Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Had a meeting with Pepe the Head Teacher.......who I get on very well with. I thanked him for all he and his staff had done for our grandson, and apologised for any situations that the Munter had caused. Soon as I mentioned her, his face changed from relaxed and smiling to a very serious look. The Spanish always give their feelings away in their face. Unfortunately so does the Munter......and her facial expression is always angry and glaring. I don't think I've ever seen the fat cunt smile. I explained what her endgame is in terms of dragging them back into the Slavic ghetto if Jake doesn't get a place in this new school......and I've asked him to do whatever he can to help the application. And he will. Because if the Spanish like you they'll do anything for you. If they don't, then you may as well book a flight out of here because it won't end well. So.....just got to wait for Madrid to review the application. If we get the green light from them then Fatty will really lose her shit cos she'll know that I'm the one that's blocked her exit route! If success is down to whether they like you or not then they sound doomed. But at least you‘ve tried. Good of the headmaster to see you so quickly. What a horrible life for your son. Hopefully when the kids are grown and left home he’ll have that epiphany some people have when they look at their partner and think “Fuck this, I’m off” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: If success is down to whether they like you or not then they sound doomed. They love me here......it's all under control. 25 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Good of the headmaster to see you so quickly. I refer you to my previous answer! I can even go in to see the Mayor whenever I want as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, XTreme said: They love me here......it's all under control. I refer you to my previous answer! I can even go in to see the Mayor whenever I want as well. I'd already guessed your response with a 90% accuracy, I possibly know people on here better than some of my own relatives, how sad or if you met them then perhaps not 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I'd already guessed your response with a 90% accuracy, I possibly know people on here better than some of my own relatives, how sad or if you met them then perhaps not Soy el puto amo aquí. Good phrase for you to roll out to the Spaniards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: Soy el puto amo aquí. Good phrase for you to roll out to the Spaniards! I can imagine me saying that in my unintelligible Spanish will go down a storm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 4 hours ago, XTreme said: If we get the green light from them then Fatty will really lose her shit cos she'll know that I'm the one that's blocked her exit route! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan? It's French It's probably on strike. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 57 minutes ago, XTreme said: First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan? Blimey Pete that’s a sensible suggestion from one who’s terminally mechanically challenged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 17 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Blimey Pete that’s a sensible suggestion from one who’s terminally mechanically challenged. Let's see him fix it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, Buckster said: Let's see him fix it. Angel with the Grua will be here Monday to take it to the brothers! When he sees this address he'll think it's the fucking GS again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan? If it's manual put it in second gear and push the car to rock it (this should be funny with his hernia). That may free up the starter (if it is that ). With the ignition on is there a click when you turn the key ? If there isn't then it could be the relay . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 Just now, boboneleg said: If it's manual put it in second gear and push the car to rock it (this should be funny with his hernia). That may free up the starter (if it is that ). With the ignition on is there a click when you turn the key ? If there isn't then it could be the relay . There's no click as if the starter was trying to turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: There's no click as if the starter was trying to turn. I'll bet it's the relay then but @Catteeclan is your man for this . Have you tried to jump start it from another car ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: I'll bet it's the relay then but @Catteeclan is your man for this . Have you tried to jump start it from another car ? No......I'll just get it picked up on Monday cos I need a permanent fix! I've got Recovery on the insurance! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Got a co driver today, shes very happy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 minute ago, busabeast said: Got a co driver today, shes very happy I used to absolutely love going to work with my dad. Nice work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 20 minutes ago, busabeast said: Got a co driver today, shes very happy Is your boss cool with that ? In my day it was frowned upon mainly due to insurance. Anyway, she looks perfectly happy there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 40 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Is your boss cool with that ? In my day it was frowned upon mainly due to insurance. Anyway, she looks perfectly happy there I cleared it with the boss yesterday and was told no problem so its on their heads now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 FIXED! I asked on the Picasso users group on Facebutt and somebody suggested this: "Could it be an immobiliser thing? Try locking and unlocking the car using your key fob before starting it..." I didn't even know it had an immobiliser......but I tried it anyway! And it fucking worked! Now the missus can get that fucking horseshit off my footpegs! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: FIXED! I asked on the Picasso users group on Facebutt and somebody suggested this: "Could it be an immobiliser thing? Try locking and unlocking the car using your key fob before starting it..." I didn't even know it had an immobiliser......but I tried it anyway! And it fucking worked! Now the missus can get that fucking horseshit off my footpegs! Surely you should do that for her, she has arthritis don't you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 2 hours ago, XTreme said: No......I'll just get it picked up on Monday cos I need a permanent fix! I've got Recovery on the insurance! Put a screwdriver across the solenoid terminals that will tell if the solenoid is dodgy make sure its out of gear though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Put a screwdriver across the solenoid terminals that will tell if the solenoid is dodgy make sure its out of gear though And the fucking thing has now done it again......and not deactivating when I manually use the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 4 hours ago, XTreme said: First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan? Sorry been out although Bobs spot on. I would suggest giving the starter a smack but as your cars a diesel it's buried in the back on the engine so a bitch to get near. No light or key shaped light flashing on the dash? Could be worth trying the spare key just incase it's a transponder issue. Edit, I see I'm a bit late. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: And the fucking thing has now done it again......and not deactivating when I manually use the key. Try the spare key. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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