XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Finally had a dump after 3 days! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 11:46, XTreme said: Finally had a dump after 3 days! Expand The neighbours are going to love you!. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I put the bag full of wrapping paper etc on the floor for a minute and whoosh, she’s in there like a shot. She’s never been destructive in the least but she cannot resist wrapping paper……….and that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:22, Skippy said: I put the bag full of wrapping paper etc on the floor for a minute and whoosh, she’s in there like a shot. She’s never been destructive in the least but she cannot resist wrapping paper……….and that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one. Expand You're a bit previous @Skippy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:28, Clive said: Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. Expand Poor doggy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:28, Clive said: Our neighbour has a dog, they should not have bothered, they fuck off out for hours (they are retired) and leave the dog at home, it sits in the window barking and whinning, my only blessing is I cannot hear it, drive my wife mad. Expand Fucking cunts need to be taught a lesson. Some people shouldn’t have animals. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:27, boboneleg said: You're a bit previous @Skippy Expand To be honest mate I’ve resisted so far but my missus looked at me this morning and said in a voice that wasn’t to be questioned, “I think we should put the Xmas decorations up today, what do you think?”…….it was most definitely a rhetorical question. Our house is like Santa’s Grotto now. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:36, Skippy said: Fucking cunts need to be taught a lesson. Some people shouldn’t have animals. Expand They went out at 8am this morning, still not back home...but they rid themselves of any guilt by taking it for a 10 minute walk when they get back, they had a cat before, it spent hours in our place.....as you say "some people should not have animal's". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 12:38, Skippy said: To be honest mate I’ve resisted so far but my missus looked at me this morning and said in a voice that wasn’t to be questioned, “I think we should put the Xmas decorations up today, what do you think?”…….it was most definitely a rhetorical question. Our house is like Santa’s Grotto now. Expand I have put the outside lights up, they look shite like every year, no artistic flare me, they will do, wife (short arse ) can't reach them to rearrange them in a pleasing arrangement, and I can't be arsed too. She and the granddaughter will put up the Christmas tree (3ft artificial) after we have collect her from school...Ho Ho Ho. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 10:15, Marcel said: Planning a ride downshore this Saturday with billybob and Dan Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 You twats are quiet! Is this a mass flounce? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 18:56, XTreme said: You twats are quiet! Is this a mass flounce? Expand No one's looking in because they're all scared that you're going to post a photo of your balls 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 19:04, boboneleg said: No one's looking in because they're all scared that you're going to post a photo of your balls Expand My bloody dick is black and blue now! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I have been busy sorting Santa's grotty. It now looks like one of those windows in Amsterdam. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 19:13, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! Expand Leave it alone then. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 19:56, Buckster said: Leave it alone then, show us a pic first though Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 19:13, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! Expand So it's bloody, black and blue We were sure they'd given you a fly trap 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 20:50, Marcel said: I'd be worried ....they might have cut the blood supply to your genital...if it's starts turning green your one step away from amputation...keep and eye on it... Expand He hasn't had blood supply there for years 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 10:18, XTreme said: Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 10:18, XTreme said: Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! Expand can you make sure your wifes hand is in the photo please. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 Dick and nuts still black and blue! Looks like 10 staples! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 11:29, XTreme said: Dick and nuts still black and blue! Looks like 10 staples! Expand for fuck sake ..really 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Very neat job Whatever you do don't let them forget to take the staples out before the shin grows back over , I've had that experience and it isn't nice. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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