Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 16 minutes ago, XTreme said: Still waiting for @Slowlycatchymonkey to turn up here to meet me! Well Pete I have both good news and bad. Bad news- Looks like I might have to be back in Blighty by next Wednesday because vehicle deliveries that were repeatedly delayed are being scheduled for then - won’t hold my breath, last time the transporter delivering them was actually cancelled on route!! Good news while in the Brit supermarket I eyed the pies ready for a ‘Pete’s pies’ delivery and they have what you want (at a €1-3 markup per pie on where it should be) and so back to bad news.. doesn’t look like I’m going to be around to deliver the goods until I make it back here in May. Never mind, I hear pie is the perfect balm for chain link fencing inserted in the groin area warning pie pics incoming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Before you go ordering one of each check out the prices. You don’t want to go spending your daughter in laws rent on pies, she won’t be happy 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 And just incase you like any of these things. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 47 minutes ago, XTreme said: Still waiting for @Slowlycatchymonkey to turn up here to meet me! dont do it @Slowlycatchymonkey.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 26 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: And just incase you like any of these things. So what am i missing here you can take and post 10 photo's of various pies but not one photo of your motorbike i'm beginning to believe you don't own a bike 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 39 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: And just incase you like any of these things. Pukey Pies! Love 'em! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: So what am i missing here you can take and post 10 photo's of various pies but not one photo of your motorbike i'm beginning to believe you don't own a bike 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: So what am i missing here you can take and post 10 photo's of various pies but not one photo of your motorbike i'm beginning to believe you don't own a bike I looked at the location the bike was parked up and the state of it and thought fuck that, they’ll tear it to pieces 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, XTreme said: Pukey Pies! Love 'em! Never had one or a Fray Bentos (have to admit the idea of pie out of tin makes me queasy ) and now I can’t have gluten I never will, you could tell me they’re the best thing ever created! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Never had one or a Fray Bentos (have to admit the idea of pie out of tin makes me queasy ) and now I can’t have gluten I never will, you could tell me they’re the best thing ever created! I'm partial to the Fray Bentos ones too.....always nice and squashy! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: I'm partial to the Fray Bentos ones too.....always nice and squashy! Squashy pie? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Squashy pie? Yeh.....no chewing involved which is how I prefer it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: Yeh.....no chewing involved which is how I prefer it! Oh god Pete are you turning into a toothless old crone? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oh god Pete are you turning into a toothless old crone? I'd lost most of my back teeth before I was 21......I've been squashing my food for years! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: I'd lost most of my back teeth before I was 21......I've been squashing my food for years! What happened to your teeth?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, XTreme said: I'm partial to the Fray Bentos ones too.....always nice and squashy! Perfect for when you take your teeth out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: What happened to your teeth?! He donated them to Ren. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 15 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: What happened to your teeth?! My old girl forced me to take a liquid iron supplement as a kid! It tasted disgusting and made me heave but it was forced down my throat! By the time I'd got in my teens it had rotted a lot of my teeth so they were extracted. Back in those days they extracted teeth brutally for any reason.....the dentists then were mainly ex-Forces WWII types. And after each one was extracted I was bollocked for not looking after my teeth. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 37 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Squashy pie? Just think of a moist gloopy mess.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 10 hours ago, XTreme said: My old girl forced me to take a liquid iron supplement as a kid! It tasted disgusting and made me heave but it was forced down my throat! By the time I'd got in my teens it had rotted a lot of my teeth so they were extracted. Back in those days they extracted teeth brutally for any reason.....the dentists then were mainly ex-Forces WWII types. And after each one was extracted I was bollocked for not looking after my teeth. I’ve more than one brutal dentist horror story from my Pops about that era of dentists. Unfortunately I think the old guy I had when I was very young in the late 70’s was one of them, I still have a dental phobia now. Not a nambypamby I’m a bit anxious type phobia, a full blown sweating before I even leave the house, want to vom, can’t go type phobia. Fortunately all the teeth a he drilled and pulled were milk teeth and I only had my first filling in an adult tooth a few weeks ago. Still nearly didn’t turn up, my first dentist was a monster and also I think a paedo but we won’t get into that! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 31, 2023 Author Share Posted March 31, 2023 8 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’ve more than one brutal dentist horror story from my Pops about that era of dentists. Unfortunately I think the old guy I had when I was very young in the late 70’s was one of them, I still have a dental phobia now. Not a nambypamby I’m a bit anxious type phobia, a full blown sweating before I even leave the house, want to vom phobia, can’t go type phobia. Fortunately all the teeth a he drilled and pulled were milk teeth and I only had my first filling in an adult tooth a few weeks ago. Still nearly didn’t turn up, my first dentist was a monster and also I think a paedo but we won’t get into that! And also in our day there was no fluoride in the water! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 35 minutes ago, XTreme said: And also in our day there was no fluoride in the water! Maybe that’s why you turned gay. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 31, 2023 Author Share Posted March 31, 2023 18 minutes ago, Buckster said: Maybe that’s why you turned gay. Says the single bloke with no bird and a Harley! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Says the single bloke with no bird and a Harley! Did your wife give you permission to post that? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: And also in our day there was no fluoride in the water! There’s no fluoride in Somerset water. It’s never been a nationwide thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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