Your Day Today!

[Buckster]

38 minutes ago, skyrider said:

get rid of those bark busters and get some warm muffs 

His hands have never been near a muff.

[skyrider]

12 hours ago, Buckster said:

His hands have never been near a muff.

maybe thats why he has cold digits

[XTreme]

Booked an appointment with Pedro for a haircut 7.30 this evening.

[Clive]

Just now, XTreme said:

Booked an appointment with Pedro for a haircut 7.30 this evening.

My daughter cuts (what bit I have ) my hair.... every 6 weeks...there is a barbers shop in Tesco (I kid you not!) But I will be damned if iam paying £15 for short back and sides.  

[XTreme]

11 minutes ago, Clive said:

My daughter cuts (what bit I have ) my hair.... every 6 weeks...there is a barbers shop in Tesco (I kid you not!) But I will be damned if iam paying £15 for short back and sides.  

€8 here!

[Buckster]

21 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Booked an appointment with Pedro for a haircut 7.30 this evening.

I hope he is better at cutting hair than he is at avoiding gay Arabs.

[Clive]

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

€8 here!

There is a cheaper option barber near to us....but I stopped going there, never felt comfortable having my hair cut by a barber who had only 1 eye.

[Buckster]

4 minutes ago, Clive said:

There is a cheaper option barber near to us....but I stopped going there, never felt comfortable having my hair cut by a barber who had only 1 eye.

What is there to cut?

[Clive]

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

What is there to cut?

Now....not much,  

Back then I had full coverage.

I did better than my brother, at the age of 20 he had a hairstyle like Friar Tuck. 

[skyrider]

1 hour ago, Clive said:

My daughter cuts (what bit I have ) my hair.... every 6 weeks...there is a barbers shop in Tesco (I kid you not!) But I will be damned if iam paying £15 for short back and sides.  

that's a bit steep

[XTreme]

1 hour ago, Clive said:

I did better than my brother, at the age of 20 he had a hairstyle like Friar Tuck. 

So the first wife had a thing for Friar Tuck lookalikes? 

[Clive]

Just now, XTreme said:

So the first wife had a thing for Friar Tuck lookalikes? 

Seems so. ....... it was a blessing that she buggered off back up north.

[Six30]

 @boboneleg likes to see my handy work … enjoy

 

[Clive]

34 minutes ago, skyrider said:

that's a bit steep

Someone has to pay for all the tattoos that the barbers are covered in.

[Clive]

Just now, Six30 said:

 @boboneleg likes to see my handy work … enjoy

 

Can't see the welds, you done a good job there.  

[Six30]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

€8 here!

we can tell its 8 quids worth

[Six30]

1 minute ago, Clive said:

Can't see the welds, you done a good job there.  

Twat

[boboneleg]

12 minutes ago, Six30 said:

 @boboneleg likes to see my handy work … enjoy

 

Half a fucking job again , you just can't get the staff 

 

[Tango]

20 hours ago, Marcel said:

I was pushing it...

[XTreme]

4 hours ago, Clive said:

Seems so. ....... it was a blessing that she buggered off back up north.

Do you know what happened to her?

[XTreme]

4 hours ago, Six30 said:

we can tell its 8 quids worth

Says the bloke who goes to the Barbers and asks the guy to cut his hair like Nigel Farage!

[Six30]

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Says the bloke who goes to the Barbers and asks the guy to cut his hair like Nigel Farage!

[Tango]

Just been educating some French people in the art of the English language! It's only when you try to teach someone else, that you realise how weird English is! And then try to explain what a doer is, or why read can mean "to read" or "have read"......yes, it's spelled the same, but pronounced differently! Or how to pronounce queue.....yes, just ignore how it's spelled, think of it as kew.....what? That doesn't help?

[XTreme]

1 hour ago, Tango said:

Just been educating some French people in the art of the English language! It's only when you try to teach someone else, that you realise how weird English is! And then try to explain what a doer is, or why read can mean "to read" or "have read"......yes, it's spelled the same, but pronounced differently! Or how to pronounce queue.....yes, just ignore how it's spelled, think of it as kew.....what? That doesn't help?

Try though, through, cough, rough etc.......that'll blow their minds.

Pronunciation in Spanish is very straightforward......you speak it as you read it.

English is a total different proposition for foreigners trying to learn it.

[Clive]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Do you know what happened to her?

Oh yeh, know quite alot I visit her brother who lives near (3 miles) to me.