boboneleg Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 7 minutes ago, Six30 said: The original Italian job is on .. wake up man I’ve got no chance , the dancing thing is on . Fortunately I’ve seen the Italian Job about 67 times 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 I just had 15 minutes of the mother in law trying to tell me jokes she had printed out from somewhere the wife and kids abandoned me and i had to fend for myself feeling 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I just had 15 minutes of the mother in law trying to tell me jokes she had printed out from somewhere the wife and kids abandoned me and i had to fend for myself feeling pulling crackers earlier... i read out one of the jokes but made my own up.. whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead prostitute ? theres no ferrari in my garage. shes's still going on to the mrs that she should take the unpulled crackers back to the shop and complain 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 I may have had to have a nap yesterday afternoon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 Proper thick ead today. I’ve learnt nothing. will be out shopping again soon as I’m bored of wine and want some lager. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: I may have had to have a nap yesterday afternoon Crocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 If yours are spelt 'crocks' you've bought knock offs from the pub again ........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 27 minutes ago, boboneleg said: If yours are spelt 'crocks' you've bought knock offs from the pub again ........ it does not matter how you spell it.... without the k or with your street cred is non existent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 15 minutes ago, Six30 said: it does not matter how you spell it.... without the k or with your street cred is non existent I don't need them for street cred as I only wear them in the house . They are my slippers as normal slippers won't stay on my prosthetic leg , they are also very comfortable 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 23 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I don't need them for street cred as I only wear them in the house . They are my slippers as normal slippers won't stay on my prosthetic leg , they are also very comfortable Ben Sherman slipper… much more civilised and comfortable than wearing a lump of hideous plastic round your feet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 10 minutes ago, Six30 said: Ben Sherman slipper… much more civilised and comfortable than wearing a lump of hideous plastic round your feet Looks deformed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 19 minutes ago, Buckster said: Looks deformed. i nearly went to midnight mass christmas eve ..just for the experience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 1 hour ago, Six30 said: i nearly went to midnight mass christmas eve ..just for the experience Maybe they could have prayed for your deformed hoof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 1 hour ago, Buckster said: Looks deformed. Six toes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 I bought these on Billy Connelly,s recommendation...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 4 minutes ago, Clive said: I bought these on Billy Connelly,s recommendation...... For when the Sh*t gets deep.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 15 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Six toes 1 hour ago, Buckster said: Looks deformed. Lucky bastard!...You have NO idea how fortunate you are... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 Who are you calling stumpy ............ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 25 minutes ago, YamaHead said: Lucky bastard!...You have NO idea how fortunate you are... That reminds me of a funny story, though in retrospect you probably won't find it funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 3 hours ago, YamaHead said: For when the Sh*t gets deep.... That is where I usually end up!.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 3 hours ago, Clive said: I bought these on Billy Connelly,s recommendation...... they look like a pair of argyles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 5 hours ago, YamaHead said: Lucky bastard!...You have NO idea how fortunate you are... the thing on the right is that your foot or your nose ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 1 hour ago, Six30 said: the thing on the right is that your foot or your nose ? It's what's remaining of my right FOOT....my nose is nowhere near that big! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 27, 2024 Share Posted December 27, 2024 9 hours ago, YamaHead said: It's what's remaining of my right FOOT....my nose is nowhere near that big! what happened to your foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 27, 2024 Share Posted December 27, 2024 51 minutes ago, Six30 said: what happened to your foot He tried to run from the plantation so the massa knobbled bim. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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