Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 19:51, Pedro said: Is that a thing? Dry or after adding milk? Expand Dry mate, crushed and stamped into the carpet……….and then remove the hoover from the premises. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 20:06, Skippy said: Oh yes she likes wine Pedro and so do I but it may be a bit late for that Expand Never too late for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 20:07, Skippy said: Ha ha I can’t believe I shared that. No cornflakes yet but I haven’t checked the labels on the tins in the cupboard yet! Expand Sun visor in the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 20:31, XTreme said: Sun visor in the car? Expand Ahhhhh the story that just keeps giving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 31, 2023 Author Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 20:34, Skippy said: Ahhhhh the story that just keeps giving Expand Have things in the sack stepped up a gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 @Skippy your wife knows she lives in Spain right? Be happy it’s getting done at all, The End 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Finally on my way home after another painful day of MORE PAINTING 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 21:35, XTreme said: Have things in the sack stepped up a gear? Expand Now your just digging 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 23:32, Slowlycatchymonkey said: @Skippy your wife knows she lives in Spain right? Be happy it’s getting done at all, The End Expand I’ll give you her number so you can explain it. Clearly I’m not able to do so. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 13:30, Skippy said: I’m pretty much game for most things but drinking and driving ain’t one of them. Won’t even have one beer. Expand There was me thinking it was 5 and drive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 11:22, boboneleg said: Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today Expand Is that an NHS one......or don't they exist anymore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 11:22, boboneleg said: Sat in the waiting room, oh joy Not many victims today Expand Almost impossible to get a NHS dentist around here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 It's both, I've been going there for over 30 years so luckily I'm in the system. It still cost me £70.70 today though, not sure how much it would have been if it was private. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 My dentist.........................is always convenient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 I had an nhs dentist, he was truly terrible. Didn’t help my dental phobia one bit The latest one is so nice he almost doesn’t seem human! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 I think I've said before my dentist insisted on getting his whole hand in my mouth every time i was in the chair when i left i always felt like i'd been in a fight and thought it was just normal for dental work that was until i had to use a different dentist in the practice, first time with a woman and it was almost a pleasure compared to the bloke that was beating me up, so i told them at the reception i didn't want to be worked over by him again and wanted to be treated by the woman in future he was a butcher 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 13:15, Sir Fallsalot said: first time with a woman and it was almost a pleasure compared to the bloke Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 In the key cutting place, not many of this type of thing left in the UK (courtesy of places like B&Q squeezing them out), old school, come in here and they’re always kind of grumpy, knowledgeable and you can still buy just one nut/bolt/screw! Love it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Just cleaned the alloy wheels on my daughters car with lav cleaner works better the propriety stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 14:39, Clive said: Just cleaned the alloy wheels on my daughters car with lav cleaner Expand Somebody shit on her wheels? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 14:58, XTreme said: Somebody shit on her wheels? Expand No ......her wheels (looked) shit. Demon Wheels alloy wheel cleaner.............Rubbish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Has anyone seen my passport and driving licence? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 15:18, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Has anyone seen my passport and driving licence? Expand It's in the drawer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 01/09/2023 at 15:35, busabeast said: It's in the drawer Expand So it is, cheers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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