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1 hour ago, Skippy said:

Stopped at the garage first thing this morning to grab a baguette to have for breakfast. Stood behind some young woman who had picked up a couple of croissants and wanted to pay for them using her smartphone. Despite repeated attempts to pay resulting in more aggressive tapping of the phone on the machine it didn’t work.

I’m hungry and wishing she’d just fuck off but no, now she decides to try every fucking bank card in her purse. None of them worked and I’m proper grumpy now but still managing to resist the temptation to grab her croissants and eat them in front of her.

Only when there was no other option she gets some REAL FUCKING MONEY OUT OF HER PURSE TO PAY.…..😡😡😡😡

Still resisting the urge to assault her for her two croissants I had to laugh when the bloke  behind me pointed out that my baguette was probably stale by now. 🤣🤣🤣

Shit.....don't you get bored doing fuck all?

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Heated grips on the Donkey stopped working yesterday on the way home from work.  Just had a look at it and I'm pretty certain the controller is fubared.  Luckily you can order a controller seperately now without having to buy the whole kit 👍

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5 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Heated grips on the Donkey stopped working yesterday on the way home from work.  Just had a look at it and I'm pretty certain the controller is fubared.  Luckily you can order a controller seperately now without having to buy the whole kit 👍

I have never turned mine on, so i don't know if they work or not. 😂 

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Creeping right up the missus & I's 2nd Anniversary next Monday.....hard to believe how fast that 2yrs. went by😲

I gotta get the lead outta my arse & get after some neglected residential tasks....

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Had one of those grab it chicken on a stick things from an ethnic minority shop on the way to work this morning. I was half way through it and thought it don't taste right looked at the use by date and it was a year out of date. If i'm ill tomorrow i shall be in their shop dropping my pants and shitting on their floor the twats 

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1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Had one of those grab it chicken on a stick things from an ethnic minority shop

Rwanda for them then!

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2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Had one of those grab it chicken on a stick things from an ethnic minority shop on the way to work this morning. I was half way through it and thought it don't taste right looked at the use by date and it was a year out of date. If i'm ill tomorrow i shall be in their shop dropping my pants and shitting on their floor the twats 

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A better day today……..nobody tried to pay with their phone. Instead, had a blast along the coast between Mazarron and Mojacar with some mates on an assortment of bikes.

Stopped in Palomares at the site of the plane crash back in 1966 that nearly ended in a massive disaster. All rather sobering but not as depressing as @XTreme’s fetish for abandoned dwellings. 🤣

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33 minutes ago, Skippy said:

A better day today……..nobody tried to pay with their phone. Instead, had a blast along the coast between Mazarron and Mojacar with some mates on an assortment of bikes.

Stopped in Palomares at the site of the plane crash back in 1966 that nearly ended in a massive disaster. All rather sobering but not as depressing as @XTreme’s fetish for abandoned dwellings. 🤣

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You need to bring those guys up here.......or are they too scared to venture out of the protective bubble of the Brit Ghetto? 

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35 minutes ago, Skippy said:

A better day today……..nobody tried to pay with their phone. Instead, had a blast along the coast between Mazarron and Mojacar with some mates on an assortment of bikes.

Stopped in Palomares at the site of the plane crash back in 1966 that nearly ended in a massive disaster. All rather sobering but not as depressing as @XTreme’s fetish for abandoned dwellings. 🤣

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Mojacar!.....went on holiday there, won't make that mistake again!. 😂 

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1 hour ago, Skippy said:

A better day today……..nobody tried to pay with their phone. Instead, had a blast along the coast between Mazarron and Mojacar with some mates on an assortment of bikes.

Stopped in Palomares at the site of the plane crash back in 1966 that nearly ended in a massive disaster. All rather sobering but not as depressing as @XTreme’s fetish for abandoned dwellings. 🤣

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nice Ducati

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11 hours ago, XTreme said:

You need to bring those guys up here.......or are they too scared to venture out of the protective bubble of the Brit Ghetto? 

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Funnily enough, none of them live in what you would describe as a Brit ghetto.

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16 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

Almost empty as normal.

Absolutely!

The Hernia Dept shit themselves when they saw me......thought I was going back in again! 

I must hold the record for the shortest time spent in the recovery room......they threw me out and put me in a private room because they reckoned I was being noisy and disruptive! :classic_unsure:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

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Just now, XTreme said:

Absolutely!

The Hernia Dept shit themselves when they saw me......thought I was going back in again! 

I must hold the record for the shortest time spent in the recovery room......they threw me out and put me in a private room because they reckoned I was being noisy and disruptive! :classic_unsure:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

What on earth were you doing 🤣

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13 minutes ago, Saul said:

What on earth were you doing 🤣

I was shouting to all the other old fuckers in there, and trying to get some feeling back in my legs so I could get out early.

So I was sort of picking up my thighs with my hands and shaking them, and the bed was rattling and shaking like fuck. Then I tried to get up and fell over.....belting the old git in the next bed in the process.

Thing is.....I wanted to get out, but that wouldn't happen till the anesthetic had worn off! So I wanted to speed it up.

I did get out of the recovery room quickly though (about 20 mins) and they put me in a private room. But I then had hours to wait before the anesthetic wore off and I could piss.

When I did piss I walked to the door and started staggering up the main corridor shouting for a nurse to come and verify my piss!

They couldn't wait for me to leave the building! 

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49 minutes ago, XTreme said:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

Of somebody can out noisy them, it must be you! :classic_laugh:

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