XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 9AM this morning we were at the supermarket doing the weekly shop......then the Fat Cunt wobbles in. As usual she totally blanks us. 11AM I get a call from my boy saying that the dull fucker had locked herself out of the house! Quite ironic considering that she refused to give us our son's keys last week because we might let ourselves in uninvited. So we had to drive to Paco's to get the spare keys for her to get in......then he gave us the wrong keys so we had to go back again. Finally we got her into the flat! We're supposed to meet her parents tomorrow morning.......I wanted just the four of us. No Fatty. But apparently she's going to be there with the kids, probably as an insurance that I don't tell her parents the truth in case it might get nasty with the children there. But It ain't over......she's going to be nailed to the fucking wheel. Unfortunately it looks like I might have to wait a bit little longer to do it.......unless something happens to kick it off tomorrow of course! Because the thing is, we don't know what lies she may have told her parents about us! And whether they're coming in with bad intentions! So watch this space! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 26 minutes ago, XTreme said: 9AM this morning we were at the supermarket doing the weekly shop......then the Fat Cunt wobbles in. As usual she totally blanks us. 11AM I get a call from my boy saying that the dull fucker had locked herself out of the house! Quite ironic considering that she refused to give us our son's keys last week because we might let ourselves in uninvited. So we had to drive to Paco's to get the spare keys for her to get in......then he gave us the wrong keys so we had to go back again. Finally we got her into the flat! We're supposed to meet her parents tomorrow morning.......I wanted just the four of us. No Fatty. But apparently she's going to be there with the kids, probably as an insurance that I don't tell her parents the truth in case it might get nasty with the children there. But It ain't over......she's going to be nailed to the fucking wheel. Unfortunately it looks like I might have to wait a bit little longer to do it.......unless something happens to kick it off tomorrow of course! Because the thing is, we don't know what lies she may have told her parents about us! And whether they're coming in with bad intentions! So watch this space! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 54 minutes ago, Buckster said: It all finishes tomorrow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 2 hours ago, XTreme said: We're supposed to meet her parents tomorrow morning...... Seems to me they might be in the same boat as you, trying to offload her but tied into the drama. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 Just beat her parents up in front of her … don’t even say hello to em , just get your mrs to fly in with a couple of quick head butts and when they hit the floor you run in and start kicking em in the face 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Six30 said: Just beat her parents up in front of her … don’t even say hello to em , just get your mrs to fly in with a couple of quick head butts and when they hit the floor you run in and start kicking em in the face You watched a Tarantino film yesterday? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 19 minutes ago, Six30 said: Just beat her parents up in front of her … don’t even say hello to em , just get your mrs to fly in with a couple of quick head butts and when they hit the floor you run in and start kicking em in the face Or an aluminum baseball bat to the shins - gives that really nice "pting!" sound. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 41 minutes ago, Pedro said: Seems to me they might be in the same boat as you, trying to offload her but tied into the drama. Well once they've left tomorrow they're on their own! We estimate that we've forked out between 5 and 6K on them in the last year! I could have got a CRF300L or two private Hernia repairs for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 Talking of Psychos......look at this one! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 49 minutes ago, Skippy said: Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm not going to say I told you so but ................... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 31 minutes ago, Skippy said: Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally. I told you not to get it! I've seen enough examples of fucked up old bikes due to Lazy Dago ownership. They don't look after bikes the way we do! I remember back around 2006/7 I was talking to a guy in a petrol station who had a CB250......he'd bought it new about 10 years before. The thing had done about 20k kms, the chain was bone dry and hanging, so I asked him when he'd changed the oil last. He looked at me confused and said the bike had oil in it when it was new and you could still see it in the oil window......so why would he want to change it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: I told you not to get it! I've seen enough examples of fucked up old bikes due to Lazy Dago ownership. They don't look after bikes the way we do! I remember back around 2006/7 I was talking to a guy in a petrol station who had a CB250......he'd bought it new about 10 years before. The thing had done about 20k kms, the chain was bone dry and hanging, so I asked him when he'd changed the oil last. He looked at me confused and said the bike had oil in it when it was new and you could still see it in the oil window......so why would he want to change it? Probably still going, so he's right 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Skippy said: Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally. I bloody love my dominator but that fuckin carb is going to meet a hammer soon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Pedro said: You watched a Tarantino film yesterday? no , but i have started watching this... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 22 hours ago, boboneleg said: We had this behemoth in today, when you’re sat on it the tank is almost as wide as the handlebars like the ducati, never seen one in that colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 4 hours ago, XTreme said: Well once they've left tomorrow they're on their own! We estimate that we've forked out between 5 and 6K on them in the last year! I could have got a CRF300L or two private Hernia repairs for that. I wanted to use the funny emoji but it's just as sad as it is funny, i know it's your family Pete but i have to say this fucking freeloading twats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: I bloody love my dominator but that fuckin carb is going to meet a hammer soon. Best thing i done was ditch the CV carb on mine for a flat slide, plus you get a nice whistle from the throttle slide as you pull away now sounds cool. Only down side is i bought the carb throttle and cable all together and i have no idea what throttle cable will fit it as a replacement when it finally goes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I wanted to use the funny emoji but it's just as sad as it is funny, i know it's your family Pete but i have to say this fucking freeloading twats I know what you mean Fred! After a year we're €6K down, suffered continual abuse (and our son didn't say a word), got our car door damaged, were given Covid, and then that fucking flu that caused my Hernia. Complete kick in the teeth really! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 10 minutes ago, XTreme said: I know what you mean Fred! After a year we're €6K down, suffered continual abuse (and our son didn't say a word), got our car door damaged, were given Covid, and then that fucking flu that caused my Hernia. Complete kick in the teeth really! You can't count the flu and covid as every grandad can't stay away but totally agree with Fred on the other. My brother let the rope out with his kids and it winds me up big time the way they treat him. I'm not saying this is your doing Pete but if you're not around other influences soon take over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: I know what you mean Fred! After a year we're €6K down, suffered continual abuse (and our son didn't say a word), got our car door damaged, were given Covid, and then that fucking flu that caused my Hernia. Complete kick in the teeth really! Seen this on a Facebook group and thought this might cheer you up Pete i know how much you liked your BM LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2023 Author Share Posted May 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Seen this on a Facebook group and thought this might cheer you up Pete i know how much you liked your BM LOL I was going through that this time last year! But at least I got all my money back! That poor fucker is going to lose a mint part-exing that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: I was going through that this time last year! But at least I got all my money back! That poor fucker is going to lose a mint part-exing that! Especially after posting it's faults all over face book 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 4, 2023 Author Share Posted May 4, 2023 Waiting for a call to meet the Poles! Or will they leg it out of the town instead of fronting us? If they do leg it then we won't have been given the chance to say goodbye to the boys. I'll be really pissed off......but the wife will go fucking apeshit if that happens! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Waiting for a call to meet the Poles! Or will they leg it out of the town instead of fronting us? If they do leg it then we won't have been given the chance to say goodbye to the boys. I'll be really pissed off......but the wife will go fucking apeshit if that happens! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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