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2 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

That sounds more promising :classic_laugh:

I had the "up the ass" thing at my 65 year old man's MOT test a few months prior to the AAA examination.

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I’ve only had one up the arse examination, I asked for a lady doctor, no way is a man doing that on me 😳

I would have thought they would have warned you if they were going in, so to speak.  I have all sorts of fact sheets given to me when I was in to have it done.   

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35 minutes ago, Saul said:

I would have thought they would have warned you if they were going in, so to speak.  I have all sorts of fact sheets given to me when I was in to have it done.   

I didn't include you in the conversation at the outset as I thought this thing was for over 65's , I didn't think you we there yet :classic_biggrin:

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10 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I didn't include you in the conversation at the outset as I thought this thing was for over 65's , I didn't think you we there yet :classic_biggrin:

I am not yet mate (58) but I have had a camera up my bung hole in the past, obvs not by choice 😳

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14 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I didn't include you in the conversation at the outset as I thought this thing was for over 65's , I didn't think you we there yet :classic_biggrin:

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Another POS Ducati......no doubt being stored as an investment!

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It's owned by Manolo who has the animal feed warehouse on the estate!

I bet his son Manuel can't wait to get this fucking POS bequeathed to him!

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4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Another POS Ducati......no doubt being stored as an investment!

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It's owned by Manolo who has the animal feed warehouse on the estate!

I bet his son Manuel can't wait to get this fucking POS bequeathed to him!

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1 hour ago, Saul said:

I would have thought they would have warned you if they were going in, so to speak.  I have all sorts of fact sheets given to me when I was in to it, im not in to it anymore 

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A few years ago there were a couple of symptoms of intestinal cancer, and I had a camera up my but to check things. A man did it but I had a girl holding my hand and saying soothing things :classic_laugh:

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Just now, Pedro said:

A few years ago there were a couple of symptoms of intestinal cancer, and I had a camera up my but to check things. A man did it but I had a girl holding my hand and saying soothing things :classic_laugh:

Soothing things like what.....

Take it you little bitch

Oh yeah you like it like that 

Who's your mummy now

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26 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Soothing things like what.....

Take it you little bitch

Oh yeah you like it like that 

Who's your mummy now

You need to stop this homophobic behaviour, Pete is hoping for new members here and this kind of thing doesn’t help. It also upsets the Honda owners already here so stop it now.

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10 minutes ago, Marcel said:

I think busabeast should get a yellow card.

I don't know about a yellow card but he's odds on to get TOTY this year due to his post whoring and compulsive attention-seeking.

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3 minutes ago, Marcel said:

You think so Pete....the cunt...no way in hell he's getting my title....it's time to step up my A game. 

Don’t know about that Marcel, it’s already mid November and he’s been working hard towards it for a while now.

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10 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Don’t know about that Marcel, it’s already mid November and he’s been working hard towards it for a while now.

Oh yeh.....it's been a very sustained campaign!

What you reckon @Buckster?

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Another POS Ducati......no doubt being stored as an investment!

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It's owned by Manolo who has the animal feed warehouse on the estate!

I bet his son Manuel can't wait to get this fucking POS bequeathed to him!

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Are you sure that’s a Ducati?

It’s a two stroke for a start and the only 2 stroke that I can think of is the Cucciolo which was a moped 🤷

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Are you sure that’s a Ducati?

It’s a two stroke for a start and the only 2 stroke that I can think of is the Cucciolo which was a moped 🤷

I'll check again when I go in next week.

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28 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Oh yeh.....it's been a very sustained campaign!

What you reckon @Buckster?

Definitely, I’m just glad I no longer qualify, I’m happy to spread joy to everyone now. I’m just popping out to feed the squirrels. TTFN

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

You need to stop this homophobic behaviour, Pete is hoping for new members here and this kind of thing doesn’t help. It also upsets the Honda owners already here so stop it now.

Fuck you gay boy

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I am Mr Gofer today .  Ersilia and Paolo both have a cough and cold so after my trip to the doctors I did the shopping.  I have just made them some breakfast but god help them if I have to make the dinner this evening 

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19 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Definitely, I’m just glad I no longer qualify, I’m happy to spread joy to everyone now. I’m just popping out to feed the squirrels. TTFN

Mods and Admin can still win TOTY and MOTY.

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