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I love geckos, they get in my garage and after a week there's no more spider webs or any bugs.

Also, when I was in Brasil 20 years ago I slept in a tiny inn with no aircon. With the window open I would get eaten alive by mosquitos until one night a gecko got in and I spent the remaining nights sleeping peacefully with the window open.

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13 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Only the greatest of people were born on this date :classic_wink:

My old girl was as well!

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Geckos everywhere here......sign of good luck apparently.

Not that I've had any!

Bet they are cheaper there than here, the bitey little fucker cost £60.  

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5 minutes ago, Saul said:

Bet they are cheaper there than here, the bitey little fucker cost £60.  

They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area.

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16 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area.

You would not believe the stress and fuss my youngest is making about getting everything right for the Bitey Little Fucker.   Jesus Christ she was in earlier fussing about the temperature of his Vivarium being to low, found out she had put the heat mat in upside down.  Sorted now she is in because the temperature is 1 degree to high, told her to put the thermometer in the right place then all is perfect.  Then she is on how he hasn't eaten a cricket yet.  FFS she has been like it all day.   Yet you got them running around wild having the time of their life without being on the verge of death every 10 minutes.   

Oh and she has christened it 'Stitch' I have told her he will always be the Bitey Little Fucker to me.   Apparently I'm not funny at all 🤣 but seeing the whole escapade has cost me the best part of £300 I will laugh if I want to, as tears are the only other option 😳

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On 21/02/2024 at 13:48, Six30 said:

you walk up most main town high streets its like being abroad

Too right, all those fuckers speaking French! 

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2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Only the greatest of people were born on this date :classic_wink:

Is that a hint? Oh, OK then, Happy birthday Mrs Saul and Fred! 🎁🎂🎉

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50 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area.

We get them in the garage, in the sun lounge and in the utility room. I don't mind them at all.

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Just now, boboneleg said:

Is it Fred's birthday as well , why didn't admin tell us ?

How am I supposed to know if it's the miserable cunt's birthday?

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Just now, XTreme said:

How am I supposed to know if it's the miserable cunt's birthday?

I though you might have read it on the net, you seem to know everything else that's going on in UK 

 

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15 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I though you might have read it on the net, you seem to know everything else that's going on in UK 

 

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Unfortunately I haven't done a search for "Miserable Cunts Birthdays".

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