Renegade Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 One more week and I'm retiring, I'm 70 in a few months time so me and the wife have decided we are retiring. I've worked since I was about 10 (Brought up on a farm) so it's about time I had a rest. Any ideas to keep me occupied ? 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Are you up for a bike trip? A gentle couple of months enjoying pleasant temperatures... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted June 9, 2022 Author Share Posted June 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pedro said: Are you up for a bike trip? A gentle couple of months enjoying pleasant temperatures... The wife doesn't pillion anymore, so a long bike ride would not be happening. And our passports ran out about 10years ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Get a job.Β 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 8 hours ago, Renegade said: One more week and I'm retiring, I'm 70 in a few months time so me and the wife have decided we are retiring. I've worked since I was about 10 (Brought up on a farm) so it's about time I had a rest. Any ideas to keep me occupied ? Clean your teeth?Β 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Stamp collecting, coin collecting, jigsaws, gardening, alcohol, porn. Not retired yet but me and Mandi look forward to getting away at the weekends, not always on the bikes. Whatever you do I hope it keeps you both happy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Nice one Phil, I would suggest crown bowls but in your case I donβt think thatβs a good fit 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 For myself I just pray to God I don't make it to the retirement home... The only advice I can give you is.. Keep busy.. Exercise.. Brush your teeth.. And try to keep sexually active life... Sex is good cure for everything..Β 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, Marcel said: Brush your teeth.. That one could be difficult! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 10 hours ago, Renegade said: One more week and I'm retiring, I'm 70 in a few months time so me and the wife have decided we are retiring. I've worked since I was about 10 (Brought up on a farm) so it's about time I had a rest. Any ideas to keep me occupied ? Congratulations, it's your WORK Jubilee this year then. What you need is a little job that gets you up in the morning, out in the fresh air but isn't too taxing. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 23 minutes ago, XTreme said: That one could be difficult! Or dentures...Β 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, Marcel said: Or dentures...Β I took his dentures to Spain in 2005. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 33 minutes ago, XTreme said: I took his dentures to Spain in 2005. Are you still in Spain...Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Marcel said: Are you still in Spain...Β Yeh......still here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Here's my secret to my youthful appearance... Magic in a jar... It's made from the sea.Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, Marcel said: Here's my secret to my youthful appearance... Magic in a jar... It's made from the sea.Β What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: What is it? It's homemade by a local fisherman... Made with lobster caviar.. (female lobster)Β 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Here's my secret to my youthful appearance... Magic in a jar... It's made from the sea....i pay 10 dallars for that little jar.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Lobster caviar pate, I dig that!Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 18 hours ago, Pedro said: Lobster caviar pate, I dig that!Β put it on toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Move to Spain, ride your bike every day of the year. The only downside is that thereβs some proper ex-pat wankers down here eh @XTreme? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, Skippy said: Move to Spain, ride your bike every day of the year. The only downside is that thereβs some proper ex-pat wankers down here eh @XTreme? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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