Pedro Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 35 minutes ago, XTreme said: Back from Alicante! Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you. That's how you know she'll come back. A thank you now would be very suspicious 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 It belted down here today.....so not much hope of getting out tomorrow now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Back from Alicante! Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Back from Alicante! Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you. I wouldn’t talk to a ginger taxi driver either. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Back from Alicante! Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you. You'd be better off if she doesn't come back, ungrateful fat cow . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, boboneleg said: You'd be better off if she doesn't come back, ungrateful fat cow . Absolutely! But if she''s not here then neither are the boys! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Just got back from a funeral, the escort was from Tonypandy to Thornhill in Cardiff, in rush hour traffic don't think I've ever jumped so many red lights or pissed off so many dickheads on one ride before LOL. Barry entered the chapel with the Ace of spades playing then there was some Pink Floyd shit in the middle and we left with Monty python's always look on the bright side of life. The service was good for a funeral no religion what so ever and all about Barry. Two bikes broke down on route both Suzuki's what can we learn from this I went to a funeral on Monday. I headed off from home in thick fog which only cleared just as I got to the crematorium about an hour later. I wedged my bike in a made up space.... made up by me) between a normal car space and a disabled bay and started walking towards one of the chapels with my crash hat in my hand. There was a load of motorcyclists sitting outside the little tea shop they have there and I could see them wondering who the fuck I was until I suddenly turned left and went to a different funeral to the one they had come for. They all left noisily when we were outside afterwards looking at the flowers etc. The funeral was for an ex barman from a pub I go to a lot, his name was Steve, he was only 33 when he died. A lovely bloke. The landlord of the pub he used to work for brought his Alsation Rudy to the funeral, Steve was the only other person the dog would ever let walk him. On his best behaviour throughout I should add, getting fussed by everyone afterwards. There were too many people to fit in the chapel and quite a few had to stand outside the doors which were kept open so they could still hear it. The wake was at the pub he used to work at. He actually got sacked from there, but he and the landlord had remained friends despite this. Learnt a lot about him from the celebrant, it was a totally non Goddy type funeral which I think is better. The poor sod had quite a sad early start to life, hard to equate with his happy go lucky nature. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, yen_powell said: I went to a funeral on Monday. I headed off from home in thick fog which only cleared just as I got to the crematorium about an hour later. I wedged my bike in a made up space.... made up by me) between a normal car space and a disabled bay and started walking towards one of the chapels with my crash hat in my hand. There was a load of motorcyclists sitting outside the little tea shop they have there and I could see them wondering who the fuck I was until I suddenly turned left and went to a different funeral to the one they had come for. They all left noisily when we were outside afterwards looking at the flowers etc. The funeral was for an ex barman from a pub I go to a lot, his name was Steve, he was only 33 when he died. A lovely bloke. The landlord of the pub he used to work for brought his Alsation Rudy to the funeral, Steve was the only other person the dog would ever let walk him. On his best behaviour throughout I should add, getting fussed by everyone afterwards. There were too many people to fit in the chapel and quite a few had to stand outside the doors which were kept open so they could still hear it. The wake was at the pub he used to work at. He actually got sacked from there, but he and the landlord had remained friends despite this. Learnt a lot about him from the celebrant, it was a totally non Goddy type funeral which I think is better. The poor sod had quite a sad early start to life, hard to equate with his happy go lucky nature. He was only 33? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckster said: I wouldn’t talk to a ginger taxi driver either. Agreed they are deviant fuckers the lot of them, though at least she got her fare for free..... wonder how she actually paid him, he did say she didn't say a word the entire trip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Funerals in the UK seem to be a lot of fun, compared to funerals here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, XTreme said: He was only 33? Yeah, no age is it, diabetes related. Got very ill, went to hospital, signed himself back out and insisted his boyfriend drive him back home. Got stuck in traffic for a few hours due to one of the oil motorway protests, finally got home and then took a really bad turn for the worse and died there. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 18 hours ago, boboneleg said: Down Fowlups now, had to show them what a real bike looks like So you are showing them the picture of my Harley on the home page? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckster said: So you are showing them the picture of my Harley on the home page? I said bike , not Barge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day! Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 15 minutes ago, XTreme said: 2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day! Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food! My job today is to get the loft boarded out so it can be used as storage space, oh the joys..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, XTreme said: 2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day! Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food! I'm surprised the fat munter has allowed him to stay behind, I thought that he had to be under her thumb at all times and so she could vett anything and everything he thought and said 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Watch F1 practice and qually, get rid of the glass bottles and buy some full ones. That is all, oh and it's raining. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, XTreme said: 2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day! Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food! That should be an interesting conversation at the dinner table. Perhaps you could open with ' have you got any balls or has she taken them to Poland in her handbag ' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Going for a walk down to the river with Paolo, when I can raise him from his pit 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 First frost here this morning everything is white outside so i'm staying inside lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food! Coming up for food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 12 minutes ago, Pedro said: Coming up for food? Yeh......he can sample the wife's culinary delights! She's a woman that hates cooking! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Yeh......he can sample the wife's culinary delights! She's a woman that hates cooking! Might be a good time to have a sensible talk with him about why she has such a problem with you without her looking over his shoulder. And why he doesn't stand up for you when your trying to help him out 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: That should be an interesting conversation at the dinner table. Perhaps you could open with ' have you got any balls or has she taken them to Poland in her handbag ' I delegate all such Jeremy Kyle matters to the wife! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 19 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Might be a good time to have a sensible talk with him about why she has such a problem with you without her looking over his shoulder. And why he doesn't stand up for you when your trying to help him out I refer you to my previous answer to the body attached to The Leg! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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