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I've made the momentous decision to finally retire my Summer Jacket from 2001.

Cos next week I'll be receiving a new one.......it's got all the external pockets I need, and has a removable thermal lining.

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So you'll just have to make do with Trolling my boots and my bike now!

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26 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I've made the momentous decision to finally retire my Summer Jacket from 2001.

Cos next week I'll be receiving a new one.......it's got all the external pockets I need, and has a removable thermal lining.

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So you'll just have to make do with Trolling my boots and my bike now!

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Why so many pockets pete? 

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Just now, Richzx6r said:

Why so many pockets pete? 

Phone (if it's not needed on the bike), papers (you must carry them at all times), small bottle of water etc.

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12 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

Fair one mate, have you considered getting one of them camel packs for water that way you can drink on the move?

No.....I need to stop regularly for a piss anyway!  :classic_laugh:

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11 hours ago, XTreme said:

Phone (if it's not needed on the bike), papers (you must carry them at all times), small bottle of water etc.

Thought you had a top box? 🤣

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Pockets are for:-

Heart Pills

Inhaler

Spare truss

Indigestion tablets

Hay fever tablets

The Observer Book of Polish insults

Emergency Brasso bottle

Emergency buffing cloth

Spare emergency Brasso bottle

Spare emergency buffing cloth

Name and address written down in case he forgets who he is

French Lesson cards for distribution around local phone booths (cash in hand)

Bag of Werthers Originals (Grandad size extra large)

Normal glasses

Reading glasses

Bi Focal glasses

Spare reading glasses

Teabag shop loyalty card with nearly all spaces stamped

Castrol Oils loyalty card

BMW Glee club membership card

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, yen_powell said:

Pockets are for:-

Heart Pills

Inhaler

Spare truss

Indigestion tablets

Hay fever tablets

The Observer Book of Polish insults

Emergency Brasso bottle

Emergency buffing cloth

Spare emergency Brasso bottle

Spare emergency buffing cloth

Name and address written down in case he forgets who he is

French Lesson cards for distribution around local phone booths (cash in hand)

Bag of Werthers Originals (Grandad size extra large)

Normal glasses

Reading glasses

Bi Focal glasses

Spare reading glasses

Teabag shop loyalty card with nearly all spaces stamped

Castrol Oils loyalty card

BMW Glee club membership card

 

 

 

You forgot dago midget sex club membership card 

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