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  On 06/02/2024 at 20:59, XTreme said:

You need to bring those guys up here.......or are they too scared to venture out of the protective bubble of the Brit Ghetto? 

Cracking Up Lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Funnily enough, none of them live in what you would describe as a Brit ghetto.

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  On 07/02/2024 at 17:49, Catteeclan said:

Almost empty as normal.

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Absolutely!

The Hernia Dept shit themselves when they saw me......thought I was going back in again! 

I must hold the record for the shortest time spent in the recovery room......they threw me out and put me in a private room because they reckoned I was being noisy and disruptive! :classic_unsure:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

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  On 07/02/2024 at 18:10, XTreme said:

Absolutely!

The Hernia Dept shit themselves when they saw me......thought I was going back in again! 

I must hold the record for the shortest time spent in the recovery room......they threw me out and put me in a private room because they reckoned I was being noisy and disruptive! :classic_unsure:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

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What on earth were you doing ðŸ¤£

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  On 07/02/2024 at 18:11, Saul said:

What on earth were you doing ðŸ¤£

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I was shouting to all the other old fuckers in there, and trying to get some feeling back in my legs so I could get out early.

So I was sort of picking up my thighs with my hands and shaking them, and the bed was rattling and shaking like fuck. Then I tried to get up and fell over.....belting the old git in the next bed in the process.

Thing is.....I wanted to get out, but that wouldn't happen till the anesthetic had worn off! So I wanted to speed it up.

I did get out of the recovery room quickly though (about 20 mins) and they put me in a private room. But I then had hours to wait before the anesthetic wore off and I could piss.

When I did piss I walked to the door and started staggering up the main corridor shouting for a nurse to come and verify my piss!

They couldn't wait for me to leave the building! 

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  On 07/02/2024 at 18:10, XTreme said:

Absolutely!

The Hernia Dept shit themselves when they saw me......thought I was going back in again! 

I must hold the record for the shortest time spent in the recovery room......they threw me out and put me in a private room because they reckoned I was being noisy and disruptive! :classic_unsure:

That's a turnup isn't it @Pedro? Spaniards complaining about somebody being noisy!

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Were you doing the first instalment of groin pics:classic_laugh:

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  On 07/02/2024 at 18:21, XTreme said:

I was shouting to all the other old fuckers in there, and trying to get some feeling back in my legs so I could get out early.

So I was sort of picking up my thighs with my hands and shaking them, and the bed was rattling and shaking like fuck. Then I tried to get up and fell over.....belting the old git in the next bed in the process.

Thing is.....I wanted to get out, but that wouldn't happen till the anesthetic had worn off! So I wanted to speed it up.

I did get out of the recovery room quickly though (about 20 mins) and they put me in a private room. But I then had hours to wait before the anesthetic wore off and I could piss.

When I did piss I walked to the door and started staggering up the main corridor shouting for a nurse to come and verify my piss!

They couldn't wait for me to leave the building! 

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you fucking knuckle dragging gammon

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  On 07/02/2024 at 18:21, XTreme said:

I was shouting to all the other old fuckers in there, and trying to get some feeling back in my legs so I could get out early.

So I was sort of picking up my thighs with my hands and shaking them, and the bed was rattling and shaking like fuck. Then I tried to get up and fell over.....belting the old git in the next bed in the process.

Thing is.....I wanted to get out, but that wouldn't happen till the anesthetic had worn off! So I wanted to speed it up.

I did get out of the recovery room quickly though (about 20 mins) and they put me in a private room. But I then had hours to wait before the anesthetic wore off and I could piss.

When I did piss I walked to the door and started staggering up the main corridor shouting for a nurse to come and verify my piss!

They couldn't wait for me to leave the building! 

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Model Patient. ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£

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  On 08/02/2024 at 10:15, XTreme said:

Going to be 17 here today but it drops to single figures from tomorrow and rain is forecast over the weekend! :classic_sad:

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If the internet never stops it means it keeps going on sunday. Why don't you take advantage of the weather and go out when it's nice instead of leaving it to sunday?

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  On 08/02/2024 at 11:15, Pedro said:

If the internet never stops it means it keeps going on sunday. Why don't you take advantage of the weather and go out when it's nice instead of leaving it to sunday?

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Migrating accounts in London to another datacentre: Amsterdam Internet Exchange

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