Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, Tango said: And look at the fine selection of MPs Somerset boasts! As thick as pet food! Ah the appearance of incompetence whilst stuffing your pockets from the taxpayers pocket. They're good at that. John Penrose (oily milksop) is married to Dido Harding who in-spite of overseeing corperate disasters in multiple companies can only fail up. Johnson and his cronies handed her for 37 billion for the track n trace shambles after which she was rewarded by being unlawfully put in charge of the NHS. I've met them a couple of times, they are not thick, just foul contemptuous pieces of shite, eye's darting around like heroin addicts looking for their next score, except it's not drugs, it's who's got money. So repellent I don't have adequate vocabulary to describe them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 30 minutes ago, XTreme said: Yes.....NE Somerset voted for the Haunted Victorian Pencil! The people there retarded or what? As retarded as the majority of the population who repeatedly vote for their team regardless of what they've done rather than hold whichever sleaze bags are in office to account. Although you do have to have hold right wing voting West Country people in the poorest rural areas of the country with a special regard, they'd vote for a cat's anus if it had a blue ribbon on it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 hours ago, busabeast said: I meant Swansea you twat I know you're not from the better end of Wales It's fucking terrible isn't it, you have to coach him through every comment he doesn't even know what year it is half the time 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 25 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: It's fucking terrible isn't it, you have to coach him through every comment he doesn't even know what year it is half the time which proves eating pet food is no good for humans .... you might like the taste of it @XTreme .... but enough now 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 32 minutes ago, Six30 said: which proves eating pet food is no good for humans .... you might like the taste of it @XTreme .... but enough now Do you remember donkeys years ago there was a 'Dispatches' documentary about condemned meat used for pet food getting back into the food chain via a dodgy butcher? The posh school they featured who had been buying it for school meals was where Mr Slowly was at school at the time, he said running to the loo was an everyday occurrence 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 That's the First aid training over, i can now give the kiss of life instead of the kiss of death please form an orderly queue women and children first 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 Working continuously since 8AM! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I can now give the kiss of life instead of the kiss of death, please form an orderly queue, children first You didn't really think that sentence through did you? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Just now, XTreme said: Working continuously since 8AM! Done very little continually since 8AM Made a curry, watched tele, drank tea, couldn't even be arsed to wander around the corner and pick up some parcels, might have a glass of wine now... it's been murder 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Working continuously since 8AM! You will have to keep at it to keep fatty fed, she will eat two more spuds than a starving pig LOL 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, yen_powell said: You didn't really think that sentence through did you? You just over thinked it, saving lives i am not what your dirty mind is imagining 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Working on a customer car today... It had a sticker on the fender... GRASS.. Gaz or ass... She was cute... I almost asked her how she wanted to pay... Grass.. Gaz or ass... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 @XTreme how is kilo pronounced in southern Spain? I reckon it's keelo or maybe keeyo, but I reckon keelo? Something is off about the way I'm asking... possibly the confusing brown eyes and hair n pasty white skin I have say they're always absolutely lovely once I apologise for my bad Spanish but I wouldn't mind saying it right the first time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 well with my new job, at least I know I'll always be able to get home if it snows... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: @XTreme how is kilo pronounced in southern Spain? I reckon it's keelo or maybe keeyo, but I reckon keelo? Something is off about the way I'm asking... possibly the confusing brown eyes and hair n pasty white skin I have say they're always absolutely lovely once I apologise for my bad Spanish but I wouldn't mind saying it right the first time! Keelo.....as we say it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, MooN said: well with my new job, at least I know I'll always be able to get home if it snows... Looks Chinese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Buckster said: Looks Chinese. Taiwanese that one. believe it or not thay are head and shoulders above the chinese in the quality stakes, more professional and easier to deal with too, but then my experience is still very limited in this domaine 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 33 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: @XTreme how is kilo pronounced in southern Spain? I reckon it's keelo or maybe keeyo, but I reckon keelo? Something is off about the way I'm asking... possibly the confusing brown eyes and hair n pasty white skin I have say they're always absolutely lovely once I apologise for my bad Spanish but I wouldn't mind saying it right the first time! Try saying Kilogram instead of just Kilo, that might help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, yen_powell said: Try saying Kilogram instead of just Kilo, that might help. Been there done that 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 30 minutes ago, MooN said: well with my new job, at least I know I'll always be able to get home if it snows... Can't zoom the pic enough to see the manufacturer... What is it? They are selling cf moto qwads like pancakes around here...surpriselly enough with good revues.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Looks like BLADE TGB looks like a good bit of kit though 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 42 minutes ago, MooN said: well with my new job, at least I know I'll always be able to get home if it snows... So what exactly do you do now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Marcel said: Working on a customer car today... It had a sticker on the fender... GRASS.. Gaz or ass... She was cute... I almost asked her how she wanted to pay... Grass.. Gaz or ass... You'd have had a lawsuit opened against you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: That's the First aid training over, i can now give the kiss of life instead of the kiss of death please form an orderly queue children first You asked for it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Working continuously since 8AM! Retirement is going well then pete.... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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