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37 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Just saw your other post.....you going to Reestreno?

Not to the main shop, they work with a smaller garage for the small stuff. 

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10 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

You aren't much of a salesman then are you ?

salesman ... i need to be a magician or a fucking wizard to get that for it,

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9 hours ago, Six30 said:

salesman ... i need to be a magician or a fucking wizard to get that for it,

You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 

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What model is it .. r , rally ?

I’ll do some home work

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995 

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Give you 2k for it , it’s a bit of a rough one 

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14 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Give you 2k for it , it’s a bit of a rough one 

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I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500.  You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............

 

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You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET'  and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick :classic_laugh:

 

 

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35 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500.  You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............

 

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You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET'  and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick :classic_laugh:

 

 

@XTreme you seen this shit … Bob belongs to some transgender enduro club.

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38 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500.  You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............

 

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You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET'  and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick :classic_laugh:

 

 

Brilliant 😆

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On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside.

Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side.

I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop.

Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror.

A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them.

The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Skippy said:

On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside.

Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side.

I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop.

Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror.

A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them.

The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Do you think it was race related?

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1 hour ago, Skippy said:

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney. 🤣🤣

you should of said ...give me a couple of fake handbags and glasses and we can all move on 

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47 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I hear North Africans are very intimidated when they hear a London accent …

I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro 🤣🤣

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A nice jaunty message from our town hall warning everyone that they'll be taking their life in their hands when venturing onto the roads over the next few weeks! 🤣🤣

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Mandis Cmax sold today, let it go for £3100. We buy any car were offering £1770, sponging cunts. I know these people have got to make a profit but blimey.
Was only going to change a couple of wishbone bushes but got the wrong ones so had to fit the complete wishbones both side which cost me £240. glad I'm able to fit them myself but passed the MOT and we just delivered it.

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