XTreme Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 And I think I've figured out why! Apparently some guy has had his collar felt by Plod for wanking in the queue! Anybody here in the frame for that? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Are you really asking if there are any wankers on this forum? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Tea and crumpets will never be the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Are you really asking if there are any wankers on this forum? One name immediately springs to mind! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, XTreme said: One name immediately springs to mind! Must be Peon Maface. Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 10 hours ago, XTreme said: One name immediately springs to mind! mawsleys gone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Big day today, i get to paint something, black. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Tym said: Big day today, i get to paint something, black. Your face … not allowed to do that any more 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Tym said: Big day today, i get to paint something, black.  1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I was MIA yesterday because i developed a pounding headache about midday and couldn't shift it until late evening and today i'm catching up with chores around the house, just finished fitting a new mixer tap on the kitchen sink, I've been putting it off for years but last night i couldn't get no hot water out of it so it could wait no longer, fucking thing only lasted 25 years LOL and as usual the new one wasn't a straight swap had to alter the pipework under the sink which is cramped to say the least and then spent the last hour chasing leaks where i disturbed the existing fittings, so I'm having a break now while i wait to see if there's anymore leaks before i put all the useless crap the wife is storing under the sink back in 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 believe it or not ive been ironing . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 18, 2022 Author Share Posted September 18, 2022 Get in The Queue you fucking Gammons! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Get in The Queue you fucking Gammons! Your in the virtual queue the only reference to this shit is from you on here i don't see it anywhere else but come on here to see bike stuff and i get this shit you fecking Spanish Gammon 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 18, 2022 Author Share Posted September 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Your in the virtual queue the only reference to this shit is from you on here i don't see it anywhere else but come on here to see bike stuff and i get this shit you fecking Spanish Gammon 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I went and saw the flowers near Buckingham Palace this afternoon, not something I would have done given a choice but my friends wanted to go and chuck some on, so I thought I'd show willing. The flower bit was easy, getting back out of the area was more difficult. I didn't even know we had that many people in the country, let alone central London. Someone was strangling a Scottish Octopus by the sound of it as we came out of the station and walked into Green Park. I saw a Portaloo tucked away out of sight in Green Park. At my age, you never miss the chance for a wee so I walked around this clump of trees only to have the following rise and fall of emotions. 1/ Aha a toilet, joy to the world. 2/ Oh wo is me, for it has a padlock holding the door shut. Fuckmine! 3/ But wait, what light through yonder bollock shines? Tis an FB padlock, verily do I not have an FB key attached to my work ID pass which be in my rucksack? Surely my luck is in forsooth. 4/ Cursed be the toilet bastards, for mine own key tis an FB14 and though it fits, a pox be upon it, it does not turn! I must tieth a knot in it....... So I got behind a large pair of rozzers who barged through the crowds and had a wee in a pub next to Victoria station. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 18, 2022 Author Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, yen_powell said: I went and saw the flowers near Buckingham Palace this afternoon, not something I would have done given a choice but my friends wanted to go and chuck some on, so I thought I'd show willing. The flower bit was easy, getting back out of the area was more difficult. I didn't even know we had that many people in the country, let alone central London. Someone was strangling a Scottish Octopus by the sound of it as we came out of the station and walked into Green Park. I saw a Portaloo tucked away out of sight in Green Park. At my age, you never miss the chance for a wee so I walked around this clump of trees only to have the following rise and fall of emotions. 1/ Aha a toilet, joy to the world. 2/ Oh wo is me, for it has a padlock holding the door shut. Fuckmine! 3/ But wait, what light through yonder bollock shines? Tis an FB padlock, verily do I not have an FB key attached to my work ID pass which be in my rucksack? Surely my luck is in forsooth. 4/ Cursed be the toilet bastards, for mine own key tis an FB14 and though it fits, a pox be upon it, it does not turn! I must tieth a knot in it....... So I got behind a large pair of rozzers who barged through the crowds and had a wee in a pub next to Victoria station. How are all those people on the streets there managing to have a shit Yen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 37 minutes ago, XTreme said: How are all those people on the streets there managing to have a shit Yen? Think lot's are wearing depend underwear and shitting in there drawers... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 53 minutes ago, XTreme said: How are all those people on the streets there managing to have a shit Yen? No idea. I was only there a few hours. I saw lots of Portaloos, but they all seemed to be inside a fenced off area, so not sure how people coped. Having said that, it was very relaxed, everyone was well behaved. I was a bit shocked at the rusty evil looking spikes on top of the wall around the Buck House gardens as we walked away from the area. You couldn't put those up now on a new build. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: How are all those people on the streets there managing to have a shit Yen? Â 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 8 hours ago, yen_powell said: No idea. I was only there a few hours. I saw lots of Portaloos, but they all seemed to be inside a fenced off area, so not sure how people coped. Having said that, it was very relaxed, everyone was well behaved. I was a bit shocked at the rusty evil looking spikes on top of the wall around the Buck House gardens as we walked away from the area. You couldn't put those up now on a new build. That's there to keep them in. Â Â 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 @Buckster has been missing for a few days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Buckster has been missing for a few days? Super flounce.   4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 51 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Buckster has been missing for a few days? You’re a fucking idiot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 40 minutes ago, Buckster said: You’re a fucking idiot. Looking good there Buttster. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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