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[busabeast]

21 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Not an assumption......we've already talked about it! And his wife is a lovely girl who has elderly parents as well......77 and 69. She's very family oriented.

Obviously I'm assuming that I check out first based on the fact that I'm nearly 8 years older than her. Plus, women live longer than men. However.....her family's medical history is not as good as my family's. Lot of cancer her side, none on mine.

The wife has always said I'd outlive her, and after all these years (besides my Hernia) I'm still in pretty good shape for my age. Whereas she's had health issues for over 10 years now. But I've told her that should I be the last one standing I'll be staying here!

Sounds a bit morbid but at our stage of life we have to have those conversations.

 

Well it is always something to be spoken about, possibly even more so given you're effectively on you're own and not getting any younger so should the inevitable happen you know what will happen to the survivor

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Yer death plans are quite an interesting topic. One Brits shy away from lest something unbearable like an emotion might surface, heaven forbid

We've told my boys to spend as little as humanely possible on cremation, keep the ashes til they have both parents crusty remains, mix them up in a tuppaware and without asking permission from anyone go and throw them (after checking the wind direction ) off the edge of Burgh Island into the sea.

Should I become infirm or suffer dementia etc they are under strict instructions to not provide my care, I'd prefer a professional to do that, well meaning relatives are all well and good in theory but they're are often shit carers so a nice care home for me, and I mean nice, the sort thats like a hotel but with one caveat, they put hidden webcams in my room so they can check up sneaky style that the staff are nice!

[Clive]

Me and my wife are having the cheap cremation, just from place of death to the local crem,  and ashes returned to family in a polythene bag.

Hope it don't happen anytime soon as our kids have made us dip into the fund.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

4 minutes ago, Clive said:

Hope it don't happen anytime soon as our kids have made us dip into the fund.

You waaa? You've had to spend your death fund on your kids already?

[Clive]

We have saved for several years, we have got the money for a funeral for me and my wife.

But daughter wants £1100 for her Pugshite  gearbox repairs next week, and non working son has sent his partner round for more money for food, so they owe us £300 when she gets paid, bleeding kids. 

[XTreme]

8 minutes ago, Clive said:

We have saved for several years, we have got the money for a funeral for me and my wife.

But daughter wants £1100 for her Pugshite  gearbox repairs next week, and non working son has sent his partner round for more money for food, so they owe us £300 when she gets paid, bleeding kids. 

We"re paying for the grandkids school books next week. Probably about €350-400.

[Clive]

Our daughter will pay us back over 3 months, non working son asking for a loan is a monthly ongoing thing, every month they run out of food money, time he got his arse to work, but its been nearly 20 years since he worked, at 43 he is getting too old to change his ways.  

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Fuck that. 

Really just fuck that. 

But also yer I get it

Why is he the way he is @Clive?

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

22 minutes ago, XTreme said:

We"re paying for the grandkids school books next week. Probably about €350-400.

Yours is IMO a bit different. For whatever reason he's damaged goods who shacked up with a nutjob and bred with her before he realised what was going on (men and their dicks, it happens) and now doesn't have the wherewithal to get himself out of the situation. Thats just sad.

[Clive]

We cannot fathom him out, both me, my wife and daughter (she works all hours, nights/weekends) have always worked since leaving school, my wife had to finish work early with her buggered knees, but our son  

Son...He did have a Well paid job steel erecting, but he just walked out one day (20 years ago) and has never worked since.

He does not even sign on.....wasted the best years of his life.

 

[Six30]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Not an assumption......we've already talked about it! And his wife is a lovely girl who has elderly parents as well......77 and 69. She's very family oriented.

Obviously I'm assuming that I check out first based on the fact that I'm nearly 8 years older than her. Plus, women live longer than men. However.....her family's medical history is not as good as my family's. Lot of cancer her side, none on mine.

The wife has always said I'd outlive her, and after all these years (besides my Hernia) I'm still in pretty good shape for my age. Whereas she's had health issues for over 10 years now. But I've told her that should I be the last one standing I'll be staying here!

Sounds a bit morbid but at our stage of life we have to have those conversations.

 

I could fly over and finish you with a cushion over your face … quick quite and easy 

[Sir Fallsalot]

14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Yours is IMO a bit different. For whatever reason he's damaged goods who shacked up with a nutjob and bred with her before he realised what was going on (men and their dicks, it happens) and now doesn't have the wherewithal to get himself out of the situation. Thats just sad.

It's hard to resist women with their cavern of magical delights 

[XTreme]

11 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Yours is IMO a bit different. For whatever reason he's damaged goods who shacked up with a nutjob and bred with her before he realised what was going on (men and their dicks, it happens) and now doesn't have the wherewithal to get himself out of the situation. Thats just sad.

Nail on the head Caroline!

He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known!

If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30?

And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! 

I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga!

[XTreme]

12 minutes ago, Clive said:

We cannot fathom him out, both me, my wife and daughter (she works all hours, nights/weekends) have always worked since leaving school, my wife had to finish work early with her buggered knees, but our son  

Son...He did have a Well paid job steel erecting, but he just walked out one day (20 years ago) and has never worked since.

He does not even sign on.....wasted the best years of his life.

 

He won't get no Pension Clive!

[Six30]

We are going to get frozen … few years they will have the technology to  defrost us and we will live again 

[Sir Fallsalot]

1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Yer death plans are quite an interesting topic. One Brits shy away from lest something unbearable like an emotion might surface, heaven forbid

We've told my boys to spend as little as humanely possible on cremation, keep the ashes til they have both parents crusty remains, mix them up in a tuppaware and without asking permission from anyone go and throw them (after checking the wind direction ) off the edge of Burgh Island into the sea.

Should I become infirm or suffer dementia etc they are under strict instructions to not provide my care, I'd prefer a professional to do that, well meaning relatives are all well and good in theory but they're are often shit carers so a nice care home for me, and I mean nice, the sort thats like a hotel but with one caveat, they put hidden webcams in my room so they can check up sneaky style that the staff are nice!

I believe once your dead that's it there is nothing else so told the wife i don't care what she does with my body when i die, preferably i'd like my body to be thrown in a hedge and left to decompose naturally but that's not allowed so as an alternative if i'm cremated i said just flush me down the toilet.

[XTreme]

11 minutes ago, Six30 said:

I could fly over and finish you with a cushion over your face … quick quite and easy 

You ain't got the balls to show your face here! That's been well-proven!

[Six30]

Just now, XTreme said:

You ain't got the balls to show your face here! That's been well-proven!

@busabeast you seen this shit , the excuses he made when we said we was coming … it’s to hot .. I got a hernia , my bikes dirty ..

[XTreme]

Just now, Six30 said:

@busabeast you seen this shit , the excuses he made when we said we was coming … it’s to hot .. I got a hernia , my bikes dirty ..

I told you to come over! And of course you did eventually.......to the other side of Spain.

And you won't even give the location.

[Sir Fallsalot]

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

He won't get no Pension Clive!

Unfortunately it's people like him that will probably be ok when he reaches pension age. My mother in-law is a widower and said she wishes she didn't have her husbands pension because it pushes her income just above the amount where she would be entitled to additional benefits, she has to watch people she knows who haven't worked a day in their lives get hand outs she's not entitled to making them financially better off than her. 

[XTreme]

Just now, Sir Fallsalot said:

Unfortunately it's people like him that will probably be ok when he reaches pension age. My mother in-law is a widower and said she wishes she didn't have her husbands pension because it pushes her income just above the amount where she would be entitled to additional benefits, she has to watch people she knows who haven't worked a day in their lives get hand outs she's not entitled to making them financially better off than her. 

So they still give you money if you got no Pension?

[Sir Fallsalot]

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

So they still give you money if you got no Pension?

Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something or you make something up so you can claim like the lazy bitch living next door to me

[Clive]

1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something

Our elderly neighbour (shuffled off now) hardly ever worked, after her husband passes away she was able to make a claim for pension credits, she use to say that she had never been so well off.

[XTreme]

1 minute ago, Clive said:

Our elderly neighbour (shuffled off now) hardly ever worked, after her husband passes away she was able to make a claim for pension credits, she use to say that she had never been so well off.

Fucking hell! What am I working for? I better get back there and get me some of this free shit!

[Clive]

As I have said before, there 6 bungalows here, 5 of the occupiers know how to work the system, Mobility car each, one other owns 2 newish caravans that he let's out (Skeggy ) 3 of the households have either not worked for quite a while, or at all. The youngest couple (50,s) manage to go to the Canaries at least twice a year, what do I get .....a fucking bus pass.