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[busabeast]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:11, Six30 said:

wont it look odd in there ... with all the naked men pics ?

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Nah it breaks it up abit, need a change every now and then 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Wot are you lot like?!!

I’m afraid once you’re a nurse you’re always a nurse, the damage is permanent

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 18:58, Sir Fallsalot said:

So does that mean you have to do it for real now 

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Means I can finally put in behind me and concentrate on (hopefully) making enough money to pay for the hip and knee replacements nurses inevitably need earlier than the average joe

I dunno why I’m laughing at that

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Today Mr Slowly kindly took the BSA to Clevedon to get heated grips fitted. He was surprised how good it is and now wants one but get this (and you lot will LOVE this) when he got it out of the garage there was oil on the floor

The mechanic said I can tell you what that is… “it’s a BSA” 

Anyway another Fowlups triumph they hadn’t done the drain plug up properly, idiots. 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:08, Six30 said:

Sherbet  dip dab , get in .

 

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I have an image of you surviving on fags, fry ups and wank socks. You’re not helping me out by adding a bag of icing sugar into the mix

[boboneleg]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:08, Six30 said:

Sherbet  dip dab , get in .

 

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Jealous,  

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Got a bit of good news amongst the wall to wall misery......the government are giving all self employed who didn't earn €27K last year a €200 rebate!

My accountant has applied for some of that!

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:29, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Today Mr Slowly kindly took the BSA to Clevedon to get heated grips fitted. He was surprised how good it is and now wants one but get this (and you lot will LOVE this) when he got it out of the garage there was oil on the floor

The mechanic said I can tell you what that is… “it’s a BSA” 

Anyway another Fowlups triumph they hadn’t done the drain plug up properly, idiots. 

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I laughed at that but when you think about it if that plug had come out while riding you engine would be fucked and worse you could have binned it properly with the oil running all over the rear tyre bloody wankers stuff like that is basic stuff i wonder if they would have held their hands up if it had happened 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:48, Sir Fallsalot said:

I laughed at that but when you think about it if that plug had come out while riding you engine would be fucked and worse you could have binned it properly with the oil running all over the rear tyre bloody wankers stuff like that is basic stuff i wonder if they would have held their hands up if it had happened 

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Christ I hadn’t even thought about that, you’re right. 

I did think what the fuck does their pre sale check actually consist of if they don’t even check the nuts and bolts are tightened? 

There’s no way they’d hold their hands up. They melted some shit onto the exhaust so when I went to look at it I said you’re gonna have to get that off before I pick it up. They said I’d done it! Well you can imagine the rest of the conversation. 

[busabeast]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:48, Sir Fallsalot said:

I laughed at that but when you think about it if that plug had come out while riding you engine would be fucked and worse you could have binned it properly with the oil running all over the rear tyre bloody wankers stuff like that is basic stuff i wonder if they would have held their hands up if it had happened 

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I'd say they probably wouldn't have.... 

[Six30]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:31, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I have an image of you surviving on fags, fry ups and wank socks. You’re not helping me out by adding a bag of icing sugar into the mix

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i cant remember the last fry up i had to be honest... only have takeaways when we go a way , now and again in doors,.... my down fall is of an evening , peanuts and sweets and that

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Tbh I’d already been considering taking it to the good boys of Clevedon to check over any work they do while it’s under warrantee because I don’t trust their workshop. 

[Buckster]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:29, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Today Mr Slowly kindly took the BSA to Clevedon to get heated grips fitted. He was surprised how good it is and now wants one but get this (and you lot will LOVE this) when he got it out of the garage there was oil on the floor

The mechanic said I can tell you what that is… “it’s a BSA” 

Anyway another Fowlups triumph they hadn’t done the drain plug up properly, idiots. 

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BSA you say?

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:54, Six30 said:

i cant remember the last fry up i had to be honest... only have takeaways when we go a way , now and again in doors,.... my down fall is of an evening , peanuts and sweets and that

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I don’t know if I’m pleased or disappointed

Mines chocolate. I LOVE dark chocolate.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:57, Buckster said:

BSA you say?

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Pete cover your eyes, theres a wet bike image ahead. Now with expensive but lovely looking heated grips and optimate SAE. The control button is integrated into the grip so no bastid ugly box on the bars. Good ay.

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:57, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I don’t know if I’m please or disappointed

Mines chocolate. I LOVE dark chocolate.

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I like a bar of Bournville myself and its better for a diabetic but it don't half bung me up 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:18, Sir Fallsalot said:

I like a bar of Bournville myself and its better for a diabetic but it don't half bung me up 

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Chocolate bungs you up? Thats a new one. Sugars normally ferment, cause a build up of gas and stimulate stretch receptors so people go a bit quicker than usual. 

Yes yes I said stretch receptors. Have at it

[boboneleg]

  On 21/03/2023 at 19:55, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Tbh I’d already been considering taking it to the good boys of Clevedon to check over any work they do while it’s under warrantee because I don’t trust their workshop. 

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They are w*knees of the highest order. I saw some eye watering stuff when I worked there and I caught the twats out when they supposedly serviced my Honda.

 I was a twat to buy it from them , I should have known better. That’s why I went 40 miles to Cirencester when I bought my Yamaha.

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:32, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Chocolate bungs you up? Thats a new one. Sugars normally ferment, cause a build up of gas and stimulate stretch receptors so people go a bit quicker than usual. 

Yes yes I said stretch receptors. Have at it

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I don't know why but after a large bar of dark chocolate the next day its like trying to crap cold Black molasses 

[busabeast]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:32, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Chocolate bungs you up? Thats a new one. Sugars normally ferment, cause a build up of gas and stimulate stretch receptors so people go a bit quicker than usual. 

Yes yes I said stretch receptors. Have at it

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So where exactly are these stretch receptors....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asking for a friend 

[busabeast]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:35, boboneleg said:

They are w*knees of the highest order. I saw some eye watering stuff when I worked there and I caught the twats out when they supposedly serviced my Honda.

 I was a twat to buy it from them , I should have known better. That’s why I went 40 miles to Cirencester when I bought my Yamaha.

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So how did you catch them out?

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:35, boboneleg said:

They are w*knees of the highest order. I saw some eye watering stuff when I worked there and I caught the twats out when they supposedly serviced my Honda.

 I was a twat to buy it from them , I should have known better. That’s why I went 40 miles to Cirencester when I bought my Yamaha.

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I didn’t want to go all the way to Exeter and then have to go back there for the service cos it’s always pissing down when you have a serviced booked

I have to say the salesman Adam was superb, excellent in fact. 

But the workshops reputation precedes everything else they do. 

I just thought they probably don’t pay well enough for people to give a shit but the attitude usually comes from the manager who generally sets the tone. 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 20:38, Sir Fallsalot said:

I don't know why but after a large bar of dark chocolate the next day its like trying to crap cold Black molasses 

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Black shit’s not good, so while not wanting to go all Gillian Mckeith (remember that charlatan?) is it just dark chocolate that does that? 

Are there other foods? Does it happen randomly? Does the dark chocolate eating occur with other behaviours (like you don’t care cos you’ve had 5 pints of Guinness)?

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 21/03/2023 at 21:04, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Black shit’s not good, so while not wanting to go all Gillian Mckeith (remember that charlatan?) is it just dark chocolate that does that? 

Are there other foods? Does it happen randomly? Does the dark chocolate eating occur with other behaviours (like you don’t care cos you’ve had 5 pints of Guinness)?

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only after dark chocolate i must add it's after a large bar of it which is always eaten in one sitting LOL. The results of my poo sample i sent off a few weeks ago came back all ok so i'm not concerned.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 21/03/2023 at 21:10, Sir Fallsalot said:

only after dark chocolate i must add it's after a large bar of it which is always eaten in one sitting LOL. The results of my poo sample i sent off a few weeks ago came back all ok so i'm not concerned.

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If it’s only dark chocolate that does it thats dandy. You’re literally colouring your innards with cocoa

Beetroot is the best one for frightening people