busabeast Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 16:36, XTreme said: Got the new mobile set up so I tested the camera when we went to feed the horses. Pics seem a lot sharper than the old one, and the colours are more vivid! Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 16:36, XTreme said: Got the new mobile set up so I tested the camera when we went to feed the horses. Pics seem a lot sharper than the old one, and the colours are more vivid! Expand See this @Sir Fallsalot? New phone comes equipped with fotoshop, that or the sky is suddenly more blue and the trees greener. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 17:45, Pedro said: See this @Sir Fallsalot? New phone comes equipped with fotoshop, that or the sky is suddenly more blue and the trees greener. Expand 100mp camera compared to 50! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 18:16, XTreme said: 100mp photoshop compared to 50! Expand Well that explains it all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 17:45, Pedro said: See this @Sir Fallsalot? New phone comes equipped with fotoshop, that or the sky is suddenly more blue and the trees greener. Expand Polarising filters do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Dry and a balmy 4C here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android. One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me. So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! "Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it." What you reckon @zzzak? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 09:10, XTreme said: Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android. One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me. So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! "Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it." What you reckon @zzzak? Expand The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 09:30, Pedro said: The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party. Expand This is coming from Google not Honor (Huawei). They track everything......when I went in the hardware shop in Baza on Friday they sent me a popup telling me when I last visited that shop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 10:01, XTreme said: This is coming from Google not Honor (Huawei). They track everything......when I went in the hardware shop in Baza on Friday they sent me a popup telling me when I last visited that shop! Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 09:30, Pedro said: The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 11:48, Buckster said: Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 12:49, XTreme said: Expand Hates the English , uses English character memes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 12:56, Six30 said: Hates the English , uses English character memes Expand That is a British TV show! Do you understand the difference between English and British.......or do you think they are the same thing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 13:17, XTreme said: That is a British TV show! Do you understand the difference between English and British.......or do you think they are the same thing? Expand British when it suits it is then … Blakey is English it is set in England , you hate the English oh the irony 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 13:32, Six30 said: British when it suits it is then … Blakey is English it is set in England , you hate the English oh the irony Expand On the Buses On the Buses is a British television sitcom that was broadcast on ITV You illiterate Gammons are always going on about "Two World Wars and one World Cup". So was England at war with Germany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 14:07, XTreme said: On the Buses On the Buses is a British television sitcom that was broadcast on ITV You illiterate Gammons are always going on about "Two World Wars and one World Cup". So was England at war with Germany? Expand Racist 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 09:10, XTreme said: Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android. One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me. So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! "Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it." What you reckon @zzzak? Expand Try that, if it doesn't work hit it with a hammer. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 15/10/2023 at 20:26, zzzak said: Try that, if it doesn't work hit it with a hammer. Expand Already sorted it zzzak! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 16, 2023 Author Share Posted October 16, 2023 Great news today from Poland! The far right government are out out on it's arse......and along with that, any plans to break away from the EU (who've given them billions over the years). Poles love to bite the hand that feeds them! And that is bad news for Fatty! The thing is, if they had left, then Fatty and the boys could not have stayed in Spain without getting residency. And she refuses to get them residency. Because when she came here she told my boy that she wanted to live in a big city (now she is) and he had to get a well paid job (and he has). Her last hope of getting back to Death Camp Central was losing EU citizenship........but that's now been taken away. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 16/10/2023 at 07:34, XTreme said: Great news today from Poland! The far right government are out out on it's arse......and along with that, any plans to break away from the EU (who've given them billions over the years). Poles love to bite the hand that feeds them! And that is bad news for Fatty! The thing is, if they had left, then Fatty and the boys could not have stayed in Spain without getting residency. And she refuses to get them residency. Because when she came here she told my boy that she wanted to live in a big city (now she is) and he had to get a well paid job (and he has). Her last hope of getting back to Death Camp Central was losing EU citizenship........but that's now been taken away. Expand Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 16/10/2023 at 08:24, Pedro said: Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete! Expand He threatened to move there. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 16, 2023 Author Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 16/10/2023 at 08:24, Pedro said: Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete! Expand These Slavs know I'm the biggest dog in the yard Pedro! 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 Had my bacon, sausage, eggs and tomatoes!, ready for anything that today can throw at me!, so with that it's off to Asda. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 16/10/2023 at 10:24, Clive said: Had my bacon, sausage, eggs and tomatoes!, ready for anything that today can throw at me!, so with that it's off to Asda. Expand Living the dream 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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