Tango Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Thanks for the good wishes all. I'm currently in my room, having showered after having the world fall out of my bottom! The nurse walked into the room right in the midst of Mandy helping me insert the jollop! I had very little dignity before, I have absolutely none now! Op is scheduled for 13:30 tomorrow, but nil by mouth from midnight tonight, so I'll be gnawing the legs of the bed by tomorrow afternoon! They keep going on about having showers.........who do they think I am? Anyway, I'll let those who are interested know when I'm out the other side. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 19:12, Buckster said: He was riding a bicycle, don’t encourage the twat, even if he is your gay lover. Expand Still went places you couldn’t on the heap of chromed wank you ride around on 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 18:43, Skippy said: Out on the mountain bike today. Covered 43klm at an average speed of 17klm/hour which isn’t bad for an old fart. Much of it was on gravel and dirt tracks. I’m proper knackered now Expand Nice one @Skippy, what you need now is a nice ebike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:01, Tango said: Nice one @Skippy, what you need now is a nice ebike! Expand I’d love one mate, the only thing stopping me is the cost. ‘Kin expensive ain’t they! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:05, Skippy said: I’d love one mate, the only thing stopping me is the cost. ‘Kin expensive ain’t they! Expand They do vary a lot in price for sure. My Cube is towards the lower end, but it's a pretty good bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 19:59, Tango said: Thanks for the good wishes all. I'm currently in my room, having showered after having the world fall out of my bottom! The nurse walked into the room right in the midst of Mandy helping me insert the jollop! I had very little dignity before, I have absolutely none now! Op is scheduled for 13:30 tomorrow, but nil by mouth from midnight tonight, so I'll be gnawing the legs of the bed by tomorrow afternoon! They keep going on about having showers.........who do they think I am? Anyway, I'll let those who are interested know when I'm out the other side. Expand Keep us posted Bob! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 19:59, Marcel said: Anyone else find things a little shechy....Pete and Skippy hooked up ...few days later Pete announce he's going in for a hernia.....I don't think we're getting the whole story ....I bet he's going in for anal reconstruction surgery... Expand I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid! But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:08, Tango said: They do vary a lot in price for sure. My Cube is towards the lower end, but it's a pretty good bike. Expand What model is it and what kind of price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:15, XTreme said: I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid! But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it. Expand Was as you thought pete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:15, Skippy said: What model is it and what kind of price? Expand Cube Reaction Performance Allroad - around 2350€ here in France 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:15, XTreme said: I made the appointment last week......I was 99% sure then it was a hernia because I had one as a kid! But I wasn't going to say anything till the doc confirmed it. Expand Good luck with it, Pete. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:21, busabeast said: Was as you thought pete? Expand Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:23, Tango said: Cube Reaction Performance Allroad - around 2350€ here in France Expand That’s not bad then, a lot of my mates in the UK have spent a fortune on their bikes…….£6-7k……….I’d want a proper engine for that kind of money. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 20:27, XTreme said: Yep! Expand You’ll be fine @XTreme 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 There's hope for you @XTreme with these you should be able to ride a big boys bike https://www.visordown.com/news/product-news/platform-overshoes-short-motorcycle-riders-are-here?fbclid=IwAR1s16pmYKQVg3J0eHXqSCT9sVCRDfLAwkPoLPTfSQc9aQo23wxXGuskkSg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 21:22, Sir Fallsalot said: There's hope for you @XTreme with these you should be able to ride a big boys bike https://www.visordown.com/news/product-news/platform-overshoes-short-motorcycle-riders-are-here?fbclid=IwAR1s16pmYKQVg3J0eHXqSCT9sVCRDfLAwkPoLPTfSQc9aQo23wxXGuskkSg Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 19:59, Tango said: Mandy helping me insert the jollop! Expand I'm not english, please clarify because otherwise the picture in my brain is something truly something! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 22:14, Clive said: Jollop.......Cream or Unguent. Expand Not what I thought, but the picture remains 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 21:22, Sir Fallsalot said: There's hope for you @XTreme with these you should be able to ride a big boys bike https://www.visordown.com/news/product-news/platform-overshoes-short-motorcycle-riders-are-here?fbclid=IwAR1s16pmYKQVg3J0eHXqSCT9sVCRDfLAwkPoLPTfSQc9aQo23wxXGuskkSg Expand These would also work a treat and be less embarrassing https://www.amazon.co.uk/First-Play-PLA008-Stilts-Game-Blue/dp/B07BBFHN19/ref=asc_df_B07BBFHN19/?tag=&linkCode=df0&hvadid=399577982382&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1281252288746741071&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9041106&hvtargid=pla-865077867811&th=1&ref=&adgrpid=85329202735 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Fingers crossed n all that @XTreme I'm sure it'll all work out fine and dandy. What sort of mesh they using?... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Christ @Pedro the olds have conked out again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Emailed airport parking to let them know I'll be picking the bike up on Saturday. So excited. Like a cow let out in spring.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Oh yer policing west country style. I love Somerset. https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/16/mounted-police-chase-down-driver-using-phone-at-wheel-in-taunton-18457543/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 22:59, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Emailed airport parking to let them know I'll be picking the bike up on Saturday. So excited. Like a cow let out in spring.. Expand So you'll be in sunny warm southern Spain, and not go on any rides anywhere? Or shall people expect a ride report? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 22:52, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Christ @Pedro the olds have conked out again Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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