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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Got the new mobile set up so I tested the camera when we went to feed the horses.

Pics seem a lot sharper than the old one, and the colours are more vivid!

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Got the new mobile set up so I tested the camera when we went to feed the horses.

Pics seem a lot sharper than the old one, and the colours are more vivid!

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See this @Sir Fallsalot? New phone comes equipped with fotoshop, that or the sky is suddenly more blue and the trees greener.

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Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android.

One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me.

So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! :classic_laugh:

"Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. 

Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. 

I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it."

What you reckon @zzzak?

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20 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android.

One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me.

So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! :classic_laugh:

"Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. 

Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. 

I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it."

What you reckon @zzzak?

The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party.

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28 minutes ago, Pedro said:

The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party.

This is coming from Google not Honor (Huawei).

They track everything......when I went in the hardware shop in Baza on Friday they sent me a popup telling me when I last visited that shop!

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18 minutes ago, XTreme said:

This is coming from Google not Honor (Huawei).

They track everything......when I went in the hardware shop in Baza on Friday they sent me a popup telling me when I last visited that shop!

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2 hours ago, Pedro said:

The Chinese will now know all about your plans for the future. Might as well start sending a regular cheque to the Party.

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17 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Hates the English , uses English character memes 

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That is a British TV show!

Do you understand the difference between English and British.......or do you think they are the same thing?

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14 minutes ago, XTreme said:

That is a British TV show!

Do you understand the difference between English and British.......or do you think they are the same thing?

British when it suits it is then …

Blakey is English it is set in England , you hate the English oh the irony 

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36 minutes ago, Six30 said:

British when it suits it is then …

Blakey is English it is set in England , you hate the English oh the irony 

On the Buses On the Buses is a British television sitcom that was broadcast on ITV 

You illiterate Gammons are always going on about "Two World Wars and one World Cup".

So was England at war with Germany?

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51 minutes ago, XTreme said:

On the Buses On the Buses is a British television sitcom that was broadcast on ITV 

You illiterate Gammons are always going on about "Two World Wars and one World Cup".

So was England at war with Germany?

Racist

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11 hours ago, XTreme said:

Just getting used to this new phone cos it's a later version of Android.

One thing was annoying me though......every time I hit the side button to shut down, I'd get a popup saying the Google Assistant is ready to help me.

So I did a search and found that others had the same problem. One guy was in a real bad way because of it! :classic_laugh:

"Google Assistant is Turned OFF. I don't want to turn it on. 

Problem: When I hold the play button on my headphones, google assistant creates a notification showing how to turn itself on. If I ignore this prompt and later on press and hold the play button again Google Assistant Suggests (with a voice) that when it is safe, I should turn on Google Assistant. 

I don't want google assistant to do anything when I press and hold the play button. It is giving me cancer and I want to kill myself when I hear it."

What you reckon @zzzak?

Try that, if it doesn't work hit it with a hammer.

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Great news today from Poland! 

The far right government are out out on it's arse......and along with that, any plans to break away from the EU (who've given them billions over the years). Poles love to bite the hand that feeds them!

And that is bad news for Fatty!

The thing is, if they had left, then Fatty and the boys could not have stayed in Spain without getting residency. And she refuses to get them residency.

Because when she came here she told my boy that she wanted to live in a big city (now she is) and he had to get a well paid job (and he has).

Her last hope of getting back to Death Camp Central was losing EU citizenship........but that's now been taken away. 

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48 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Great news today from Poland! 

The far right government are out out on it's arse......and along with that, any plans to break away from the EU (who've given them billions over the years). Poles love to bite the hand that feeds them!

And that is bad news for Fatty!

The thing is, if they had left, then Fatty and the boys could not have stayed in Spain without getting residency. And she refuses to get them residency.

Because when she came here she told my boy that she wanted to live in a big city (now she is) and he had to get a well paid job (and he has).

Her last hope of getting back to Death Camp Central was losing EU citizenship........but that's now been taken away. 

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Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete!

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9 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete!

He threatened to move there.

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38 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Quite impressed that you managed to affect another country’s whole politic discussion to suit your son, Pete!

These Slavs know I'm the biggest dog in the yard Pedro!

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13 minutes ago, Clive said:

Had my bacon, sausage, eggs and tomatoes!, ready for anything that today can throw at me!, so with that it's off to Asda. 😂 

Living the dream

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