busabeast Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! So it's bloody, black and blue We were sure they'd given you a fly trap 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! I'd be worried ....they might have cut the blood supply to your genital...if it's starts turning green your one step away from amputation...keep and eye on it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Marcel said: I'd be worried ....they might have cut the blood supply to your genital...if it's starts turning green your one step away from amputation...keep and eye on it... He hasn't had blood supply there for years 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: My bloody dick is black and blue now! If you want my medical advice...just to make sure you got significant blood flow to your dick...get your wife to dig out a few leeches in a pawn and stick two of them on your knobend overnight..that should get the pink colour back... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, busabeast said: He hasn't had blood supply there for years Yes I kinda figured that...the doctor probably didn't notice the main arteries it has probably putrified from the lack of use over years...probably shrunk down to the size a hair folical... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, busabeast said: He hasn't had blood supply there for years Just though of something else that could explain alot of things ...like those frequent shopping trips with the wife...the man purse...and the Honda. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 28 minutes ago, XTreme said: Sore as fuck today......swelling definitely going down as the bandage is quite loose. The wife's got to clean up the incision today and change the bandage.......and there will be a photo! can you make sure your wifes hand is in the photo please. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 Dick and nuts still black and blue! Looks like 10 staples! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, XTreme said: Dick and nuts still black and blue! Looks like 10 staples! for fuck sake ..really 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Very neat job Whatever you do don't let them forget to take the staples out before the shin grows back over , I've had that experience and it isn't nice. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Very neat job Whatever you do don't let them forget to take the staples out before the shin grows back over , I've had that experience and it isn't nice. They're due to come out Friday Bob! What it looks like now to give a better perspective...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: They're due to come out Friday Bob! What it looks like now to give a better perspective...... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 16 hours ago, Clive said: I have been busy sorting Santa's grotty. It now looks like one of those windows in Amsterdam. I know moneys tight Clive but really don't think that's the answer 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: They're due to come out Friday Bob! What it looks like now to give a better perspective...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 42 minutes ago, XTreme said: They're due to come out Friday Bob! What it looks like now to give a better perspective...... You could have kept that perspective to yourself.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Well I'm about to leave on and epic adventure....got spare gaz..beer...and I decided to arm myself incase we run into wildlife or some crazy hillbillies..so I'm bringing my Viking sord just to be safe. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Marcel said: Well I'm about to leave on and epic adventure....got spare gaz..beer...and I decided to arm myself incase we run into wildlife or some crazy hillbillies..so I'm bringing my Viking sord just to be safe. Riding with BillyBob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: Riding with BillyBob? Yup Billybob and Dan...Billybob has the full camouflage suit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 30 minutes ago, Marcel said: Billybob has the full camouflage suit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Marcel said: Yup Billybob and Dan...Billybob has the full camouflage suit. what sort of camouflage... is he dressed as a moose so he can mingle 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 50 minutes ago, Six30 said: what sort of camouflage... is he dressed as a mouse so he can mingle A mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: A mouse? Yeh.....with Moose you get fucking huge holes in the skirting boards. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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