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Another early start to look after my old man has lead to another posh coffee. Sitting there enjoying my skinny latte capuchin monstrosity when some bloke in an enormous 4x4 tries to reverse into one of the parking slots outside but his wank wagon is too long and wide so he takes up two spaces and ends up having to reverse up onto the pavement to stop the front hanging out into the busy high street.

If that wasn’t funny enough some old dear with a tartan shopping bag on wheels rips right into him and tells him he’s “an ignorant, selfish boy” and that he should move it. The bloke must be in his forties but he is so embarrassed he gets back in and drives off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No posh coffee for you matey. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  On 07/10/2023 at 07:49, Skippy said:

Another early start to look after my old man has lead to another posh coffee. Sitting there enjoying my skinny latte capuchin monstrosity when some bloke in an enormous 4x4 tries to reverse into one of the parking slots outside but his wank wagon is too long and wide so he takes up two spaces and ends up having to reverse up onto the pavement to stop the front hanging out into the busy high street.

If that wasn’t funny enough some old dear with a tartan shopping bag on wheels rips right into him and tells him he’s “an ignorant, selfish boy” and that he should move it. The bloke must be in his forties but he is so embarrassed he gets back in and drives off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No posh coffee for you matey. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Is there any space left there now with all that Sovereignty they've got?

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Staying at a mates place in Sunningdale for a couple of nights while him and his missus go to their apartment on Lake Como. Long story short is that his wife booked a surprise flight for them to go away for a week but he forgot to tell her I was coming over so now I’ve got the run of a very swanky house that’s filled with toys, food and booze;

Jaguar E-Pace

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………and a hoofing eMBT that I took out for an hour this afternoon across Chobham Common. Holy crap I NEED one of these.

Oh, and their cute dog that loves beer and rugby. One of their daughters dropped her off for tonight as she’s going out. 😜

If they’re neighbours clock me they’ll call the police and report a burglary in progress! 😜

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  On 07/10/2023 at 15:28, Skippy said:

Staying at a mates place in Sunningdale for a couple of nights while him and his missus go to their apartment on Lake Como. Long story short is that his wife booked a surprise flight for them to go away for a week but he forgot to tell her I was coming over so now I’ve got the run of a very swanky house that’s filled with toys, food and booze;

Jaguar E-Pace

Triumph Bobber

Honda VFR400

………and a hoofing eMBT that I took out for an hour this afternoon across Chobham Common. Holy crap I NEED one of these.

Oh, and their cute dog that loves beer and rugby. One of their daughters dropped her off for tonight as she’s going out. 😜

If they’re neighbours clock me they’ll call the police and report a burglary in progress! 😜

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nice gaff.... is his mrs underwear draw in order ?

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  On 07/10/2023 at 15:28, Skippy said:

Staying at a mates place in Sunningdale for a couple of nights while him and his missus go to their apartment on Lake Como. Long story short is that his wife booked a surprise flight for them to go away for a week but he forgot to tell her I was coming over so now I’ve got the run of a very swanky house that’s filled with toys, food and booze;

Jaguar E-Pace

Triumph Bobber

Honda VFR400

………and a hoofing eMBT that I took out for an hour this afternoon across Chobham Common. Holy crap I NEED one of these.

Oh, and their cute dog that loves beer and rugby. One of their daughters dropped her off for tonight as she’s going out. 😜

If they’re neighbours clock me they’ll call the police and report a burglary in progress! 😜

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Nice Gig, make sure you drink all his beer or it's not a proper job :classic_laugh:

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  On 07/10/2023 at 15:28, Skippy said:

Staying at a mates place in Sunningdale for a couple of nights while him and his missus go to their apartment on Lake Como. Long story short is that his wife booked a surprise flight for them to go away for a week but he forgot to tell her I was coming over so now I’ve got the run of a very swanky house that’s filled with toys, food and booze;

Jaguar E-Pace

Triumph Bobber

Honda VFR400

………and a hoofing eMBT that I took out for an hour this afternoon across Chobham Common. Holy crap I NEED one of these.

Oh, and their cute dog that loves beer and rugby. One of their daughters dropped her off for tonight as she’s going out. 😜

If they’re neighbours clock me they’ll call the police and report a burglary in progress! 😜

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Letting a Cockney housesit?

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