Six30 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 16 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: God dam it woman every time you type i end up using google it's like reading one of Tym's posts except when i google words you use google knows the answer same 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, Six30 said: same It’s minor payback considering the stuff you got me to google! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 You’re the entire reason I now know how to use private browsing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just got back from Guadix! 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 @Tango Are you home now Bob , how's the recovery doing ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 9 hours ago, XTreme said: Just got back from Guadix! Feckin Gaudix, you haven't got a clue mate. I'm just off to take my son to college, try fighting your way across Bristol in the morning .............. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, boboneleg said: @Tango Are you home now Bob , how's the recovery doing ? I got home on Monday, Bob. I'm doing ok thanks, apart from the feeling that they let everyone in the hospital kick me in the balls whilst I was under the anaesthetic! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Tango said: they let everyone in the hospital kick me in the balls You're English Bob......it's understandable! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back. I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast. Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true. And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back. I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast. Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true. And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet. That’s a Welsh/Dago cold, your hernia will be fecked next week 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: That’s a Welsh/Dago cold, your hernia will be fecked next week Don’t forget that it usually mutates into Yersinia pestis. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. It ain't a cold! Or a flu of any type I've ever known! It's everywhere here......and you may eventually need antibiotics. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: Don’t forget that it usually mutates into Yersinia pestis. Do I need to switch on private browsing before I google that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Do I need to switch on private browsing before I google that? No, it’s just the Latin name for something wonderful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: It ain't a cold! Or a flu of any type I've ever known! It's everywhere here......and you may eventually need antibiotics. I’ve run out of food too, which at the moment might not be your fault but could well be after Ive had to have pizza for breakfast. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Just now, Buckster said: No, it’s just the Latin name for something wonderful. Hmm engaging private browsing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Feck i can’t remember how to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Feck i can’t remember how to. That’s how the Yersinia pestis starts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 And now I can’t switch the bastid thing off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: That’s how the Yersinia pestis starts. So long as it’s something dramatic like that dandy. Better than how did she die? She tripped over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: So long as it’s something dramatic like that dandy. Better than how did she die? She tripped over. Except it is now classed as a ginger STD. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Just now, Buckster said: Except it is now classed as a ginger STD. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 Result......at fucking last! My boy has got the flat in Madrid......so the fucking hateful bitch will be going. And we never want to see her fat fucking face again. Obviously we're sorry to see the grandkids go.....but tolerating her is too high a price to pay. At least we got them out of South Eastern Poland......which is an extremely right wing, racist, and homophobic region controlled by the criminal cartel known as the Catholic Church. My boy now has a good job and has already been promoted to a managerial role......so he and the boys have a future. But I have no doubt she'll do everything possibly to screw it up so she can drag them back to her Slavic ghetto. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, XTreme said: Result......at fucking last! My boy has got the flat in Madrid......so the fucking hateful bitch will be going. And we never want to see her fat fucking face again. Obviously we're sorry to see the grandkids go.....but tolerating her is too high a price to pay. At least we got them out of South Eastern Poland......which is an extremely right wing, racist, and homophobic region controlled by the criminal cartel known as the Catholic Church. My boy now has a good job and has already been promoted to a managerial role......so he and the boys have a future. But I have no doubt she'll do everything possibly to screw it up so she can drag them back to her Slavic ghetto. Congrats. It’s comforting to know all that effort has reached a worthwhile conclusion. Regardless of what happens from this point you can breath easy ay 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 14 hours ago, Buckster said: When was the last time you rode a bike? yep it's been a while hope to put that right when the weather improves , it's lashing down here at the moment 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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