boboneleg Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 On 22/08/2023 at 18:51, Six30 said: Expand You aren't much of a salesman then are you ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 On 22/08/2023 at 21:00, boboneleg said: You aren't much of a salesman then are you ? Expand salesman ... i need to be a magician or a fucking wizard to get that for it, 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 22/08/2023 at 21:12, Six30 said: salesman ... i need to be a magician or a fucking wizard to get that for it, Expand You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Childminding duties for us today, tomorrow and Friday. It is raining here too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 Just done the weekly shopping......now I've got to take the wife to the hairdressers! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 06:51, boboneleg said: You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 Expand What model is it .. r , rally ? I’ll do some home work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 08:26, Six30 said: What model is it .. r , rally ? I’ll do some home work Expand CRF250L Rally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 06:51, boboneleg said: You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 Expand Give you 2k for it , it’s a bit of a rough one 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 08:38, Six30 said: Give you 2k for it , it’s a bit of a rough one Expand I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500. You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............ You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET' and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 08:52, boboneleg said: I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500. You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............ You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET' and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick Expand @XTreme you seen this shit … Bob belongs to some transgender enduro club. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 08:52, boboneleg said: I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500. You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............ You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET' and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick Expand Brilliant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Got another old dog on the ramp for service and tyres 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 07:02, Clive said: Childminding duties for us today, tomorrow and Friday. It is raining here too. Expand Don’t let @Buckster in 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 08:24, XTreme said: Just done the weekly shopping......now I've got to take the wife to the hairdressers! Expand Book yourself in for a perm mate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside. Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side. I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop. Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror. A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them. The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off. 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 14:32, Skippy said: On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside. Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side. I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop. Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror. A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them. The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off. Expand Do you think it was race related? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 14:54, XTreme said: Do you think it was race related? Expand Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 I hear North Africans are very intimidated when they hear a London accent … 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 15:01, Skippy said: Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney. Expand you should of said ...give me a couple of fake handbags and glasses and we can all move on 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 16:05, Pedro said: I hear North Africans are very intimidated when they hear a London accent … Expand I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 15:01, Skippy said: Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 16:55, XTreme said: Expand Will Smith should’ve twated him properly. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 A nice jaunty message from our town hall warning everyone that they'll be taking their life in their hands when venturing onto the roads over the next few weeks! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Mandis Cmax sold today, let it go for £3100. We buy any car were offering £1770, sponging cunts. I know these people have got to make a profit but blimey. Was only going to change a couple of wishbone bushes but got the wrong ones so had to fit the complete wishbones both side which cost me £240. glad I'm able to fit them myself but passed the MOT and we just delivered it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 23/08/2023 at 18:07, Tango said: A nice jaunty message from our town hall warning everyone that they'll be taking their life in their hands when venturing onto the roads over the next few weeks! Expand Serious stuff, grapes are bloody slippery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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