Six30 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, Skippy said: Absolutely Pete, I completely understand why they would do it. What seems to evade me is why my missus would kick off over it. Honestly, I give up. tell her your just going to the shop ... when you get back slam these down on the table while staring at her... she will get the message 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: tell her your just going to the shop ... when you get back slam these down on the table while staring at her... she will get the message I like your style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 My wife is a diamond but any time something fails or goes wrong she always says the same thing. It was working perfectly five minutes ago so why doesn't it work now ? I have given up trying to explain now , I just shrug my shoulders and move on ............ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 15 minutes ago, boboneleg said: My wife is a diamond but any time something fails or goes wrong she always says the same thing. It was working perfectly five minutes ago so why doesn't it work now ? I have given up trying to explain now , I just shrug my shoulders and move on ............ There’s a logic to that. If something has worked perfectly for 100% of the time until now, statistics say it should carry on working. Nothing that hasn’t failed should fail, that’s my thought on my motorcycle too @Skippy, does she like wine? Do you? Crack open a couple of bottles and put it behind you, and don’t try to explain car things next time. (My never been married advice) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Skippy said: Absolutely Pete, I completely understand why they would do it. What seems to evade me is why my missus would kick off over it. Honestly, I give up. She hasn't emptied cornflakes on the floor yet has she? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 54 minutes ago, XTreme said: She hasn't emptied cornflakes on the floor yet has she? Is that a thing? Dry or after adding milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Pedro said: There’s a logic to that. If something has worked perfectly for 100% of the time until now, statistics say it should carry on working. Nothing that hasn’t failed should fail, that’s my thought on my motorcycle too @Skippy, does she like wine? Do you? Crack open a couple of bottles and put it behind you, and don’t try to explain car things next time. (My never been married advice) Oh yes she likes wine Pedro and so do I but it may be a bit late for that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: She hasn't emptied cornflakes on the floor yet has she? Ha ha I can’t believe I shared that. No cornflakes yet but I haven’t checked the labels on the tins in the cupboard yet! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 16 minutes ago, Pedro said: Is that a thing? Dry or after adding milk? Dry mate, crushed and stamped into the carpet……….and then remove the hoover from the premises. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 11 minutes ago, Skippy said: Oh yes she likes wine Pedro and so do I but it may be a bit late for that Never too late for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 24 minutes ago, Skippy said: Ha ha I can’t believe I shared that. No cornflakes yet but I haven’t checked the labels on the tins in the cupboard yet! Sun visor in the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Sun visor in the car? Ahhhhh the story that just keeps giving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Skippy said: Ahhhhh the story that just keeps giving Have things in the sack stepped up a gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 @Skippy your wife knows she lives in Spain right? Be happy it’s getting done at all, The End 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Finally on my way home after another painful day of MORE PAINTING 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 7 hours ago, XTreme said: Have things in the sack stepped up a gear? Now your just digging 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: @Skippy your wife knows she lives in Spain right? Be happy it’s getting done at all, The End I’ll give you her number so you can explain it. Clearly I’m not able to do so. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 16 hours ago, Skippy said: I’m pretty much game for most things but drinking and driving ain’t one of them. Won’t even have one beer. There was me thinking it was 5 and drive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today Is that an NHS one......or don't they exist anymore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today Almost impossible to get a NHS dentist around here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 It's both, I've been going there for over 30 years so luckily I'm in the system. It still cost me £70.70 today though, not sure how much it would have been if it was private. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 My dentist.........................is always convenient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 I had an nhs dentist, he was truly terrible. Didn’t help my dental phobia one bit The latest one is so nice he almost doesn’t seem human! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 I think I've said before my dentist insisted on getting his whole hand in my mouth every time i was in the chair when i left i always felt like i'd been in a fight and thought it was just normal for dental work that was until i had to use a different dentist in the practice, first time with a woman and it was almost a pleasure compared to the bloke that was beating me up, so i told them at the reception i didn't want to be worked over by him again and wanted to be treated by the woman in future he was a butcher 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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