Clive Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: I just tried unsuccessfully to cut my thumb off. Trying to get a top of a bottle but mananaged to snap the top off the bottle instead, ended up slicing my thumb just above and just below the joint. A&E for you fella.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Just now, Clive said: A&E for you fella.. Elastoplast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Just superglue it, that’s all they’d do innA& E. just get the bits out of it first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, Buckster said: I just tried unsuccessfully to cut my thumb off. Trying to get a top of a bottle but mananaged to snap the top off the bottle instead, ended up slicing my thumb just above and just below the joint. pictures or it didn't happen... and its spelt managed you twat 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, Buckster said: I just tried unsuccessfully to cut my thumb off. Trying to get a top of a bottle but mananaged to snap the top off the bottle instead, ended up slicing my thumb just above and just below the joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 8 minutes ago, Six30 said: and its spelt managed you twat Must be the sliced thumb effect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 10 minutes ago, Six30 said: pictures or it didn't happen... and its spelt managed you twat Yebbut , he was typing with his stabbed thumb 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 25 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: Technically this is more my day yesterday, but it was great: we went down to Romford to meet up with the rest of the huskies from the litter ours came from, and after they’d spent a few hours charging around the woods in the pouring rain we descended on a local pub, where nine filthy dogs caused absolute carnage. The best bit though was the Irishman on the carpark of Toddington Services who accosted me with one of those stories when I pulled in for a cup of tea on the way down: Ah hello der, can yis help a fella out here? Me credit card’s snapped, an’ oi just need a bit o’ petrol to get me an’ de family back home. - Let’s have a look… well, it’s not gone through the chip, so it should still work for contactless payments in the kiosk. Look, oim as Oirish as dey come, an’ oim askin’ yis man to man to help a fella out. - Why don’t you just fill it up, then say you haven’t got the means to pay and fill out the form they give people when their cards are declined? You’ll get 48 hours or something to make the payment and… Look, oim tellin’ yis, oi’ve bin inter de kiosk an’ dey jus’ told me to feck off. - Well, that’s BP for you. Maybe if you tried Shell... Yis’ not listenin’ to me. Oim a fella here, same as yerself. Do yis think oid be makin’ a spectacle of meself here if oi wasn’t desperate? Oim as Oirish as dey come, me… - Yes, so you said. I hadn’t noticed. So you’re going back to Ireland in the car then. Dublin? Dat’s roit… - So you’re getting the ferry from Hollyhead? Err, yes. Dat would be it… - How did you get on in O level geography? Eh? - You’re just outside Luton, on the southbound M1. Wrong direction entirely for Hollyhead. D’yis think oim some sort o’ chancer, is dat it? A poikey? - I dunno... have you ever baked a hedgehog? I’ll tell you what: I’ve got somewhere to be, so just give us a couple of verses of ‘Paddy McGinty’s Goat’ and I’ll give you twenty quid. Are yis not feckin’ roit up here, in de head? Yis’ not feckin’ listenin’ to me, are yis? - Alright, just step over to my car and say “Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the little wee donkey” and if it makes my kids laugh I’ll give you a pound. I can’t say fairer than that… How’s about oi feckin’ foit yer for it, roit here. - Excellent – I was wondering how long it would take you to get round to it. Let me just give these two teas to my wife and we can get started right away. I’ll even let you have the first shot - fair enough? Yis are not feckin’ roit in de head, are yis? Oil feckin’ foit yis, roit enough… - Look, I can tell how hard you're working at trying to intimidate me, and I don’t want you to think I don’t appreciate the effort. How do you feel it’s going so far? Ahh - feck yis, yer feckin’ wanker! And with that he stormed off to try his luck elsewhere. When I got back in the car my kids said “What was that all about?” and before I could answer my wife said “It’s just your dad being your dad. You get used to it…” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 06/05/2024 at 14:58, Catteeclan said: Once you get a few bits and bobs out of the way they're not to bad. Def within you capabilities, if you can be arsed. You lied just spent an hour and a half stripping her car down to get them out it's a right pain and it looks like she spilt a can of coke in there or something because everything is sticky i was glad to get under the bonnet with the oil. Also you never mentioned the two clips holding them in place underneath the car which i had to jack the car up and crawl under to release them The replacement part is £100 and the garage can't fit it in until next week so i thought i'd get it done because it's costing me time and money ferrying her about everywhere, the new part is due in Thursday. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, Nute said: Just superglue it, that’s all they’d do innA& E. just get the bits out of it first. It’s stopped bleeding now, the bottom cut is not quite big enough to need a stitch, I have surgical needle and thread here if it had been bigger, I don’t do doctors for cuts unless a limb is hanging off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: It’s stopped bleeding now, the bottom cut is not quite big enough to need a stitch, I have surgical needle and thread here if it had been bigger, I don’t do doctors for cuts unless a limb is hanging off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 20 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: Back in the ‘90s we used to get pikeys like this turning up at the karate club every now and then from the traveller's site at the far end of town. They never came on their own – always a mob of four or five of them – and they were always going to show us what real fighting was all about. They undoubtedly had great physical strength and you definitely wouldn’t want to get in a grappling match with one of them, but they had no technique whatsoever and were as thick as pig shit. We’d stick them with the 1st to 3rd kyu students (that’s one of the brown belt grades to you) and they’d immediately adopt their best boxers pose and start making all sorts of funny grunting noises while ducking and weaving. When a punch finally did come it was telegraphed from so far off that a half-hearted leg sweep was all it took to put them on their arse, at which point they’d get up and do exactly the same thing again. And again. And again. They’d hit the deck a dozen times without learning a damn thing, and then when the kyu grade finally got bored they’d go in full bore for the last one and upend them properly so their head was the first thing to hit the deck whilst their legs were still up in the air. They’d have to sit out the rest of the session with concussion, and then at the end of the night we’d ask them if they’d enjoyed themselves. Funnily enough we never saw the same ones twice… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 7 Author Share Posted May 7 I regularly get mail queries about sites......always reply to them but in a lot of cases I never hear anything back. Well I just got a reply back from a company in Maryland US expressing further interest! The mail I sent them was in August 2017. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 11 hours ago, XTreme said: Just had the annual bill for taxing the bike......€24. The one for the car was €48. Vehicle tax over here is a joke my daughters car is £35 a year bikes over 600cc £117 a year 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 15 minutes ago, Buckster said: It’s stopped bleeding now, the bottom cut is not quite big enough to need a stitch, I have surgical needle and thread here if it had been bigger, I don’t do doctors for cuts unless a limb is hanging off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 7 Author Share Posted May 7 18 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Vehicle tax over here is a joke my daughters car is £35 a year bikes over 600cc £117 a year How much is it for mine there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: How much is it for mine there? A lot! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 £84.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 48 minutes ago, XTreme said: I regularly get mail queries about sites......always reply to them but in a lot of cases I never hear anything back. Well I just got a reply back from a company in Maryland US expressing further interest! The mail I sent them was in August 2017. Make sure you get paid upfront, they are American. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Had a message today saying I will get my new shocks end of next week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, Buckster said: Had a message today saying I will get my new shocks end of next week. You’ve done right by listening to my recommendation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Pedro said: You’ve done right by listening to my recommendation! I always listen to your recommendations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Buckster said: I always listen to your recommendations. They’re few, but those few are very considerate and based in experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Pedro said: They’re few, but those few are very considerate and based in experience. I value your advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Buckster said: I value your advice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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