XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, Clive said: We cannot fathom him out, both me, my wife and daughter (she works all hours, nights/weekends) have always worked since leaving school, my wife had to finish work early with her buggered knees, but our son Son...He did have a Well paid job steel erecting, but he just walked out one day (20 years ago) and has never worked since. He does not even sign on.....wasted the best years of his life. He won't get no Pension Clive! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 We are going to get frozen … few years they will have the technology to defrost us and we will live again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yer death plans are quite an interesting topic. One Brits shy away from lest something unbearable like an emotion might surface, heaven forbid We've told my boys to spend as little as humanely possible on cremation, keep the ashes til they have both parents crusty remains, mix them up in a tuppaware and without asking permission from anyone go and throw them (after checking the wind direction ) off the edge of Burgh Island into the sea. Should I become infirm or suffer dementia etc they are under strict instructions to not provide my care, I'd prefer a professional to do that, well meaning relatives are all well and good in theory but they're are often shit carers so a nice care home for me, and I mean nice, the sort thats like a hotel but with one caveat, they put hidden webcams in my room so they can check up sneaky style that the staff are nice! I believe once your dead that's it there is nothing else so told the wife i don't care what she does with my body when i die, preferably i'd like my body to be thrown in a hedge and left to decompose naturally but that's not allowed so as an alternative if i'm cremated i said just flush me down the toilet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Six30 said: I could fly over and finish you with a cushion over your face … quick quite and easy You ain't got the balls to show your face here! That's been well-proven! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: You ain't got the balls to show your face here! That's been well-proven! @busabeast you seen this shit , the excuses he made when we said we was coming … it’s to hot .. I got a hernia , my bikes dirty .. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 Just now, Six30 said: @busabeast you seen this shit , the excuses he made when we said we was coming … it’s to hot .. I got a hernia , my bikes dirty .. I told you to come over! And of course you did eventually.......to the other side of Spain. And you won't even give the location. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: He won't get no Pension Clive! Unfortunately it's people like him that will probably be ok when he reaches pension age. My mother in-law is a widower and said she wishes she didn't have her husbands pension because it pushes her income just above the amount where she would be entitled to additional benefits, she has to watch people she knows who haven't worked a day in their lives get hand outs she's not entitled to making them financially better off than her. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: Unfortunately it's people like him that will probably be ok when he reaches pension age. My mother in-law is a widower and said she wishes she didn't have her husbands pension because it pushes her income just above the amount where she would be entitled to additional benefits, she has to watch people she knows who haven't worked a day in their lives get hand outs she's not entitled to making them financially better off than her. So they still give you money if you got no Pension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: So they still give you money if you got no Pension? Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something or you make something up so you can claim like the lazy bitch living next door to me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something Our elderly neighbour (shuffled off now) hardly ever worked, after her husband passes away she was able to make a claim for pension credits, she use to say that she had never been so well off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Clive said: Our elderly neighbour (shuffled off now) hardly ever worked, after her husband passes away she was able to make a claim for pension credits, she use to say that she had never been so well off. Fucking hell! What am I working for? I better get back there and get me some of this free shit! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 As I have said before, there 6 bungalows here, 5 of the occupiers know how to work the system, Mobility car each, one other owns 2 newish caravans that he let's out (Skeggy ) 3 of the households have either not worked for quite a while, or at all. The youngest couple (50,s) manage to go to the Canaries at least twice a year, what do I get .....a fucking bus pass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Fucking hell! What am I working for? I better get back there and get me some of this free shit! I know a couple of people that emigrated years ago that have returned for similar reasons the one moved to Canada over 20 years ago the reasons for leaving were this country is fucked and he returned last year funny enough his reasons for coming back were Canada is fucked LOL but i found out the real reason is he has health issues and has come back for the NHS. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Yes they cant leave you to die they have to give you something or you make something up so you can claim like the lazy bitch living next door to me Is her name Alice? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I know a couple of people that emigrated years ago that have returned for similar reasons the one moved to Canada over 20 years ago the reasons for leaving were this country is fucked and he returned last year funny enough his reasons for coming back were Canada is fucked LOL but i found out the real reason is he has health issues and has come back for the NHS. Is it a paying system like the US then? Thing is, if he's an OAP he could get an S1 form from the Social to get his healthcare covered in Spain. And maybe in other European countries. But Canada and US he's fucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 33 minutes ago, XTreme said: Nail on the head Caroline! He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known! If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30? And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! Hmmm Spanish girls dark hair and eyes i'm home alone i have some googling to do lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, Clive said: As I have said before, there 6 bungalows here, 5 of the occupiers know how to work the system, Mobility car each, one other owns 2 newish caravans that he let's out (Skeggy ) 3 of the households have either not worked for quite a while, or at all. The youngest couple (50,s) manage to go to the Canaries at least twice a year, what do I get .....a fucking bus pass. And me still working so I'm not in your position Clive! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 38 minutes ago, XTreme said: Nail on the head Caroline! He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known! If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30? And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! It’s fucking Niagra falls with me out here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Is it a paying system like the US then? Thing is, if he's an OAP he could get an S1 form from the Social to get his healthcare covered in Spain. And maybe in other European countries. But Canada and US he's fucked! Not sure how it works in Canada but a few weeks after his return he had his leg amputated below the knee. I think he's around 60 years old 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Not sure how it works in Canada but a few weeks after his return he had his leg amputated below the knee. I think he's around 60 years old Yeh.......came back for the op! He can't be paying into the system there in Canada then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Just now, XTreme said: Yeh.......came back for the op then? He can't be paying into the system there in Canada then? He's a fucking twat when he left this country he had a logistics company go bust leaving all his staff unpaid as well as a massive tax bill but we found out later he had over 30K in his pocket enough to go to Canada as an entrepreneur and we also found out the tax man caught up with him about 5 years later 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Hmmm Spanish girls dark hair and eyes i'm home alone i have some googling to do lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga! That’s not an image I really want in my head on a Sunday night. ……………mind you I’d have been the same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 Just now, Skippy said: That’s not an image I really want in my head on a Sunday night. ……………mind you I’d have been the same You gotta say that most of the Spanish birds really look the part! Attractive, feminine, Mediterranean style.......and not cheap and smutty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, XTreme said: I've had a few beers and after watching that i want to go clubbing and not the clubbing marcel likes LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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