Saul Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 30 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What the fuck is wrong with me been up since 05:30 cut my hair trimmed the beard had a shower and breakfast and then gave the shower damn a good clean and now sat here wasting my life typing this crap. Perhaps i'll make the wife a cup of tea and take it up to her or perhaps not as the shock may kill her I am the same mate, it genuinely is an age thing. I used to blame mine on being a Postman for donkeys years but I am not sure that really is the case as I left Royal Mail in 2014. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 38 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What the fuck is wrong with me been up since 05:30 cut my hair trimmed the beard had a shower and breakfast and then gave the shower damn a good clean and now sat here wasting my life typing this crap. Perhaps i'll make the wife a cup of tea and take it up to her or perhaps not as the shock may kill her Why were you up at 05.30 on a Saturday ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 We are starting the long drive north in an hour , I'll wave to you as we pass @Clive 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, boboneleg said: Why were you up at 05.30 on a Saturday ? He needed to Trim his beard, have a shower and breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Saul said: He needed to Trim his beard, have a shower and breakfast. Yebbut , why at 05.30 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 52 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: What the fuck is wrong with me been up since 05:30 cut my hair trimmed the beard had a shower and breakfast and then gave the shower damn a good clean and now sat here wasting my life typing this crap. Perhaps i'll make the wife a cup of tea and take it up to her or perhaps not as the shock may kill her Sounds like sort of stuff a lesbian does … 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 17 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Why were you up at 05.30 on a Saturday ? I haven't a clue and I've had a good nights sleep as well so it's not like i got fed up of being restless or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 4 minutes ago, Six30 said: Sounds like sort of stuff a lesbian does … Well i can confirm i'm sexually attracted to women so you could be onto something there 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: I haven't a clue and I've had a good nights sleep as well so it's not like i got fed up of being restless or something Natural body clock I expect. I was like it when I was working, now I don’t drag myself out of bed until 09.00 sometimes 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Natural body clock I expect. I was like it when I was working, now I don’t drag myself out of bed until 09.00 sometimes I don't normally wake up until 06:30 for work and that's the alarm clocks job because it's rare i'm awake before it starts annoying me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 27 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Why were you up at 05.30 on a Saturday ? Probably emptied piss in his bed again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 minute ago, Marcel said: Prostate? Issue ? I had a poke around and i think i'm good there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Marcel said: I haven't had the pleasure yet of the poke....hoping my luck keeps going...can't imagine of getting this processgure done to me...a specially by a male doctor...fuck no... Not much different from what Billybob does to you in the woods. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 We went to a little bike show in Narbonne yesterday afternoon. It wasn't huge, but there were a good selection of bikes to look at and sit on. It was local bike dealers, rather than manufacturers displaying the bikes. Mandy is interested in the new Triumph 400X, so she had a sit on one, which is slightly on the tall side for her, but not ridiculous. They had the old Himalayan there, which she sat on, but the dealer said that they're getting the new one in fairly soon. She had a sit on the Ducati Scrambler 800, which she also liked. It made quite a nice few hours out, and Mandy is now fired up to get back out on her bike too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Mot on the XR at 11 so i will be out on the bike weather's not the greatest looking and only 5c at the moment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Marcel said: Prostate? Issue ? No....he's just a dirty bastard Marcel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: We are starting the long drive north in an hour , I'll wave to you as we pass @Clive Will you be travelling in the Cube?, 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 8 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Mot on the XR at 11 so i will be out on the bike weather's not the greatest looking and only 5c at the moment Weatherman said rain for us, looking out the window, not a cloud in the sky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Going into Mansfield this morning, wife has a appointment at the opticians, will see if she needs new glasses or a white stick and a guide dog.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Pete is this your daughter in law? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 8 minutes ago, Saul said: Pete is this your daughter in law? Not fat enough! Yet! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 19 minutes ago, XTreme said: Not fat enough! Yet! Won't be long you should see the size of the roast she ate in that video. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 Just now, Six30 said: @Marcel will do it for you . You're talking to Marcel you twat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, XTreme said: You're talking to Marcel you twat! their profile pics are to alike 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 27 minutes ago, Six30 said: their profile pics are to alike I find that reading the words does help! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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