Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Filled up a bit now so lots of witnesses got to be honest it’s fucking awesome takes me back to my late teens, what looked like terrorists and murderers when we we first arrived have turned into the nicest people I have met fucking amazed that everyone speaks great English here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Me and the wife have found a proper metal club it’s the kind of place where they kill you and let your body go cold before raping you had to wade 200 yards through scrubland to get to it reminds me of a hells angels club house of old. If I disappear tell the pigs the last place I was at was Metal Klub Croatia My kind of place! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Earache said: ...and get some sun on those legs fer fucks sake. and put a bag over your head you ugly cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Awesome night the wife thinks we will be up early to do the tourist stuff no fuccking chance 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 12 hours ago, Six30 said: Enjoy your week at work twats Fuckin clip of that man, stereotypical English lout 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Happy Sunday @Six30 I’ve just read something about Spanish residency that might interest you. Residency is not entirely closed if your incomes considered high enough. Theres a thing called a Non-lucrative Visa where if you can show proof of income above a certain threshold you can apply for a residence visa. At the moment this is £23,225 for the main applicant and £5805 for your partner per annum. So you don’t have to go down the Golden visa route (which they are considering scrapping) or invest. Just prove you have an income and would not become a burden to the govt. https://www.healthplanspain.com/blog/expat-tips/1129-non-lucrative-visas-spain.html https://www.healthplanspain.com/blog/expat-tips/1129-non-lucrative-visas-spain.html 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Oh and bonus apparently it then works anywhere in the Schengen area. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 33 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oh and bonus apparently it then works anywhere in the Schengen area. Does that apply to the original Residencies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Them things contagious or something? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 11 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: fucking amazed that everyone speaks great English here Our gift to the world, but are the buggers grateful? Bit worried about the nasty looking knife in your picture! Even more worried about why it is resting on a jar. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, yen_powell said: Our gift to the world, but are the buggers grateful? Bit worried about the nasty looking knife in your picture! Even more worried about why it is resting on a jar. Yes i was thinking that myself for a while. There was a good crowd there later they dimmed the lights by taking the tubes out, the seating was minimal consisting of random chairs wooden beams and milk crates and the beer was a can that ran out quickly and one keg. the wife is feeling it this morning no life in her at all lol 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: the wife is feeling it this morning 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 3 hours ago, XTreme said: Does that apply to the original Residencies? I do not know, my assumption would be yes but the whole system is opaque and even when you know what you’re looking for the information is inconsistent. Even something supposedly straight forward like the applying for the NIE varies from region to region with a distinct flavour of make it up as you go along! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Just having a little read up on Cueta and Melilla. It’s mental that a country rucks up at another continent and says “this bit, this bit is ours” and hundreds of years later I can get a ferry from Spain to.. Spain in what’s really Morocco. But then that’s exactly what Gibraltar is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 @XTreme what was that Franco thing you said I should have a look at? I can’t remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: @XTreme what was that Franco thing you said I should have a look at? I can’t remember! Bombing of Guernica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Bombing of Guernica Oof That wasn’t the usual Sunday morning light read. I’m going to need several cups of tea now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oof That wasn’t the usual Sunday morning light read. I’m going to need several cups of tea now. Apparently after Hitler met Franco he told his people that he never wished to see him again cos he was so fucking awful. Says it all when Hitler thinks you're awful! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 49 minutes ago, XTreme said: Apparently after Hitler met Franco he told his people that he never wished to see him again cos he was so fucking awful. Says it all when Hitler thinks you're awful! Maybe he was a bit too much of mirror for Adolf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Went to have a coffee with a mate in the morning, lasted until midday. Saw a family arriving on motorcycles, parents on a R1200RT and a young guy on a Yamaha 125cc, that was very cool to see. Plenty of dad and daughters out of little sunday morning rides. I liked that. Then home for lunch as it was starting to get properly warm. Now gathering the strength to get up the sofa and clean the house, make the bed again with newly washed linens, and leave it all nice for when I leave in the morning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 I'm back in chez oneleg, I'm bloody knackered. Milan malpensa airport is amazing, it's like a work of art and there are works of art dotted about as well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 Had the grandkids this afternoon! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Our balcony is over looking the pool , I have been on a mission this evening to find some Joke poo to put in it to watch em fish it out in the morning , can’t find none in any of the shops .. bugger . I have one other option to pull this off …. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Six30 said: Our balcony is over looking the pool , I have been on a mission this evening to find some Joke poo to put in it to watch em fish it out in the morning , can’t find none in any of the shops .. bugger . I have one other option to pull this off …. I hope you mean a mars bar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 On 15/04/2023 at 19:00, Six30 said: Enjoy your week at work twats I’m not sure you want to be advertising that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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