Buckster Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Catteeclan said: Looks like a plate of dead peoples teeth. I can help with that. Oh wait, that wasn't a request was it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 14 hours ago, XTreme said: They couldn't believe the size of the incision.......seem like I've got about 10 or 11 metal staples in it. But it's very clean and no infection. I can relate to that metal staple thing.....they pulled 150 of 'em outta my right side of my chest....before they chopped off my toes. Fortunately, I felt only about 3 of those. Take it from me....MRSA is nothing but a Bitch! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 7 hours ago, YamaHead said: Take it from me....MRSA is nothing but a Bitch! Absolutely 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Still feeling rough.....but the swelling may have gone down as the incision is a lot more sore. Balls are still black and blue. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Planning a ride downshore this Saturday with billybob and Dan ...to get access to there trail system there's two major rivers to cross in Bathurst...the only way around them is to ride on the highway bridges from what I've heard...Billybob might have and alternate route...should know more tonight....the place is literally covered with camps privately owned and turn into bars...pool table in them ..live music...there is so many of them that if you stop at everyone in a 20km radius and drink one beer...you're pretty well wasted by early afternoon... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just had this text message from a mate if mine who was travelling home from a night out in London last night…… “had superb journey home on the train. full of tottenham supporters drunk as fuck, some american girl kept whining that one of them was in her words “pushing his penis too near her face” not surprising as it was crammed like a auschwitz carriage , she went on and on about it and they kept saying there’s no room to move and stand up if it’s a problem when we got to Harrow they picked her up and took off the train with them and dumped her on platform. she was screaming like a banshee as the train set off.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just passed Tesco garage...E10 £1..38p last week when I put some in the car it was £1..48p....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Finally had a dump after 3 days! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, XTreme said: Finally had a dump after 3 days! The neighbours are going to love you!. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I put the bag full of wrapping paper etc on the floor for a minute and whoosh, she’s in there like a shot. She’s never been destructive in the least but she cannot resist wrapping paper……….and that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Skippy said: I put the bag full of wrapping paper etc on the floor for a minute and whoosh, she’s in there like a shot. She’s never been destructive in the least but she cannot resist wrapping paper……….and that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one. You're a bit previous @Skippy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. Poor doggy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Clive said: Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. Fucking cunts need to be taught a lesson. Some people shouldn’t have animals. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 9 minutes ago, boboneleg said: You're a bit previous @Skippy To be honest mate I’ve resisted so far but my missus looked at me this morning and said in a voice that wasn’t to be questioned, “I think we should put the Xmas decorations up today, what do you think?”…….it was most definitely a rhetorical question. Our house is like Santa’s Grotto now. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Skippy said: Fucking cunts need to be taught a lesson. Some people shouldn’t have animals. They went out at 8am this morning, still not back home...but they rid themselves of any guilt by taking it for a 10 minute walk when they get back, they had a cat before, it spent hours in our place.....as you say "some people should not have animal's". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Skippy said: To be honest mate I’ve resisted so far but my missus looked at me this morning and said in a voice that wasn’t to be questioned, “I think we should put the Xmas decorations up today, what do you think?”…….it was most definitely a rhetorical question. Our house is like Santa’s Grotto now. I have put the outside lights up, they look shite like every year, no artistic flare me, they will do, wife (short arse ) can't reach them to rearrange them in a pleasing arrangement, and I can't be arsed too. She and the granddaughter will put up the Christmas tree (3ft artificial) after we have collect her from school...Ho Ho Ho. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Marcel said: Planning a ride downshore this Saturday with billybob and Dan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 You twats are quiet! Is this a mass flounce? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: You twats are quiet! Is this a mass flounce? No one's looking in because they're all scared that you're going to post a photo of your balls 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, XTreme said: You twats are quiet! Is this a mass flounce? I beleive so.....your black and blue balls might have been the final nail in the coffin... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: No one's looking in because they're all scared that you're going to post a photo of your balls My bloody dick is black and blue now! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I have been busy sorting Santa's grotty. It now looks like one of those windows in Amsterdam. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 42 minutes ago, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! Leave it alone then. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Buckster said: Leave it alone then, show us a pic first though 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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