Six30 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, Saul said: Seekers in the harbour. Border force .. thats a fucking joke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Clive said: Severn Trent deal with the rivers around here..... I give up ...you are beyond any help i can offer clive 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Six30 said: I give up ...you are beyond any help i can offer clive I may go and see if the local church does flower arranging classes. Lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: I may go and see if the local church does flower arranging classes. Lol What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 18 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank. as opposed to a noisy wank 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 18, 2023 Author Share Posted December 18, 2023 Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation. He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored. No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Saul said: Seekers in the harbour. Now I'm not an expert of these matters but wouldn't vessel be better employed in Dover rather than the Fowey estuary 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 56 minutes ago, Six30 said: as opposed to a noisy wank He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation. He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored. No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation. He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored. No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it. I’ve never had that sort of relationship with a client! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation. He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored. No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it. There's just no reply that is right for that statement 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls. Wouldn't matter if it was noisy he wouldn't hear it anyway. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: Speaking to one of my estate agent clients earlier and told him about my dick and balls being swollen, and black and blue after the operation. He accused me of exaggerating and that he couldn't believe that without any evidence to back it up. So I sent him some evidence......totally uncensored. No.....he's not gay! I do have one estate agent who is gay, and in his case he'd have to take my word for it. Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 18, 2023 Author Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown Didn't happen on the board! Votes are based on their activity here......not in work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Just seen this on the TET group page, it belongs to a woman riding the TET in Portugal she didn't say how she got it out but it was broken and and she was stuck like that for around 3 hours waiting for the emergency services including the air ambulance poor girl 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Six30 said: as opposed to a noisy wank Noisy......I would I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Just seen this on the TET group page, it belongs to a woman riding the TET in Portugal she didn't say how she got it out but it was broken and and she was stuck like that for around 3 hours waiting for the emergency services including the air ambulance poor girl Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off Get her out of the bungalow! (Apart from our weekly hour to Asda).....only place she will go is to her sisters.....she has no interests that mean leaving the bungalow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Clive said: Get her out of the bungalow! (Apart from our weekly hour to Asda).....only place she will go is to her sisters.....she has no interests that mean leaving the bungalow. What about bingo,every old Doris loves the bingo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 She stopped going years ago, when they pulled the Gala bingo hall down and built a Travelodge in its place, the one remaining bingo hall is crap, very low prize money, she went a few times, but did not like the place........after that she took to being a hermit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 40 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Now I'm not an expert of these matters but wouldn't vessel be better employed in Dover rather than the Fowey estuary Too busy catching those naughty fisherman not sticking to their quotas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 24 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there This is what she said Some of you are asking how it possible. Well, my motorbike went down, and when it was falling down, I put my foot on the ground and everything would be good, but… I didn’t let go the handlebar. One wrong move, I pulled the throttle and voila. They got her foot out by cutting her boot and some of the spokes on the wheel 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank. I’ve never managed that………..having a quiet wank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Clive said: She stopped going years ago, when they pulled the Gala bingo hall down and built a Travelodge in its place, the one remaining bingo hall is crap, very low prize money, she went a few times, but did not like the place........after that she took to being a hermit. She plays online bingo occasionally.......wins a bit every now and then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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