busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Well i have a very poorly jag.... the fuel gauge has been playing silly buggers for a while now its been reading zero fuel for the past week even though the car has over half a tank, now the dreaded missfire and cutting out keeps happening, only started that this morning though. allegedly taking out the sender and giving it a good clean and cleaning up a 5 pin connector will bring it back to life.... well i know what im doing on bank holiday Monday.... rest of the time I'll be using the bike for work 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 hours ago, XTreme said: Had to leg it to the bog soon as I got up........my fucking vaginal Tsunami arrived after my operation the other week! Can't risk going anywhere today in case there's another wave coming! It's embarrassing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, busabeast said: Haven't been active much lately ..did I miss something? Pete got the surgery and someone messed up the paperwork and they made him a vagina ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Marcel said: Haven't been active much lately ..did I miss something? Pete got the surgery and someone messed up the paperwork and they made him a vagina ? He has been a fanny for years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: No i'm probably getting under the marmite wagon to finish the gearbox job off. At the risk of sounding a bit like Pete for the last month I've had an issue with my left arm, started with a pain in the shoulder and then over the weeks has moved to the back of my bicep and then onto the forearm and back to the shoulder and keeps moving about, but no issue with using the arm other than whenever i change what i'm doing like sitting to standing, driving, laying in bed or getting out i get bad pins and needles from the elbow to the tip of my fingers. And for the last few weeks the tip of my forefinger has been numb. Not sure what will happen when i get on the bike may have a go later today if i get the car done. Sounds like a nerve problem, we're all starting to fall apart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: He has been a fanny for years. Only now it's a permanent non refundable type 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Just now, boboneleg said: Sounds like a nerve problem, we're all starting to fall apart Speak for yourself mate I feel fit as a butchers dog after playing rugby yesterday which I didn't expect 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Marcel said: Haven't been active much lately ..did I miss something? Pete got the surgery and someone messed up the paperwork and they made him a vagina ? You've missed many things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Just now, busabeast said: Speak for yourself mate I feel fit as a butchers dog after playing rugby yesterday which I didn't expect Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around. Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker .............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around. Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker .............. Graham rowntree was a loosehead prop though. A position im well versed at playing in. In all fairness I got around the park alot more than had I been playing prop, caused a few fights that is mandatory and generally smashed my opposite hooker in to submission 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 16 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around. Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker .............. Now there's a hooker for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 20, 2023 Author Share Posted August 20, 2023 You've gone a bit quiet @boboneleg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 I was hoping that you'd miss the fact that he's a prop ....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: You've gone a bit quiet @boboneleg I have just phoned the mayor of Huescar to inform him that you are a fake Welshman and that your real name is Windsor. Expect a knock on your door in the next five minutes............... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Funny thing, when someone here in Portugal thinks of smashing a hooker it means something else altogether. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 54 minutes ago, Pedro said: Funny thing, when someone here in Portugal thinks of smashing a hooker it means something else altogether. Yep, I think @busabeast qualifies on both counts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: You've gone a bit quiet @boboneleg To be fair Spain were the better team, they deserved to win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 21 minutes ago, boboneleg said: To be fair Spain were the better team, they deserved to win. What games this then? Cribbage? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, boboneleg said: To be fair Spain were the better team, they deserved to win. i watched the last 15... england was shite , giving ball away , bad passing and not one of em got their tits out . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, Six30 said: and not one of em got their tits out . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 @Sir Fallsalot Fred, do you know what the seat height of your X-Trainer is , and is it a 250 or 300cc ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, boboneleg said: getting your tits out for the boys is hardly a sex pervert ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Six30 said: i watched the last 15... england was shite , giving ball away , bad passing and not one of em got their tits out . I watched 15 mins of the 1st half, and that was my interpretation of the game, kept loosing (or giving away) possession... Thought then.....they are gonna loose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: I watched 15 mins of the 1st half, and that was my interpretation of the game, kept loosing (or giving away) possession... Thought then.....they are gonna loose. A very fair assesment of the game @Clive without having to resort to wanting them to get their tits out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 24 minutes ago, boboneleg said: @Sir Fallsalot Fred, do you know what the seat height of your X-Trainer is , and is it a 250 or 300cc ? Its a 300 never seen a 250 although i do know they exist, the seat height is 910mm but because its narrow it seems lower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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