Jump to content

Your Day Today!


XTreme

Recommended Posts

  On 20/06/2023 at 12:35, Catteeclan said:

Just been outside fitting discs and pads to a convertible golf, looks like a skip with the roof down.
Rain was forcast at 12, got here at 11 so I got soaked. It was supposed to last 3 hours or so but stopped about 3 mins after I'd finished. 

Expand  

You should have painted the wheels while they were on the car, I can guarantee it wouldn't have rained on you ............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what you say @Six30  ?

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 20/06/2023 at 15:38, yen_powell said:

Sessional Life Model

Life Drawing Models

We are seeking to recruit to our pool of life models up to 3 persons who reflect our diverse community in the London Borough of xxxxx, to support our courses that use observational drawing or painting for our Life/Figure Drawing or Art courses held at Idea Store Learning. 

The successful candidate will be comfortable posing clothed or unclothed.  You should be able to hold short and longer sustained poses. 

Classes normally run for 2 – 3 hours which include short breaks. Classes are held usually during term time only, they are currently scheduled on a Friday morning although may be scheduled during the daytime, evenings or weekends as agreed.  

It is preferable that you will have previous experience of professional life modelling. You must be prompt and reliable in attending sessions. You will also be able to work effectively with management and a team of tutors.

Please note the post is dependent on a successful DBS check.

We welcome applicants interested in flexible working arrangements and also applicants who live in the borough.

Expand  

What a crock of shit,  £19.50 an hour ???  Thank f*ck I don't live in London :wank4az:

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 11:33, XTreme said:

What's happening?

Expand  

What?..where?....who?

Me 🤔 cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat 😔 see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 11:47, Clive said:

What?..where?....who?

Me 🤔 cutting the grass and charging the scoots battery, it is almost totally flat 😔 see if Halfords finest bike battery charger can rescue it.

Expand  

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910.

I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 12:24, XTreme said:

Had my highest Pension Monday......€910.

I'm obviously doing a very good job as a Pensioner!

Expand  

I am not sure what I get 🤔 my wife spends it on bills as soon as its in the bank. 😂 

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 12:35, Skippy said:

Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

Expand  

It's warm here......but we had more rain last night and this morning.

But from tomorrow on it's just heat!

Decided what you're getting next Ray?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 13:51, XTreme said:

It's warm here......but we had more rain last night and this morning.

But from tomorrow on it's just heat!

Decided what you're getting next Ray?

Expand  

An erection hopefully 🤣

No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

  • Sad 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:25, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

Expand  

Oh fuck......I hate to say it, but that's getting into Fatty territory.

  • Sad 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:25, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

Expand  

You might want to edit that before someone quotes it, just in case you do.

Cringe Reaction GIF

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:25, busabeast said:

Why the fuck does my fucking wife think her life is so fucking bad....she stays at home to bring up the sprog who more often than not she's shouting at or telling her off or telling her she's had enough of her.... and she wonders why she doesn't listen to her..... the mind boggles!!

So tonight I reigned her in abit because she was berating her for not listening so I told her to wind it back a touch and the wife went off it saying oh so long as me and skye are happy who cares about her.... she's off her fucking head im sure of if.

Having a go at me because skye actually listens to me when I speak to her.... well go figure it could be because I talk to her like she's a fucking human being and not an inconvenience.... could have something to do with it.

She was on about divorcing me and putting skye in an orphanage.......what the fuck, I could fucking kill her right now

Expand  

That's shit. 

She's clearly unhappy at the moment. 

If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:36, Marcel said:

I think it's the zukini..sell that piece of wing Wong crap and get yourself a proper bike...you're sex life will thank me in the end..

Expand  

I don’t think anal sex with snow mobile riders is going to help him.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:41, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

That's shit. 

She's clearly unhappy at the moment. 

If that's a permanent state of affairs she might need professional help to help her figure out what's going on. 

Expand  

Like a hit man.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  On 21/06/2023 at 18:44, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Not a lot of satisfaction in that and I'm sorry to say bad guys don't stop at murder, they also love a bit of extortion so best avoid that route. 

Expand  

It’s all I could think of when you said “professional “.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Privacy Policy