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11 minutes ago, XTreme said:

What's happening?

What?..where?....who?

Me πŸ€” cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat πŸ˜” see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

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36 minutes ago, Clive said:

What?..where?....who?

Me πŸ€” cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat πŸ˜” see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910.

I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910.

I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

I am not sure what I get πŸ€” my wife spends it on bills as soon as its in the bank. πŸ˜‚Β 

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Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

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1 hour ago, Skippy said:

Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

It's warm here......but we had more rain last night and this morning.

But from tomorrow on it's just heat!

Decided what you're getting next Ray?

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46 minutes ago, XTreme said:

It's warm here......but we had more rain last night and this morning.

But from tomorrow on it's just heat!

Decided what you're getting next Ray?

An erection hopefully 🀣

No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

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43 minutes ago, Skippy said:

An erection hopefully 🀣

No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

Out this weekend?

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3 hours ago, XTreme said:

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910.

I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

Freeloading cunt.

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Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

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9 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

I think it's the zukini..sell that piece of wing Wong crap and get yourself a proper bike...you're sex life will thank me in the end..

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13 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

Oh fuck......I hate to say it, but that's getting into Fatty territory.

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14 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

You might want to edit that before someone quotes it, just in case you do.

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12 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

That's shit.Β 

She's clearly unhappy at the moment.Β 

If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on.Β 

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5 minutes ago, Marcel said:

I think it's the zukini..sell that piece of wing Wong crap and get yourself a proper bike...you're sex life will thank me in the end..

I don’t think anal sex with snow mobile riders is going to help him.

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1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

That's shit.Β 

She's clearly unhappy at the moment.Β 

If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on.Β 

Like a hit man.

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Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Not a lot of satisfaction in that and I'm sorry to say bad guys don't stop at murder, they also love a bit of extortion so best avoid that route.Β 

It’s all I could think of when you said β€œprofessional β€œ.

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1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

Are you putting in a tender ?

If he can’t afford to tune the Busa then he can’t afford me.

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