Buckster Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Skippy said: No, it’s a dagger to stab people who fuck me off. But only in the ankle because you are a short arse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Buckster said: But only in the ankle because you are a short arse. Actually, one of my distant relatives on my mum‘s side was in fact, the tallest man in the world at one time. His name was George Auger and he was 8‘3“ tall and served as a copper for a period of time in Cardiff. Google it and learn something. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Skippy said: Actually, one of my distant relatives on my mum‘s side was in fact, the tallest man in the world at one time. His name was George Auger and he was 8‘3“ tall and served as a copper for a period of time in Cardiff. Google it and learn something. Maybe you are adopted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Marcel said: Kinda figured that puerile sausage lover had something to do with it.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Buckster said: But only in the ankle because you are a short arse. So @Skippy's a short arse as well now? Anybody else? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 12 hours left to get your entries in! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 46 minutes ago, XTreme said: So @Skippy's a short arse as well now? Anybody else? Not me I’m a whole inch taller than the average height for a UK woman.. who are mostly close to dwarf sized but let’s skip over that When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Not me I’m a whole inch taller than the average height for a UK woman.. who are mostly close to dwarf sized but let’s skip over that When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked If it's any help my old boss was 6'4 and had a 36" inside leg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Quote 1 hour ago, Skippy said: Actually, one of my distant relatives on my mum‘s side was in fact, the tallest man in the world at one time. His name was George Auger and he was 8‘3“ tall and served as a copper for a period of time in Cardiff. Google it and learn something. Bit of a naughty one it seems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 44 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked This height obsession with the Harley gayboys is weird. And what's the short leg theory? @Skippy.....how tall are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 I'm in! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 31 minutes ago, XTreme said: This height obsession with the Harley gayboys is weird. And what's the short leg theory? @Skippy.....how tall are you? I read a long time ago that generally body lengths do not vary much and it’s the leg (limb) lengths that significantly differ. So a short man has disproportionately short legs. Having read the height and weight of thousands of folk over the years it did appear to be true. Not always but often very short men do seem to have normalish sized bodies and little legs. Skippy doesn’t look little legged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: I'm in! Blimey, I could actually vote for that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 19 minutes ago, XTreme said: I'm in! Nice photo Pete no photoshop there 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Nice photo Pete no photoshop there Are you sure? I don’t think he carries an extra blank reg plate around with him? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Are you sure? I don’t think he carries an extra blank reg plate around with him? What you on about his reg plate isn't blank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 28 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I read a long time ago that generally body lengths do not vary much and it’s the leg (limb) lengths that significantly differ. So a short man has disproportionately short legs. Having read the height and weight of thousands of folk over the years it did appear to be true. Not always but often very short men do seem to have normalish sized bodies and little legs. Skippy doesn’t look little legged. Hmmm 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Banned !! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 38 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I read a long time ago that generally body lengths do not vary much and it’s the leg (limb) lengths that significantly differ. So a short man has disproportionately short legs. Having read the height and weight of thousands of folk over the years it did appear to be true. Not always but often very short men do seem to have normalish sized bodies and little legs. I have very long legs for my height and a very short body! This is 1978 with my eldest who's now 45. I remember going to buy a new Transalp in Shrewsbury Honda Centre and the sales guy (who was taller than me) sat on the bike and he was on tip toes. He then said that I'd better check out the seat height to see if I found it OK. I sat on it and I flatfooted with both legs bent......he looked at me completely bewildered! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 If the topics about body types im in for the win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, XTreme said: I have very long legs for my height and a very short body! This is 1978 with my eldest who's now 45. I remember going to buy a new Transalp in Shrewsbury Honda Centre and the sales. I sat on it and with my ass sticking up in the air both legs bent......he looked at me completely bewildered! .. I soon realized he was probably gay. Where you wearing shorts..? Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Marcel said: Where you wearing shorts..? Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, XTreme said: Cut off jeans? Or spandex pants? I've re edited your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 Here's another one that shows the disparity between my leg and body length. No excuse for the trousers.....but it was mid 70's after all! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, XTreme said: Here's another one that shows the disparity between my leg and body length. No excuse for the trousers.....but it was mid 70's after all! I'm trying to find a word not to offend you Pete.... To me it look's like you were born with a deformaty... Like sometimes someone is born with different length of legs...? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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