobile in his chest pocket and hitting the turf  I almost did that when i was carrying a six shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 18 hours ago, Tym said: I almost did that when i was carrying a six shooter. There a special gun to shoot me with !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, Six30 said: There a special gun to shoot me with !! Is there or there is? Somethi9ngs missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Tym said: Is there or there is? Somethi9ngs missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 46 minutes ago, Mawsley said: The drugs were awesome. It's the best thing about injuring yourself. When my leg was amputated and I was in intensive care they gave me a morphine pump , it was the worst experience of my life . It just made it clear to me that taking drugs for recreational purposes was never going to happen for me, we're all different I suppose but I just can't get my head around why anyone would do that. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I just can't get my head around why anyone would do that. What Bob said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 Just now, XTreme said: What Bob said! I have never taken any recreational drugs in my life, does alcohol and nicotine count? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Clive said: I have never taken any recreational drugs in my life, does alcohol and nicotine count? its never to late .. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 58 minutes ago, Six30 said: its never to late .. Don't think I will bother now.......managed all this time.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 20 hours ago, boboneleg said: When my leg was amputated and I was in intensive care they gave me a morphine pump , it was the worst experience of my life . It just made it clear to me that taking drugs for recreational purposes was never going to happen for me, we're all different I suppose but I just can't get my head around why anyone would do that. I never had a pump, but did take it intravenously when dealing with kidney stones a few years ago, and I loved going from cold and puking from pain and muscle spasms to feeling nice and warm and comfortably falling asleep after asking for a blanket  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I was once nervous about having surgery. The anaesthetist winked at me and said don’t you worry I’m going to mix you up a really good cocktail. Wow he was a skilled, I had a fantastic time, can’t remember all of it but I do remember asking him to marry me  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Talking of Anaesthetist, I've had surgery twice. First time for an Op on my hand and was pig sick for hours after waking. Told the nice Dr on the second round and was told they'd give me something for that. Lying basted, was still sick as heck. Yet others get up and are just fine???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Y;all arnt doing it right 15 mg valium, 15 mg Brevital, 15 mg demerol...butt, what do i know, im not a docotr or a nurse.. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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