Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:57, XTreme said: Fucking hell! What am I working for? I better get back there and get me some of this free shit! Expand I know a couple of people that emigrated years ago that have returned for similar reasons the one moved to Canada over 20 years ago the reasons for leaving were this country is fucked and he returned last year funny enough his reasons for coming back were Canada is fucked LOL but i found out the real reason is he has health issues and has come back for the NHS. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:51, Sir Fallsalot said: Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something or you make something up so you can claim like the lazy bitch living next door to me Expand Is her name Alice? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:02, Sir Fallsalot said: I know a couple of people that emigrated years ago that have returned for similar reasons the one moved to Canada over 20 years ago the reasons for leaving were this country is fucked and he returned last year funny enough his reasons for coming back were Canada is fucked LOL but i found out the real reason is he has health issues and has come back for the NHS. Expand Is it a paying system like the US then? Thing is, if he's an OAP he could get an S1 form from the Social to get his healthcare covered in Spain. And maybe in other European countries. But Canada and US he's fucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:41, XTreme said: Nail on the head Caroline! He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known! If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30? And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! Expand Hmmm Spanish girls dark hair and eyes i'm home alone i have some googling to do lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:00, Clive said: As I have said before, there 6 bungalows here, 5 of the occupiers know how to work the system, Mobility car each, one other owns 2 newish caravans that he let's out (Skeggy ) 3 of the households have either not worked for quite a while, or at all. The youngest couple (50,s) manage to go to the Canaries at least twice a year, what do I get .....a fucking bus pass. Expand And me still working so I'm not in your position Clive! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:41, XTreme said: Nail on the head Caroline! He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known! If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30? And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! Expand It’s fucking Niagra falls with me out here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:18, XTreme said: Is it a paying system like the US then? Thing is, if he's an OAP he could get an S1 form from the Social to get his healthcare covered in Spain. And maybe in other European countries. But Canada and US he's fucked! Expand Not sure how it works in Canada but a few weeks after his return he had his leg amputated below the knee. I think he's around 60 years old 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:22, Sir Fallsalot said: Not sure how it works in Canada but a few weeks after his return he had his leg amputated below the knee. I think he's around 60 years old Expand Yeh.......came back for the op! He can't be paying into the system there in Canada then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:25, XTreme said: Yeh.......came back for the op then? He can't be paying into the system there in Canada then? Expand He's a fucking twat when he left this country he had a logistics company go bust leaving all his staff unpaid as well as a massive tax bill but we found out later he had over 30K in his pocket enough to go to Canada as an entrepreneur and we also found out the tax man caught up with him about 5 years later 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:19, Sir Fallsalot said: Hmmm Spanish girls dark hair and eyes i'm home alone i have some googling to do lol Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:41, XTreme said: I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! Expand That’s not an image I really want in my head on a Sunday night. ……………mind you I’d have been the same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:48, Skippy said: That’s not an image I really want in my head on a Sunday night. ……………mind you I’d have been the same Expand You gotta say that most of the Spanish birds really look the part! Attractive, feminine, Mediterranean style.......and not cheap and smutty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:43, XTreme said: Expand I've had a few beers and after watching that i want to go clubbing and not the clubbing marcel likes LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:53, XTreme said: You gotta say that most of the Spanish birds really look the part! Attractive, feminine, Mediterranean style.......and not cheap and smutty. Expand Yep I agree but you forgot to mention ‘high maintenance’………….not a deal breaker though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 17:57, Sir Fallsalot said: I've had a few beers and after watching that i want to go clubbing and not the clubbing marcel likes LOL Expand Top Rank in Swansea didn't look like that in my day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 16:47, XTreme said: I told you to come over! And of course you did eventually.......to the other side of Spain. And you won't even give the location. Expand I told you where I am … it’s more than your 5 mile radius though 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 18:11, Six30 said: I told you where I am … it’s more than your 5 mile radius though Expand Hark at Mr High Mileage Rider here! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 18:10, XTreme said: Top Rank in Swansea didn't look like that in my day! Expand Every time I've been out clubbing in Swansea its been a total sausage fest, blokes everywhere the best place I've been for men to women ratio was Hereford back in the 90's there were about 4 women to every man and best of all they couldn't get enough of the Welsh accent 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 18:17, Sir Fallsalot said: best of all they couldn't get enough of the Welsh accent Expand I tell English guys this and they just don't believe it! They can't take it in! I bet over the years you've had many English women tell you they love your accent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 I'm off to meet up with @Skippy in Oria (Almeria), 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I was chasing the black mortar out of the last bit of stone wall in the front garden ready for pointing but the heavens just opened, so back here bumming around. Forecast says it might dry up a bit early evening before the thunder storm so hopefully finish it later on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 08:21, XTreme said: I'm off to get bummed by @Skippy in Oria (Almeria), Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 11:16, Sir Fallsalot said: I was chasing the black mortar out of the last bit of stone wall in the front garden ready for pointing but the heavens just opened, so back here bumming around. Forecast says it might dry up a bit early evening before the thunder storm so hopefully finish it later on. Expand Well you could have put up a shelter and kept going what's wrong with you, it's only abit of rain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 11:46, busabeast said: Well you could have put up a shelter and kept going what's wrong with you, it's only abit of rain Expand I’ve just bought a shelter cos spending time here has made waiting for a non-rainy day in the UK annoying. I didn’t notice it before but now if a dry day appears on the forecast all I want to do is ride my bike but they’ll be sodding jobs piled up that can only be done outside waiting. Riding instead of doing the job you’re supposed to do is fine at the time but as soon as it’s over you’re back to hovering over the bastid forecast again! Immediately after I bought it I discover xlmoto do the same sort of thing but much cheaper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 10, 2023 Author Share Posted September 10, 2023 On 10/09/2023 at 11:16, Sir Fallsalot said: so back here bumming Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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