boboneleg Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Morning. Anyone got a bypass Monday password? I think you'll find it's w*nker 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Morning. Anyone got a bypass Monday password? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 @Slowlycatchymonkey Every British traveller to the Schengen Area must be fingerprinted and provide a facial biometric. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/brexit-border-etias-dover-eurostar-b2130495.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Slowlycatchymonkey Every British traveller to the Schengen Area must be fingerprinted and provide a facial biometric. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/brexit-border-etias-dover-eurostar-b2130495.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 28 minutes ago, Six30 said: You'll have to have a facial apparently! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Slowlycatchymonkey Every British traveller to the Schengen Area must be fingerprinted and provide a facial biometric. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/brexit-border-etias-dover-eurostar-b2130495.html Yer it's been being implemented for a long long time. Facial recognition has been in use in Bristol since I can remember so no biggy. But everytime they trial it in Spain it's a disaster so I can't wait Mr Slowly can never get through the e-gates in Bristol but they make him queue and prove it first then go and queue again where there's a real person. This time he lost his temper and swore at the border guard. He said your e-gates are fucking crap. The border guard replied yeah I know, they're rubbish, one little tiny thing and they reject it. And thats the version they've been refining for donkeys 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mr Slowly can never get through the e-gates in Bristol but they make him queue and prove it first then go and queue again where there's a real person. They won't accept his face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: They won't accept his face? Nope, rejected every single time 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Damn it, can't avoid it any longer, I have to work, and double speed to catch up 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 The fog has lifted at last, what to do 1st so many choices. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Clive said: The fog has lifted at last, what to do 1st so many choices. Pornhub ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Clive said: Maybe HubNut. why dont you take up gambling on the horses ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Sorted a trip up to the north east of Spain for mid November so fingers crossed the weather is reasonable. Clearly it won’t be as good as down here but a chance to meet up with UK based mates was too much to resist. Leaving on Thursday 16 November and heading to Lleida which is a fair old slog of about 650 klms if I avoid all motorways. Might use some motorway to kill a bit of distance first thing. On the Friday head across to Platja d’Aro for the Costa Brava classic two day trials event and three nights fun and games with my mates………Monday morning leave ‘kin early and head home, possibly in one hit……depending on the weather. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Skippy said: Sorted a trip up to the north east of Spain for mid November so fingers crossed the weather is reasonable. Clearly it won’t be as good as down here but a chance to meet up with UK based mates was too much to resist. Leaving on Thursday 16 November and heading to Lleida which is a fair old slog of about 650 klms if I avoid all motorways. Might use some motorway to kill a bit of distance first thing. On the Friday head across to Platja d’Aro for the Costa Brava classic two day trials event and three nights fun and games with my mates………Monday morning leave ‘kin early and head home, possibly in one hit……depending on the weather. Nice trip Ray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: why dont you take up gambling on the horses ? Give me some of your spare £1000,s and I will give it a go. That my jockey and horse right there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: Give me some of your spare £1000,s and I will give it a go. That my jockey and horse right there. your confusing me with some one else ! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 Another Public Holiday here today.....just this town, and only because the Fair is here! The laziness over here is right off the scale! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 23 minutes ago, Six30 said: your confusing me with some one else ! You are loaded. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 28 minutes ago, XTreme said: Nice trip Ray! Fingers crossed mate, I’m sure there will be tales to tell and photographic evidence 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Clive said: The fog has lifted at last, what to do 1st so many choices. Flask of coffee or tea from home, ride out to get the scooter engine warm, stop by somewhere and have a coffee and take a BOTM picture, then ride back home. 10 or 20km each way, it's a change of pace and brightens up your day. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Clive said: Maybe HubNut. Or Hobnob? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Clive said: They only last about 10 mins in our household. They're in the Foreign food section of our local supermarket and cost a fortune, so we don't bother! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Hobnob sounds naughty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 46 minutes ago, Pedro said: Hobnob sounds naughty Wait until you hear about a chocolate hobnob! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 I rarely buy biscuits but it seems a bit rude not to offer people working in your house a cup o tea and a biscuit so I bought some hobnobs. I’ve just retrieved them from the dogs bed somehow my lazy arthritic 12inch (max) high knackered 11 year old dog found it in herself to jump on a chair onto the kitchen table Fortunately her remaining three teeth only managed to power through maybe two biscuits before she was caught. I wouldn’t mind so much if she had some sort of idea she’s the one in the wrong and wasn’t now giving me really evil looks for taking them away 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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