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1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

There will be a few Scots wandering around Munich with sore heads this morning 😬

I bet they are regretting all the before match hype this morning.  😳

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

There will be a few Scots wandering around Munich with sore heads this morning 😬

good ... they might as well fly home now 🤣

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10 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Rude 

Italy 1.0 down to Albania.... have you not got some Italian going on in the family bob... can you take the piss  or have to act sad...

italy equalized as im typing.

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

Italy 1.0 down to Albania.... have you not got some Italian going on in the family bob... can you take the piss  or have to act sad...

italy equalized as im typing.

My wife came back from Birmingham just as they took the lead.  This made me happy as it means I'll still get dinner tomorrow evening 🤪

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12 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Some abandoned shit for Pete.

More pic coming up.

Found a tent in one of the buildings...wasn't sure if I was going to run into ...it was empty...

That reminded me of one of the lads i work with, years ago he had a history of visiting ladies of the night. He was saying he had finished a job in Swansea early and when looking on some escorts page he noticed there was one working out of a hotel nearby so he messaged her and the reply was, the door is open when you enter the room pass the money into the tent then put your cock in, he thought that's odd but went along, he went into the room and sure enough there was a tent set up with a finger beckoning him on out of the zip of the tent, he passed the cash though the opening and then shoved his cock in who or whatever was in the tent done their job and he left, I said did you see who was in the tent he said no and not a word was spoken i said fuck that i want to see the other side of what i'm sticking my cock into could have been a bloke he just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever :classic_laugh:

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30 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

That reminded me of one of the lads i work with, years ago he had a history of visiting ladies of the night. He was saying he had finished a job in Swansea early and when looking on some escorts page he noticed there was one working out of a hotel nearby so he messaged her and the reply was, the door is open when you enter the room pass the money into the tent then put your cock in, he thought that's odd but went along, he went into the room and sure enough there was a tent set up with a finger beckoning him on out of the zip of the tent, he passed the cash though the opening and then shoved his cock in who or whatever was in the tent done their job and he left, I said did you see who was in the tent he said no and not a word was spoken i said fuck that i want to see the other side of what i'm sticking my cock into could have been a bloke he just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever :classic_laugh:

Bloody hell, that guy couldn’t be left alone in a butchers 

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2 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

We're seeing more and more of this here now...mostly drug related homelessness ...youth fucked up on crack...pretty sad..

 

Paying their sisters.

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Coming back from a piss up in Manchester we got off the train station at Rochdale where a bloke was trying to sell us his sister. Sad world.

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Fucking woman commentator on poland v holland ... just fuck off ... fuck off and commentate on womens football... you boring dull fucking twat

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

Fucking woman commentator on poland v holland ... just fuck off ... fuck off and commentate on womens football... you boring dull fucking twat

So you didn’t like her work?

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

Fucking woman commentator on poland v holland ... just fuck off ... fuck off and commentate on womens football... you boring dull fucking twat

I didn't even notice 

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8 minutes ago, Pedro said:

So you didn’t like her work?

no... no i dont Pedro 

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4 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

Coming back from a piss up in Manchester we got off the train station at Rochdale where a bloke was trying to sell us his sister. Sad world.

Was he Canadian?

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4 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

Coming back from a piss up in Manchester we got off the train station at Rochdale where a bloke was trying to sell us his sister. Sad world.

How much did he want for her and did you get a phone number ?

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10 hours ago, Pedro said:

Bloody hell, that guy couldn’t be left alone in a butchers 

When we were working in Essex in 2010 he pulled some bird but could never remember her name so ended up calling her Thursday because that's what day he would hook up with her and end up banging her in the hotel room, which sounds ok except he was sharing the room with me. I remember the one time after he had knobbed her at the start of the relationship i was in the bed next to them in a drunken stupor i heard her say do you think he heard us and i said no she didn't know where to look in the morning, after that she had no shame i'd be getting back to the room at some ungodly hour and they would be at it on the bed and she would say hello and carry on boning got to admit i did get the horn a few times :classic_laugh:

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4 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

So you didn't go for sloppy seconds then Fred ?

No i was usually so drunk i'd be straight off to sleep and she was one of those girls that was totally into him wanted to come home with him after the job was finished but he brought another girl home instead and is still with her now 

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6 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Asking for a friend....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

we're you jerking off  wyll they were going at it 

Eh no that would be just weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i would wait until they left :classic_laugh:

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