Tym Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Everyone freaks im swimming with sharks, no biggie its the jelly fish that kill ya. Sit back and ejucate yourselves. Â Â 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Your loosing so much weight i'm more concerned a seagull is going to take you away like that fucker did with my corned beef pastie when i was a kid snatched it right out of my hand 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 or that chip I lost at Weymouth 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Just now, boboneleg said: or that chip I lost at Weymouth Probably the same bird Bob i think the fucker was polish 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 The sortid story of Sirs beef pasties....one childs lost dreams....as a seagull takes flight, pissing and pooping out of the same hole, you cant make this chit up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 31 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: like that fucker did with my corned beef pastie when i was a kid snatched it right out of my anus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 minute ago, XTreme said: WTF i had to read that twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Your loosing so much weight i'm more concerned a seagull is going to take you away like that fucker did with my corned beef pastie when i was a kid snatched it right out of my hand I once laughed out loud in my car as I sat on a city traffic jam when two young men came out of burger king to put a pair of take away bags on top of their car while taking coats and stuff out before going in, a gull landed on the car and with a spectacle robbed them off one of the bags while flapping it's wings at them, like a boss! Gulls are evil robbers! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 The french side has a summer house in Deauville, they say the seagulls there  are so big they fly away with their full garbage bags. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Tym said: The french side has a summer house in Deauville, they say the seagulls there  are so big they fly away with their full garbage bags.  Here they take those bags for recycling and collect money to go on seafood restaurants! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pedro said:  Here they take those bags for recycling and collect money to go on seafood restaurants! They drive my Niantic Main Street ladies crazy, they pull all the trash out of the fancy trash cans they bought to pretty up downtown. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 One crafty basted got away with half a sub, subway sandwich, I was eating. Came in from behind from the right, they ain’t stupid. Greedy basted too.   1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Must be a Python gull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 Well, i intend to bring some crakers and a pate of beef and chicken fancy feasts to Wigwam chicks this moaning, cans are 10 years old left over from an long lost boat yard ferral cat i used to play with.  Ferral pussy is the best pussy.  1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: One crafty basted got away with half a sub, subway sandwich, I was eating. Came in from behind from the right, they ain’t stupid. Greedy basted too.   No manners at all!  3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 31 minutes ago, Pedro said: No manners at all!  She never used her fingers you have to give her that much.  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 Dont look now butt i swear a seagull circling over head is looking for more beef and chicken pate.  The Honda's outside i think they followed me home.  Im being stalked by livingston i presume  Couldnt be jonathon.  Shes on the nest.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 11 hours ago, Buckster said: We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies for me , i trained them 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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