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9 minutes ago, Skippy said:

Yes great idea…..perhaps some free fall photography? I hear underwater basket weaving is also popular nowadays. 

Especially amongst the retired population 

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On 17/12/2023 at 13:22, Buckster said:

I had a good morning in church then I was invited out for tea and scones. I'm feeling very refined and civilised now, like one of those people that can read and write and shit.

By a good morning in church do you mean fresh meat as in new choir boys

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7 hours ago, Clive said:

Na...would just like something different to happen.....every day is just the same..its like Groundhog day. 😂 

Dont worry me and the nephew will come see you in May.... 

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4 hours ago, Clive said:

I did enquire at a gliding club in the summer about a flight that they advertised for people's birthday or some other celebration.........£75 for 5 to 10 minutes 😲 

Can't go further out. 😔 

See if there are any river widening clubs near you , you only need wellies and a shovel , it changed my life , i am Chief river widener for the south east now.

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11 minutes ago, Six30 said:

See if there are any river widening clubs near you , you only need wellies and a shovel , it changed my life , i am Chief river widener for the south east now.

Severn Trent deal with the rivers around here.....

 

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9 minutes ago, Six30 said:

I give up ...you are beyond any help i can offer clive

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I may go and see if the local church does flower arranging classes.   Lol

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2 minutes ago, Clive said:

I may go and see if the local church does flower arranging classes.   Lol

What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank.

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17 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank.

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18 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank.

as opposed to a noisy wank 

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Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation.

He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored.

No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it.

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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation.

He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored.

No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it.

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation.

He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored.

No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it.


 

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I’ve never had that sort of relationship with a client!

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3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation.

He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored.

No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it.

There's just no reply that is right for that statement 

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4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation.

He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored.

No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it.

Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown 

 

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1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown 

 

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Didn't happen on the board!

Votes are based on their activity here......not in work.

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Just seen this on the TET group page, it belongs to a woman riding the TET in Portugal she didn't say how she got it out but it was broken and and she was stuck like that for around 3 hours waiting for the emergency services including the air ambulance poor girl 

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4 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Just seen this on the TET group page, it belongs to a woman riding the TET in Portugal she didn't say how she got it out but it was broken and and she was stuck like that for around 3 hours waiting for the emergency services including the air ambulance poor girl 

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Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there :classic_ohmy:

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