boboneleg Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Pete hang back, never Yebbut, there may have been a rain cloud or a FPM on the horizon .............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Going to Cardiff the equivalent of Albox for Pete but probably worse to look for a new sofa, God i wish this was an April fools joke. Luckily i didn't have to go into Cardiff as there are four furniture stores over the hill from me in Talbot Green. We visited all four and we have decided on a sofa hopefully that's something i wont have to do for another 18 years but the wife drops another bombshell by saying you will have to paint the living room before the new one arrives another job i hate doing 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 21 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Luckily i didn't have to go into Cardiff as there are four furniture stores over the hill from me in Talbot Green. We visited all four and we have decided on a sofa hopefully that's something i wont have to do for another 18 years but the wife drops another bombshell by saying you will have to paint the living room before the new one arrives another job i hate doing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 1, 2023 Author Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I recon you were waiting in the background to see how it panned out before commenting No......that was when I saw it! It was fucking obvious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 1, 2023 Author Share Posted April 1, 2023 Been watching Ricky Zoom with the grandkids......they're talking bikes! There's a Harley type bike in it.....however it's not calling everybody a greasy kebab-eating cunt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 So I’m not saying I’m sore about falling for Freds April fool but I can say this cheered me just a bit. All the tools etc for the alps trip were delivered today and my son took in what arrived before he left for his lecture. He said the sportsbikeshop stuff was dry but it had hammered down while he was a uni and some parcels were soaking. We ask him to open them up and check for water damage. He dutifully does. But we think the compressor needs checking that its really working, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree…. Hahahaaa 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: So I’m not saying I’m sore about falling for Freds April fool but I can say this cheered me just a bit. All the tools etc for the alps trip were delivered today and my son took in what arrived before he left for his lecture. He said the sportsbikeshop stuff was dry but it had hammered down while he was a uni and some parcels were soaking. We ask him to open them up and check for water damage. He dutifully does. But we think the compressor needs checking it that its working, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree…. Hahahaaa Quite the lungs on him if he managed to make it move 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Mr Slowly said - what is the point in spending decades building complete trust if you then don’t abuse it for a laugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Pedro said: Quite the lungs on him if he managed to make it move No, he said “it’s broken” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 I don’t feel bad, the little bugger said of my poured over Coquilles St Jacques au Provençal - What really? You’re going to eat frog vomit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 i am officially "a bit miffed" this evening. I will admit to being a little overweight ( though I have been the same weight fro the last 10 years), so a couple of years ago I decided to reduce my sugar intake. I basically eliminated sugar form everything I could, tea and coffe, stopped eating stuff that I can't face without adding sugar ( yoghurt, cereal, etc) but changed little else. I had a blood test today and apparently my blood sugar levels are off the scale having skyrocketed since my last blood test a year ago... WTF! I think my wife says I can now only eat salad or raw carrots, with possibly some green beans, but steamed rather than properly cooked... there was a phrase that sprung immediatly to mind... "Fuck...That....Shit" I have now decided to transition, and from now on I identify as a slim healthy person and any one who says otherwise will find themselves in court with a lawsuit for refusing to aknowledge my right to identify as something other than what I was born as. You have been warned! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, MooN said: I have now decided to transition, and from now on I identify as a slim healthy person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 21 minutes ago, MooN said: i am officially "a bit miffed" this evening. I will admit to being a little overweight ( though I have been the same weight fro the last 10 years), so a couple of years ago I decided to reduce my sugar intake. I basically eliminated sugar form everything I could, tea and coffe, stopped eating stuff that I can't face without adding sugar ( yoghurt, cereal, etc) but changed little else. I had a blood test today and apparently my blood sugar levels are off the scale having skyrocketed since my last blood test a year ago... WTF! I think my wife says I can now only eat salad or raw carrots, with possibly some green beans, but steamed rather than properly cooked... there was a phrase that sprung immediatly to mind... "Fuck...That....Shit" I have now decided to transition, and from now on I identify as a slim healthy person and any one who says otherwise will find themselves in court with a lawsuit for refusing to aknowledge my right to identify as something other than what I was born as. You have been warned! hows that then , if you cut out sugar ... @Slowlycatchymonkey opinion please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Just now, Six30 said: hows that then , if you cut out sugar ... That is exacyly my point. Everybody says "Beer"! However I drink less than a beer a week on average so it ain't that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 On 01/04/2023 at 20:43, MooN said: That is exacyly my point. Everybody says "Beer"! However I drink less than a beer a week on average so it ain't that. carbs in food such as Potatoes, bread, rice, pasta, and cereals could be your problem being a type 2 diabetic it's something i should be more knowledgeable about but i'm not Have a read of this https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/carbohydrates/carbohydrates-and-blood-sugar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Luckily i didn't have to go into Cardiff as there are four furniture stores over the hill from me in Talbot Green. We visited all four and we have decided on a sofa hopefully that's something i wont have to do for another 18 years but the wife drops another bombshell by saying you will have to paint the living room before the new one arrives another job i hate doing Will you be shipping your new sofa to Spain ? asking for a friend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 1, 2023 Author Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Will you be shipping your new sofa to Spain ? He should have gone to Poland! They have the best sofas! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 21:33, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki! oh well fucking done .... and thanks for nothing... im now blaming you for my 3 month ban. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Well thats a bummer @MooN Spent a lot of my life ministering diabetics and it’s exhausting because mainly you’re saying things they don't want to hear. Some folk can eat what’s considered an appalling diet and quite simply get away with.. everything. Some folk are as dedicated to a new regime as you could possibly be and still find their natural biology working against them. The hard facts are regardless of biology the test results don’t lie, you can’t show stressors in your blood results if your body can cope with them. So you’re gonna have to make some changes if you don't want to suffer the complications of diabetes. You like your legs, you want to be able to continue using them, you probably like the way your wee willy winky works so don’t compromise your blood flow with dumb ass diabetes. You absolutely don’t have to eat salady shite for the rest of your life BUT you do need to consider the glycemic index of a food, look at some of the cooler glucose monitors out there and TBH losing weight and physical exercise can scare diabetes away for good. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: oh well fucking done .... and thanks for nothing... im now blaming you for my 3 month ban. Yeah well firstly fuck you and secondly VIVA SUZUKI Bob won. Kinda a win win 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yeah well firstly fuck you and secondly VIVA SUZUKI Bob won. Kinda a win win 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: So I’m not saying I’m sore about falling for Freds April fool but I can say this cheered me just a bit. All the tools etc for the alps trip were delivered today and my son took in what arrived before he left for his lecture. He said the sportsbikeshop stuff was dry but it had hammered down while he was a uni and some parcels were soaking. We ask him to open them up and check for water damage. He dutifully does. But we think the compressor needs checking that its really working, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree…. Hahahaaa @Slowlycatchymonkey you’ll like these , some real gems 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Oh you are a gem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oh you are a gem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Well i'm off to bed riding tomorrow 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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