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Well i have a very poorly jag....

the fuel gauge has been playing silly buggers for a while now its been reading zero fuel for the past week even though the car has over half a tank, now the dreaded missfire and cutting out keeps happening, only started that this morning though.

allegedly taking out the sender and giving it a good clean and cleaning up a 5 pin connector will bring it back to life....

well i know what im doing on bank holiday Monday.... rest of the time I'll be using the bike for work

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4 hours ago, XTreme said:

Had to leg it to the bog soon as I got up........my fucking vaginal Tsunami arrived after my operation the other week!

Can't risk going anywhere today in case there's another wave coming!

It's embarrassing 

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5 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Haven't been active much lately ..did I miss something?  Pete got the surgery and someone messed up the paperwork and they made him a vagina ?

He has been a fanny for years.

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3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

No i'm probably getting under the marmite wagon to finish the gearbox job off. At the risk of sounding a bit like Pete for the last month I've had an issue with my left arm, started with a pain in the shoulder and then over the weeks has moved to the back of my bicep and then onto the forearm and back to the shoulder and keeps moving about, but no issue with using the arm other than whenever i change what i'm doing like sitting to standing, driving, laying in bed or getting out i get bad pins and needles from the elbow to the tip of my fingers. And for the last few weeks the tip of my forefinger has been numb. Not sure what will happen when i get on the bike may have a go later today if i get the car done. 

Sounds like a nerve problem, we're all starting to fall apart 😲

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Just now, boboneleg said:

Sounds like a nerve problem, we're all starting to fall apart 😲

Speak for yourself mate I feel fit as a butchers dog after playing rugby yesterday which I didn't expect 

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11 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Haven't been active much lately ..did I miss something?  Pete got the surgery and someone messed up the paperwork and they made him a vagina ?

You've missed many things

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Just now, busabeast said:

Speak for yourself mate I feel fit as a butchers dog after playing rugby yesterday which I didn't expect 

Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around.  Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker ..............

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8 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around.  Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker ..............

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Graham rowntree was a loosehead prop though.

A position im well versed at playing in.

In all fairness I got around the park alot more than had I been playing prop, caused a few fights that is mandatory and generally smashed my opposite hooker in to submission 

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16 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around.  Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker ..............

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Now there's a hooker for you

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Just now, XTreme said:

You've gone a bit quiet @boboneleg

 

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I have just phoned the mayor of Huescar to inform him that you are a fake Welshman and that your real name is Windsor.  Expect a knock on your door in the next five minutes...............

 

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50 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

To be fair Spain were the better team, they deserved to win.

i watched the last 15... england was shite , giving ball away , bad passing and not one of em got their tits out .

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18 minutes ago, Six30 said:

i watched the last 15... england was shite , giving ball away , bad passing and not one of em got their tits out .

I watched 15 mins of the 1st half, and that was my interpretation of the game, kept loosing (or giving away) possession...

Thought then.....they are gonna loose.

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2 minutes ago, Clive said:

I watched 15 mins of the 1st half, and that was my interpretation of the game, kept loosing (or giving away) possession...

Thought then.....they are gonna loose.

A very fair assesment of the game @Clive without having to resort to wanting them to get their tits out 🙄

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